Dear friends, are there any humorous and true stories that happened around you? Say a few!

When I was a freshman, I went to the cafeteria to pack my bags. Who knows that there is something wrong with the punch card machine? I scraped 95 yuan. My brother, who sells steamed stuffed buns, couldn't add it back for a long time and said piteously, "It's okay, I remember you, and I will come here often in the future until I run out of extra money." I have to agree. Poor me, I ate steamed buns for a semester, and Brother Steamed Bun still owes me 2.3 yuan ... The most exasperating thing is that I haven't found a girlfriend after four years in college! ! ! Until graduation, one day I was walking on the campus tree-lined road, listening to a group of girls pointing behind me and whispering, "Yes, that's him! ! Don't find such a boyfriend in the future, and go to the second canteen to eat steamed buns every day without paying! ! "