Psychological crime, please help me look at these problems.

First, engineers were in distress in Antarctica, relying on eating something said to be goose meat to support the rescue. Now he knows, it turns out that he ate the meat of the colleague who died ~

Second, the man's chronic disease is blindness. So when the train passed a tunnel, the man thought he had a relapse and jumped out of the car in despair ~

Third, the water plant is his girlfriend's hair ~ When the man saved his girlfriend, he caught something similar to the water plant. From the old population, he actually grabbed his girlfriend's hair ~

Fourth, his plane broke down, but there was a parachute missing. So first throw things to reduce the burden, and finally everyone decided to draw lots. As a result, the deceased who smoked half a match had to jump by himself ~ ~

Fifth question, my sister thinks you can meet that handsome guy at the funeral ~

Sixth question, shorty is shorter than shorty. Another dwarf sneaked into the room and sawed off all the furniture legs while the blind dwarf was sleeping. When the blind man woke up, he found that everything he touched became shorter, thinking that he had grown taller overnight and committed suicide in despair ~

Seventh question, this person who lives on the mountain knocks that person down the mountain every time he opens the door, because there is only this room on the top of the mountain. As soon as the door opened, the people who went up the mountain were knocked down. After repeated several times, they couldn't help but die ~ ~

Hehe, it's hard to think of it in general, and it's a little abnormal ~ ~