We are called stellar black holes. Adriano, for example. Baggio Vieri Seedorf Davis.
We always like to eavesdrop on other people's phone calls. We like being cousins. . We have many jokes. For example, we hit people when we couldn't kick the ball, and finally Valencia broke our noses. We cannot defend Torres. You can only use despicable means behind your back. As a result, Torres rebelled and sent our team off.
National chicken Milan's record
(1) Domestic records, sweeping all domestic League Cup derby records.
"1"1921-1922 season, ranking first in the league;
"2"1960-1961season, 1:9 lost to Juventus, creating the most disparity score record in Serie A;
"3" In the season of 2000-20065438+0, in the 30th round of the Italian Football League, the home team lost 0-6 to AC Milan, setting a new record for the biggest score loss in the Milan Derby. (They also set a previous record. )
2006-2007 season. Italy Cup Rome 6: 2 Inter Milan. Made the most terrible massacre in the history of the Italian Cup final.
"5" Milan Derby was unbeaten for 9 years-another record of Milan Derby was created, among which there was no one after the first five generations.
"6" created the "great international myth" of Milan's 9-game losing streak in Derby.
In the 02-05 season of July, it was repeatedly killed by rivals in the same city. This record is unprecedented!
(2) Great International, as an excellent team, has also created many legends of foreign wars.
"8"1971-1972 season European Champions Cup final 1/8, 1:7 lost to M? nchengladbach, Germany, setting a new record for the biggest points lost by Italian clubs in Europe and in the history of Italian clubs VS German clubs.
"9" 2002-2003 European Champions Cup1quarter finals, away to Valencia, Spain. Within 90 minutes, the score was 0:0, the possession rate was 20% to 80%, and the number of shots was 3: 34, which was the biggest disparity in shooting times and possession time since the 90-minute draw in the European Champions Cup.
"10" failed to win the Champions League for 42 years, creating the tradition of the top three in Italy and setting a record that others can never break. This record continues!
"1 1" is used to send the player Herrera coffee, the referee's gold watch, let the referee feel the top kiln sister in Milan and send it to the referee's gym. Let the disobedient referee leave the referee's career forever, which is unprecedented and unprecedented, cow!
(3) the legend of the club
"12" eavesdropped on his own King Vieri, Niu, worthy of being Telecom Italia!
"13" split from Milan Club, claiming to be pure in blood, which made his owner never recover and won the championship just after its establishment. I often attack my own club, which is disloyal. Therefore, Inter Milan has never had loyal players. Their king represents love and still condemns the great international!
At the beginning, "14" was immoral. Although it harmed its owner, it won the first league championship and was never recovered. There is a simple reason. Most of its players took part in the First World War when imperialism fought against the Allies, and all died in that unjust war, including giglio Fossati, the captain of Inter Milan's first championship. On the other hand, Italy got nothing from the spoils of the Treaty of Versailles. Ha ha ha, what goes around comes around.
In "15"1928, Inter Milan changed its name to Ambrosiana, a more fascist name, and Ambrosiana's team uniform was changed from a blue-and-black striped shirt to a white red cross. During World War II, Mussolini's government often used Inter Milan's stadium to execute the death penalty, and many fascist leaders often came to watch Inter Milan's games because they thought Inter Milan was a fascist elite. Slave Mouth Club!
"16" won the championship by fascism, but it also showed the loyalty like a dog's leg. But to frame opponents in the city. Milan suffered a lot under fascist rule and did not change the name and uniform of the team like the big international. It also felt that there was no champion under its fascist rule. At that time, Great International benefited a lot and got everything it wanted, but now it is framing Milan. Jokes.
"17" In 64, Inter Milan vs Juventus started the Italian derby, because the team with the best record in Europe at that time was the team with the best record in the league. Now I know that the Champions League was won by prostitutes using gold watch stimulants. Now yy Italian Derby is because the two teams didn't avoid relegation at that time, and now Juventus is no longer worthy of this title. Don't forget 1964, Milan won as many league titles as you, with a longer history than you, and it was not relegated at that time. Inter Milan fans say that the Italian derby is purely yy because there is no relegation. Don't forget that you won the last place in the league in the1920s, but Milan didn't. At that time, the best team in Europe was not you. -You won the Italian derby by shameless means!
"17" created a star black hole myth more magical than Bailey's crow mouth.
If a team breaks all the records and keeps them for a long time, it is a truly great team!
Therefore, Inter Milan is absolutely pure and great.
Barak's agent: the quality of national prostitutes is too low ~ ~ (the agent said when national prostitutes hyped to buy Barak last season);
British TV 4: the prostitutes in the country are all bad records ~ ~ (comments of this channel after prostitutes and Vallans engaged in boxing);
Matt garbage, a national prostitute player: I want your spicy GG~~ (national prostitute player says to Zu)
of course，
If you count the chicken head that gave an umbrella to a player in the stands,
Adebayor was almost defeated by his teammate (Veron).
Vieri repeatedly called prostitutes black holes,
Ibrahimovic shelled the chicken nest and other events.
What is the status and quality of national prostitutes?
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Inter
Excellent or admirable, not trivial, outstanding.
The mouse has a gun.
Thief in the nest
I have been a younger brother for seventeen years.
It's all gone.
Now I am the best in the world.
Look who's unhappy. You have no temper.
Deduct points, demote, and bury you
Who made our men's hands and eyes ridiculously high
I have Prodi above me and Moratti below.
The former president of the Football Association is still my man, named Rossi.
Besides, before and after the development of science and technology, sound travels thousands of miles easily.
There are still a few people who don't have their mobile phones with them these days.
Even if you can eavesdrop on high technology without telling me.
And the secret match and whereabouts of private detectives, 007
Don't look at me stumbling in the Champions League. It is not easy.
The technology of making false accounts is the first in Europe.
Uncle, stop pretending to be a pure yellow flower girl.
What's wrong with lesbian relationships?
Don't talk to me about league competitiveness.
I don't care if others are hungry when I'm full.
Serie A champions have won in a row since ancient times.
Forget how low the league level is.
Juventus sent the second division.
Florence is busy relegation.
The next door was hit hard
I am the only one who is proud.
What is shame?
If you ask me,
continuously
break wind
Ten reasons why Milan is not as good as Inter.
1. You will never regard fascism as michel platini.
Herrera coffee, an advanced stimulant, will never be developed.
3. There will never be a spirit of repeated defeats and wars in international and European competitions. The international community has the slogan of "Come back next year" every year, which Milan really can't think of.
You can never snatch the nickname of a stellar black hole from the international perspective.
You must not be stolen by the referee and yelled at by other teams under the slogan of purifying the league after cleaning up all your opponents.
6. You will never be ranked last.
7. After your team members have taken Norodom, you will never be able to relate taking medicine to other teams.
8. You'll never get praise from other coaches (Magat: What are you afraid of? They are not ac Milan. Mourinho: the champion embroidered on clothes.
9. You can never kill Inter four times a season (although you did, the other fans are forgetful, so it's nothing).
10. Never let the fans blow up the opposing goalkeeper with fireworks, burn it and throw the motorcycle into the stadium.
Inter Milan win: Although Inter Milan won, it was fatal. How can such a performance achieve brilliance?
Milan wins: Milan's perfect win is indisputable, so who can match Milan in Europe?
Inter Milan lost: The Nerazzurri lost in shame, and many problems made it difficult for them to turn over.
Milan lost: although Milan lost, it was the best, and its perfect performance was about to resume.
Inter Milan is out of the Champions League: Inter Milan is doomed to failure because of its poor strength and insufficient background.
Milan out of the Champions League: The opponent is lucky to advance, and Milan's strength still ranks first in Europe.
Inter Milan was defeated by Rome: Rome showed a perfect attack. How can decadent Inter Milan be unbeaten?
Milan was defeated by Rome: Rome was better than Milan, and Milan lost to luck.
Inter Milan won a great victory: after the great victory, there are countless reefs hidden, and the Nerazzurri may be subverted
Milan's Victory: Gorgeous Attack Interprets Art Football. Why should Milan Dynasty not worry any more?
Inter Milan bought a player: such parallel imports have become blue and black favorites, full of loopholes. How can we entrust them with great responsibilities?
Milan bought a player: An Baili Real Madrid came to the Rossoneri, and the future king must have him.
Inter defender scored an own goal: funny mistakes may become a joke in football, so defense is shameful.
Milan defender scored an own goal: Dinghai Shenzhen staged a hero to save the United States, an own goal is not worth mentioning.
The most depressing thing in the world is that he has been looked up to, but now he thinks he has completely surpassed his grievances. When he was ready to look down, he found that he had reached another mountain peak and smiled sarcastically at you from a higher place.
League, Champions League, Coppa Italia, Toyota Cup, League, World Club Cup, European Super Cup, all the champions that come to mind seem to be against Inter Milan, and no event has more champions than rivals in the same city.
When he stole the title of "Italian Derby", AC Milan was playing a European Derby with Real Madrid. When his king IB was still working hard for the best foreign aid in the Italian league, Kaka was already the double champion of Mr. World and won the 13 super prize. When he waited for 18 and finally won the league championship unconvincingly by eavesdropping, Inter Milan's cousin AC Milan had already won the European Championship and the World Championship, and his European Championship was still far away, as if waiting for another 42 years.
What makes me even more embarrassed is that this IB was called garbage, diving king and incompetent striker by Inter fans when he was in Juventus, but now he has become his own king. After coming to Inter Milan, their fans immediately changed their names to "King", "World's No.1 Center" and "Shooting Machine". How ironic this is. But this fully shows the strong and abnormal jealousy of Inter Milan Club and its fans. This mentality led to the great changes from impotent shooter to shooting machine, from junk diving king to king overnight in the same IB transfer.
Because of jealousy, Inter Milan's distorted mentality from club president, coach to fans is even more abnormal. As a result, the argument that "the World Club Cup is only a friendly match in Japan" has emerged from the brainless mouth of their head coach. As a result, the world was shocked and people stared at Inter Milan. When the Champions League was drawn, Champions League officials said that the World Club Cup was the most important event for clubs in the world. When they thanked Milan for bringing honor to Europe, Mancini and Moratti probably cursed their father.
Jealousy and anger make people lose their minds. When Inter Milan dream, they always shout "We haven't been demoted" three times and then laugh, and embarrassing things happen to them. Guoan fans, who are the first in the Super League every year but never the first, disdainfully told Inter fans: "Our Guoan not only didn't get relegated, but also got the last place in the league, not to mention bribing referees to send them gyms and gold watches ...".
As European and world champions, Milan fans are very generous. Milan fans never often mention that they killed Inter Milan nine times in a row, or they often mention that they killed Inter Milan twice, three times and four times. However, the twisted mentality of Inter Milan fans led them to tell others that we killed AC Milan. This distorted mentality and jealousy make his thoughts extremely sick. At that time, the images of Landbury 6-0 Inter Milan kept echoing in their hearts.
Inter Milan will never give you more champions than anyone else, because the number of champions is one order of magnitude less than that of cousin AC Milan. What makes them even more depressed is that all the shame records have been preserved by them. The biggest losing record in Milan Derby is 0: 6, the biggest losing record in Italy in Europe is 1:7, the biggest losing record in the league is 1:9, and the biggest losing record in the Italian Cup final is 2: 6. The shooting ratio and possession ratio in Europe are the biggest disparity. Milan derby's longest losing streak, 9 losing streaks and so on, all drive them crazy. They feel extremely inferior inside. Thus, extreme inferiority leads to jealousy.
Extreme jealousy and inferiority have created their dark side. "Why didn't Vieri go next door to win the championship? When he comes to us, he must eavesdrop on the following words. " . So they bugged all the phone records of their king. This reminds people of an impotent husband who has a wife as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. A good thing turned into a bad thing, and her husband, who was extremely inferior, always looked at the old woman and refused to listen. Every day before going to bed, he is like this, "Why did my wife marry me?" Moratti has the same heart.
Extremely despicable to win the Serie A championship, I was about to show off in front of the Milan club with the trophy, but I saw Maldini coming to me with a European Cup trophy three times bigger than himself. At this moment. Moratti is crazy, Mancini is crazy, their eyes are black, and Mourinho's words come from their ears: "Their (Inter Milan's) champion is only printed on the jersey." .
In the new season, Inter Milan tirelessly tells others every day. We are the strongest team in Europe, and both teams can win the Serie A championship. As if telling others, don't mess with me, I am a strong team. Something unexpected happened to them. In Europe, most teams regard them as their dream lovers. Valencia came up to them with a smile. The yellow submarine coach greeted them and Barcelona waved to them. Magat, Bishop of Bayern Munich, replied, "Afraid of Inter Milan?" Mancini was angry and shouted, "Aren't you afraid of us?" They are not AC Milan. "
Yes, Magat's "Fear (Inter Milan)"? They are not AC Milan ",which has become the eternal pain in the hearts of Inter Milan fans. Mourinho's phrase "their champions are only printed on jerseys" makes Inter fans feel inferior forever.
Inter Milan fans are extremely abnormal, YY Milan League is invincible at home all day. It seems that Milan's poor performance can comfort their jealousy. But sometimes the eagle flies lower than the chicken, but the chicken can never fly higher than the eagle. Inter Milan, the hen, can only start her own Milan derby in inferiority. Thinking about 0: 6 with trepidation.
Milan derby, theme, jealousy
Welcome another season and get rid of Mancini.
With tacit understanding, we are pure.
All winners are champions. We are never polite.
It doesn't matter if there is no gold content, we don't dislike it.
The national prostitute welcomes you and explains the cow ratio for you.
The last place in the league was not relegated.
National prostitute welcomes you to perform boxing in the shadow field.
Refresh your performance in the fighting field!
The black hole of the star is always open, waiting for the star to enter.
For half a century, we have been invincible in the Champions League.
Mussolini in World War II was our god.
It doesn't matter if I can't beat you, but I can beat you.
National prostitutes welcome you and seduce you like prostitutes.
Come on, let's go beyond Ali.