Humorous prose

The same principle (1)

A customer picked out a pigskin coat and said, "I like this fur coat, but is it afraid of water?" The salesman explained, "Of course I'm not afraid of water! Have you ever seen a pig with an umbrella? "

Rules in the store (2)

Manager: "Remember, the rule of this store is that the customer is always right." Tell me, what did that gentleman say just now? "

Shop assistant: "He just said,' Your manager is a big idiot. " "

After operation (3)

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend, "but the doctor left a sponge in my stomach." "Isn't that hard?" "No, I just feel thirsty all the time."