I don't know if it suits you ... this ...
Mocking the tennis prince-diving articles ~
Emergency! Emergency! The tennis prince hit an iceberg! Helpless, there was no lifeboat, so we had to order everyone on board to dive and escape ... Helpless, Mi Min listened to the captain's words ... The captain had to ...
Captain: people who want to drink this dry drink should stay on board ... (colorful and slightly glowing drinks shake in the captain's hand ...)
The trio of Yinger, Dashi, Longma, Haitang and Kaidi from Qing Xue jumped into the water without saying anything ... (Inui: Why are you in such a hurry? It is delicious. )
Captain (handing Kawamura a racket): If you want to be the first chef in Japan, jump into the water!
Kawamura: Burning! ! ! ! ! The ship not only hit an iceberg, but also caught fire ... Kawamura shouted and jumped into the water ...
Captain: Look! There are good data underwater! Who wants to collect? !
Inui and Lianer's eyes lit up ... both of them jumped into the water and looked at the moon. ...
Captain: There's a super-skilled guy underwater!
Trace: No one's skill is more gorgeous than this uncle! That, birch land!
Vantage: Yes!
Two people jumped into the water. ...
Captain: All the hamburgers on board have fallen into the water! How half!
Momo: I want hamburgers! (Mo Mo jumps into the water)
The captain threw a cat-teasing stick into the water ...
Karubin: Meow ~ ~ ~! (jumping into the water ING~)
Captain: If you want to beat your brother, jump into the water!
Mrs. Yu jumped without hesitation ... the captain was glared at by Fuji ~ (Black Fuji is terrible! )
Captain (turning on the music): Jump into the water with the rhythm!
Camio: Keep up with the rhythm! (diving ING~)
Captain: Who wants this racket strap ... (The captain throws the strap into the water)
Shinji: Do you really want to give it? Although I want to and don't want to jump, why do I have to jump? What are the advantages of jumping? Is it idiotic to jump for a tape ... (I jumped anyway ...)
Captain: Yutai was bullied underwater!
I was also told that when the captain woke up, Fuji had jumped into the water.
The captain threw the only cake on board into the water.
Mary: My cake! ! ! (jumping into the water ING~)
Cilang realized at this moment: Ma Rui, where are you going? (then jump into the water ~)
Captain: The Pillar of Qing Xue is underwater!
Tezuka: Qing Xue needs a pillar! (Tezuka jumps into the water)
Captain: There are many beautiful sisters underwater!
Minami Jiro: Oh! I'm coming!
The captain suddenly threw Xingcun into the water ... (The captain is really strong ~)
Makita swept a sword and almost cut the captain ... jumped ING~ the water to save people ~
Captain: Don't want to be ordered to jump into the water!
Yamaguchi: Don't order me! (Dancing ~ Nice posture ~)
Captain: Jump if you think you are the strongest person in Lida University!
Chewon: I am the king of Lihai University! (diving ... plop ~)
Captain: I don't care! Who loves to jump, jump!
Ren Yue: Jump higher! (Jumping into the water from a very high place ...)
Soon patience also went down together. ...
Captain: I can listen to jokes, but only if I want to dive!
Tiangen: jumping is jumping, water is water ... jumping water ... poof!
Kuroha: Are you bored? Kick Tiangen into the water and go down together ...
Captain: The perfect job is underwater. ...
Huacun: I want to get the perfect works of art and transform them! (diving ING~)
Captain: Jumping into the water is the luckiest thing!
Time shift: lucky! (Jumping into the water in a lucky (he thinks) posture)
Captain: ......................................
Make fun of the tennis prince-~ our spare time
Qian Yue-
Tomoka Osakada (pulling a banner): "Master Dragon Horse! Master Malone! "
Sakura Nai (blushing): "Peng ... Tomoka Osakada ..."
Young master ... Have you ...? ... did you take a shower ...
M: (Why do you ask ...) I washed ... What about you? ...
Nurse: Ah … I … I have nothing to say …
Man: ~! @ #￥%……& amp；
N: (Next, please use your imagination freely)
(I saw it in one person's space, only a little)
"Playing games?" They put down the racket and looked at it in confusion and surprise.
Dry pushed his glasses: "Yes, just playing games. I think your training is too strict at ordinary times, and sometimes you should relax. "
The second uncle pulled Dashi aside and whispered, "Dashi, are you stimulated?" "A little, a little," he said, glancing at someone. Is there a problem? "
Dashi also took a look: "No" I think it's good. Sometimes you should relax, and then people can play their best. So, I think ... "
Kikumaru shook her head and pulled Taocheng, which was wiping sweat.
"Do you think there is anything wrong with your predecessor?"
"It is."
"I think so, too, but," I said, and pointed to the middle child around me. "The middle child elder reassured me. What are you talking about? It's a matter of previous events. No matter what game, you should actively cooperate ... "
"hmm ... it looks interesting."
"Then let me explain the rules of the game." Gan Luo stood in front of the net. "Four people play a game, two people are a team, and the lottery is decided, on both sides of the net. You can only use overhead balloons. Anyone who lands or fouls the balloon will have a chance to taste my new enhanced vegetable juice. "
A cold wind blew.
"Also, because the number of candidates is not even, there are three more people in the competition, Sakurai Ryazaki, Osakada Tomoka and Haiwei."
"So, let's draw lots now."
A few minutes passed. ...
"I announce the result of the draw."
"Tezuka, Parvs River Village, Haitang; Dashi, Kikumaru VS Qian Yue, Ryazaki; Taocheng, Gan VS Kosakada, absolutely delicious. "
Tomoka Osakada could complain about the lottery results, but he was suddenly pulled aside by KINOMOTO SAKURA.
"What's the matter?"
"What should I do? Xiao Peng! I, I, I didn't expect to be with a group of long ... "
"What does this have to do? Seize the opportunity. " Tomoka Osakada was puzzled. I really don't understand what friends have to worry about.
Sakurai's face looks like a ripe tomato.
The game has begun.
In a similar noise and whistle, the first group of players took the stage.
KINOMOTO SAKURA's heart is beating fast on the court, but her partner doesn't seem to understand her.
"How long are you going to stay there in a daze?"
Longhuitou Scenic Spot looked at the green liquid on the dry hands on the sidelines and swallowed.
"Yes, I'm sorry, Dragon Ma Jun ..."
"Be careful."
"Alas?"
"Let's go."
Given that the opponent is Qing Xue's golden partner, Malone is thinking about his chances of winning.
He doesn't want to drink that unknown liquid.
After several rounds, Dashi and Juwan gained the upper hand. On the other hand, Long Ma and KINOMOTO SAKURA are here, and Long Ma catches the ball.
It's not that KINOMOTO SAKURA doesn't want to cooperate with him. It's just that every time KINOMOTO SAKURA, who has really bad motor nerves, is ready to catch the ball, the dragon horse is already in the lead.
"If this continues," KINOMOTO SAKURA said to himself, "I can only drag Ma Jun into the water."
Frustration is beyond words.
Just then, the tail rising outside the stadium shouted, "Go on! Be careful! "
Seeing that the balloon was about to land, the dragon horse thought, "It's over!" , while running to the ball of vitality.
Where's Sakurai? Seeing that the balloon was about to land, the dragon and horse had no time to save the ball, and subconsciously the earth ran past.
So, the second after the balloon was about to land, something unexpected happened. ......
"pa!" "hey!"
The two heads collided and the balloon was "gloriously sacrificed".
Kikumaru shouted on the other side: "Ah! The balloon is broken! "
"Compared with this," Dashi rushed over, "it is more important that they don't care."
"It hurts! ..... "The dragon and KINOMOTO SAKURA rubbed their heads and shouted in pain.
"Are you all right?" Everyone ran to check their injuries.
"It seems to hurt ..." Tomoka Osakada helped KINOMOTO SAKURA get up. "It was careless."
"It hurts!" Long Ma Jun's head is really hard.
Someone who is slow finally wakes up: "Anger … the balloon has burst!" " "
"How, how to do?"
"That's not the point! Idiot! " Tomoka Osakada scolded, "The key is whether you and Master Malone care?"
"That, I'm fine. Can, can grow Ma Jun ... "
"I'm fine." The dragon horse replied.
Don't blink.
Gan walked between them: "The balloon broke, and you two will be punished."
"alas? ! "
"Hum ..." A quick smile. "It's a pity that this punishment is not an enhanced version of my new vegetable juice."
"What's that?"
"Hum ..." Dry skin is better than meat.
"Kissing." Not only spit out a few words lightly.
"Kissing? ! "A bunch of people exclaimed.
So, in this second, Ryozaki Sakurai's face successfully turned into a red apple within 0.0 1 second.
"Are you kidding!" Malone, one of the parties to the incident, said.
Bubu still smiles: "Do I look like I'm joking? Huh? " He turned to Taocheng and said, "Taocheng, am I kidding?"
At this time, Tao Cheng looked at the obvious bait hides the hook, looked at his classmates with murderous eyes and finally shook his head.
"Tao Cheng also said before that I was not joking." Parr walked beside the dragon horse. "Besides, I'm not kidding."
The dragon horse turned his head: "Cut!"
It's not getting better When it turned around, he saw KINOMOTO SAKURA beside him, blushing, biting his lower lip and stirring his skirt with his hand.
I don't know if it's an infection or an instinctive reaction. In short, our prince, in the next second, also had a suspicious blush on his face.
Looking at the red-faced two people, the good old man Hecun couldn't stand it. Originally, I wanted to help others, but the result only made the scene more and more chaotic.
"It's burning! ! ! What is kissing? ! Kiss! ! ! Kiss! ! ! ! "
When Dashi dragged him out of the stadium, he felt that the time was ripe and immediately implemented the second step plan.
"In the past, you and KINOMOTO SAKURA broke the rules and must be punished."
The dragon horse suddenly thought of something, and his face was proud.
"When the senior said the rules of the game, he didn't say' people who break balloons should kiss', did he?"
Although they will be ruined after watching a good play, it seems that they didn't say it just now.
"alas? ! Did you say nothing? " Never pretend to be surprised.
Gan pushed his glasses: "I didn't say that, but there," he pointed to the barbed wire fence on the sidelines, "I wrote all the rules on paper and posted them there."
"Who will notice such a thing!"
Qian Yue Malone felt cheated. I was taken in!
I tried to reach under the brim of my hat, but I felt a mass of air, so I had to put my hand down awkwardly.
Glancing at his side, he blushed to make people wonder if it was Liang Qiying with cerebral congestion. He clearly spit out a few words-
"Don't."
"This is not for you to decide." Fujibe said, "Since you broke the rules, you should be punished. Without rules, there would be no Fiona Fang. Yes, Tezuka. "
Everyone looked at the iceberg minister.
"Whatever."
This means that he does not participate in the discussion.
KINOMOTO SAKURA's blush is soaring, and it's going to explode!
Where is the dragon horse? Looking at the pressure of my predecessors, I am thinking about countermeasures.
Tao Cheng understood that all this was within Bourget's plan. And the dragon horse will never give in, and suddenly there is a plan.
He ran to Long Ma and Ying Nai and whispered a few words to them.
Malone looked at him suspiciously: "Senior, are you serious?"
"When have I ever lied to you?"
"But, but, TaoCheng senior, so, so ..."
"In short, you can rest assured!"
"Dragon, Long Majun, or ... Forget it ..." KINOMOTO SAKURA flashed her big helpless eyes.
The temperature on someone's face has climbed a little.
"Didn't you hear what the Taocheng predecessors said?"
"But ..."
"I accept the punishment."
A word came out and shocked four people.
Suddenly, everyone turned to Taocheng. I can't imagine what this guy did. He easily persuaded Malone.
Not only patted Tao Cheng on the shoulder with a smile.
Just before people woke up from the shock, a person who has always been an activist "started".
"Dragon ... Ryozaki," this kind of person actually stutters one day.
Our Miss Sakura Nida can't be described as flattered. As soon as she heard the dragon horse calling her name, she turned away mechanically.
"... yes! "
"We ..."
At this time, KINOMOTO SAKURA was thinking: Although the object is not mistaken, it is completely different from the first kiss scene in my dream! ! ! !
"That, dragon, Long Majun ..."
Before the words "forget it" were uttered, a close-up of a face appeared in front of KINOMOTO SAKURA.
"plop! Plop! " This is the heartbeat of Maehara Ryoma and Sakurazaki Sakurai when they "offered" each other their first kiss at the age of twelve. It will always be fixed on a page of a graffiti book full of "youth".
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