Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. (One of Qiu Yi's teachings) (Yu Hong)
Although learning from it (the previous one), Qiu Yi is the best chess player in China. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess. One person is concentrated (concentrated) and only Qiu Yi teaches. Although the other party listened, they thought that the swan was coming (it turned out to be raw silk rope, which means tying the arrow to shoot birds with silk rope) (right), and wanted to pull open the bow tied with the arrow to shoot birds and swans, and the one in front. Is it because the latter student is not as clever as the former one? Mencius said: it is not like this.
Confucius traveled to the East and saw two children arguing on the way. Ask them what they are arguing about.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first comes out and close to people at noon.
The previous child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it was as small as the mouth of a plate and bowl. Isn't this just looking small from a distance and looking big from a distance? "
Another child said, "The sun cooled as soon as it came out, and it was as hot as putting your hand into hot water at noon. It's not hot when it's near, and it's not cold when it's far away? "
Hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right and wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who says you know much?"
Write sentences
Sunrise is as big as a car cover, and noon is like a bowl.
Sunrise is as big as (round wheel) and noon is as big as (porcelain plate)
It's cool at the beginning of the day, and noon is like exploring soup.
Sunrise (cold and sunny) and its daily life (roasting)
Say the words first, and then say the meaning of the sentence.
I think the sun was very close to people when it first came out.
Take (think, think) to (leave)
Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former?
For (whether) f (not) If (if)
Draw the rhythm of reading the following sentences with vertical lines.
I am close to people from the beginning to the end of the day.
This is not a small distance, but a big distance.
Liezi is a work in the pre-Qin period, which was shot with the thinking of assisting the bow. It contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends, such as Gong Yu Yishan and Chicken Farm Society, with vivid images and profound implications. It still has high literary and ideological significance.
Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou during the Warring States Period. Lieyukou, also known as Lu Kou, Lu Kou. Legend has it that he was born in Putian (now Zhengzhou City, Henan Province) and was a Taoist during the Warring States Period. He studied under Jin Qiu Zi Lin (Lin Ming, Zheng Ren), Huang Di and Lao Zi. He was quiet, didn't associate with people, and never became an official. His theory of "respecting righteousness", "emphasizing emptiness" and "respecting righteousness" is to accept the Confucian theory of "correcting the name", that is, to demand be worthy of the name; "Effective emptiness" comes from Taoism, which advocates "nothingness", everything goes with the flow and nothing is done. Liezi wrote 20 books, including100000 words. Today, there are only 8 books left, including Tian Rui, Huangdi, Zhou Muwang, Zhong Ni, Tang Wen, Li Ming, Yang Zhu and Fu Shuo. Most of them are folk stories, fables and myths and legends. During the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, Liezi was called the Mirror of Xu Chong, which was one of the Taoist classics.
2. Translation of two ancient jokes in China 1. Nose and eyebrows compete for position. Nose said: "I know all the smells and tastes first, and my contribution is relatively large." You are a useless thing. What credit do you have? How dare you press on me? " Eyebrows said, "Then, if the nose is above (me), how can fashion be so reasonable?"
2. There was a man who wanted to cross the river and was sad that there was no ferry. Suddenly I saw a chinemys reevesii. The man said, "Brother Tortoise, please take me across the river. I will recite poems to thank you. " The tortoise said, "Sing a poem before crossing the river." The man said, "Don't be fooled by you. How about singing a few words before crossing the river? " The tortoise said, "Yes." "The man recited," Then the man recited a poem and said, "............."
3. Tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese 1. One day, the father stayed to drink and sent his son to the city. When the son brought the meat back, he was about to leave the city gate. One person's value came opposite, so he stood straight for a long time. When the father found it, he said to his son, "Your aunt came back with meat to have dinner with the guests. Stay here with me. " -"Ming and Qing jokes"
2. Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "There's one thing I've been watching for a long time. I said I was afraid of your impatience, but I was afraid of hurting you if I didn't say it. However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." The man grabbed his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" I said, "I'm impatient, I'm sure." -"Ming and Qing jokes"
There is a big bug that wants to feed in the wild. He saw the hedgehog lying on his back, so he called it a meat bowl and wanted to take it away. Suddenly accused (wěi), I curled up and left in surprise. I didn't know how to rest until I fell asleep in the mountains. Hedgehog just let go of his nose. Blade woke up and was very happy. He walked under the oak tree and looked down at the oak barrel. He whispered sideways, "I have been honored by a sage. I hope you will avoid the road!" " -"Open Yan Lu"
Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another man, soaked to the skin, stumbling, howling for ghosts, and rushing to his own house. They laughed at each other in surprise. -"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan"
4. Funny China Classical Butcher can damage the chief father's hill without starting a business halfway.
Today, we have a huge soup. Fiona Fang is seven miles away. This sincerity can be a tree with an inch diameter, a piece of jade, a beautiful island and a rock. However, the guards' ministers were filthy, loyal ministers were frozen thousands of miles away, and snow drifted in Wan Li. The cover chased the butchers all day to see the beautiful scenery of the field, and the more they looked, the more they entered.
Sincerely, it is advisable to cut bamboo and take the road and go to the countryside to feel homesick. Don't hold a holy meeting and stab me in the face to block the way of loyalty. The palace is full of smelly oil and rotten sauce, and there are rows of fines.
If there are criminals, honest and kind, they should show their tails and bare their breasts to show their unkindness. Assistant ministers Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, Zhang, etc. Are they all animals? Do they jump big? , is a butcher like a tourist, Jane.
Fools think that if they learn to read, they can "click" and read the drums all around and scatter tirelessly. Donkeys and generals in Guizhou love to make noises during sex. He tried in the past. The butcher called it "two wars, and he wanted to go first" because he regarded Zhong Yong as a satrap.
Fools think that knowing the dispute will make their flag weak, and their chaos will be invincible. Feet confused, eyes blurred. This is why the Han Dynasty was so prosperous; I was confused by my own eyes, I was confused by my own feet. Since then, the Han Dynasty has been so depressed.
When the butcher is around, every time I look at his minister with a knife, I sigh that I am not a good marksman. Taihang, the palace, the son of the neighbor, the snake god, I know that I am a minister who died of chastity. I hope your majesty believes that then the Han Dynasty will be overthrown and nothing can be done.
I don't know who Chun Han is, but he is as tall as two millet. He devoted his whole life to the hidden place in the north, risking his life for the people of Wen Da in Chu. The butcher does not regard his ministers as fierce and chivalrous, but cares about him from left to right. Thanks to the three ministers in the Broken Mountain Temple, the butcher was allowed to live a quiet life with his territory and could not stay long.
When the latter value is overturned, when it is appointed at the end of the road, it ranks between two stocks, and it is useless for you to come. The butcher knew that my minister had thrown my food bar and cup aside, and I couldn't eat or drink, so he knocked my minister to the ground.
Since he was appointed, he has always supported yellow on the left and blue on the right. He only knew how to shoot an eagle with a bow, and he was afraid that the entrustment would not work, so he hurt the young madman of the first emperor. So he brushed Zhang Suiyang with his sleeve and didn't dare to play. Today, the South China Sea has decided that the military revolution is not unyielding, and there is not much rice and millet. When the three armed forces awarded the title, they all commanded the next roast for 800 miles, but they were mixed with the previous dynasty.
Therefore, the minister reported that the butcher's duty was to go home by the wind. As for the losers who sing on the road and the walkers who rest in the trees, Yu Shinan, Suiyang and Fang Ping will be appointed.
May your majesty languish for Iraq. If not, shoot it and sue the butcher knife.
If there are no novelists, blame the south, which has no good opinion of Yang and is slow to respond. Your majesty will also entertain guests and cut his throat.
I am very grateful to you. I am far away now. I'm fighting two wars, and I want to go first.
5. What humorous jokes are there in classical Chinese? 1. "Praise money" 1. A man got lost and met a mute, but he didn't answer. Only when he makes money with his hands shows that he will get the money will he be willing to guide him. This man's metaphor means counting money with him. The mute pointed the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" " A lost man met a "mute" who didn't answer. "Dumb" will only give money by hand and show the way. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out some money to the "dumb". "Dumb" opened his mouth and pointed to the road. The lost man asked, "Why do you pretend to be deaf?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, you can talk if you have money."
3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods, a collection of signature games in the Qing Dynasty, mostly jokes in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Second, "righteousness" 1, the original text: the most greedy official.
One day, two people were arrested (tried) for dysprosium, and the plaintiff gave fifty gold. When the defendant heard about it, he paid double the bribe. The trial, regardless of the reason, draws lots to beat the plaintiff.
The plaintiff will make a gesture of counting to five and say, "Small is reasonable." The official also replied with his hand: "Slave, you are right."
He shook his hand and said, "He is more reasonable than you." 2. An official is very greedy. One day, he arrested the plaintiff and defendant for trial. The plaintiff gave the official 520 gold, and the defendant doubled the bribe as soon as he heard it.
When the court opened, officials drew lots indiscriminately and beat the plaintiff. The plaintiff pointed his finger and said, "I'm right."
The official also held out five fingers and said, "Slave, although you are right", and then turned his hand and said, "He is more right than you!" 3, source: rational, pinyin yǒu lǐ, from A Dream of Red Mansions. 3. "Confusion" 1, the original text: A young blind man was involved in the lawsuit and complained of blindness.
The official said, "How can you cheat when you have a pair of white eyes?" Answer: "The master thinks that the villain is innocent, and the villain thinks that the master is confused." 2. A green-blind man was involved in a lawsuit. He argued that he was blind.
The official said, "Your eyes are blue and white. What are you pretending to be blind? " The man replied, "You look at me innocently, but I think you are confused!" " "3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods. Fourth, "Du Zi helps out" 1, the original text: A military attache goes out and loses.
Suddenly there is a magic weapon to help, and the victory is great. The military attache knocked on God's name, and God said, "I am the god of stacks."
The military attache asked, "What is the virtue of that young man, who dares to work hard to save the immortal?" God said, "I only feel that you have never hurt me with an arrow in the teaching field." 2. Once upon a time, a military commander went to war and was about to fail.
Suddenly, with the help of the magic warrior, defeat turned into victory. The military commander kowtowed and asked the name of God, and the immortal said, "I am a stack god."
The military commander said, "What kind of kindness and ability do I have to ask the stack god to save me?" The god replied, "I only thank you for never hurting me with an arrow when you practice archery on the school playground." 3. Source: Selected from Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in Qing Dynasty.
Five, "Tian Jian Swallow Chicken" 1, the original text: A rich man has more than one acre, and rents it to Zhang San, and each acre gets a chicken. Zhang San hid the chicken behind his back, and the owner of the field chanted, "This field is different from Zhang San." Zhang San quickly offered the chicken, and the owner shouted, "Who would Zhang San be without it?" Zhang San said, "I didn't hear about it at first, but I heard about it later. Why? " Master Tian said: "At first, the chicken didn't say anything. Later, I did it when I saw it."
2. A rich man, who has extra fields at home, wants to rent three kinds of land to Zhang, (on condition) giving a chicken per acre. Zhang San put the chicken behind his back, and the farmer (the rich man) sang, "This field will not be cultivated by Zhang San." Zhang San quickly took out the chicken for him. Master Tian sang "Who won't give it back to Zhang San?" Zhang San said: "I just heard you say that you didn't give me (seeds), and then you gave me seeds." Why? " The owner said: "I didn't talk about chicken (recording) at first, but I did it as soon as I saw the chicken (machine)." 3. Excerpted from Laughter in the Woods.
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Ji Ji felt lonely, and Luo collected some chickens to raise, especially thorny pheasants. Pheasants chirp when they are hungry, and Gigi feeds them with millet in a bamboo basket.
When the chicken is full, it jumps into Gigi's bookcase. Gigi was afraid of being dirty and was busy driving chickens. The chicken was scared and jumped on several tables. Gigi is more worried. He used a bamboo basket as a tool to drive away chickens and threw it at pheasants. The bamboo basket was thrown fast, but it hit several pottery figurines on the table. The terracotta figures fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Gigi scrambled for a look, and chickens crowed under several tables. In a rage, Gigi took off his clogs, beat the chicken and killed him.
Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Gigi got excited and wrote this article "Gigi Beats Chicken". Does this count? .