A fat girl, afraid to take the elevator because she is not confident, insists on taking the stairs to work every day. So, after nearly a month's hard work, she was fired because she was often late.
3. You are a halo and I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.
Making money is not the most important thing, but being happy is the most important thing. But making money can make me happy!
Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.
6. Life is
Six words, anyway.
7. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.
There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly, but I am ugly.
I ate a lot today, but I hope I can lose weight.
Three kilos. 10. Quarrel with your boyfriend. Don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly gained courage! 1 1. Don't look at me watching plays, chatting and playing games in Weibo all day. I slept like a log the rest of the time!
One day, you will meet the person you like and his girlfriend.
Thirteen. It's no use trying to coax me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.
I met you in my lifetime and spent all my savings.
15. I have a crush on you, and I completely lost my mind. Now it finally shakes dry.
Everything in this world is fake, only you are fat.
17. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. I'm going for a walk to see who is not satisfied with this bite.
My money is really wet, because I have been crying when I spend it.
19. Being lazy and doing well is called enjoyment; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think. Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.
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I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.
I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.
22. Don't bow your head, the double chin is too obvious.
Twenty-three Everyone is "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm different." I am "I don't know where my money has gone, I am as poor as a church mouse".
24. A woman took a check and went to the bank to cash it. Teller: Can you prove yourself? Puzzled, the woman took out the mirror and took a look. She replied, "That's right! It's me! "
Twenty-five Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.
26. I finally realized in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat!
Twenty-seven Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.
I accidentally missed my destination by taking a taxi. When I was in a hurry, I shouted "Woo ……" to the driver with a vibrato!
29. It is said that liking someone is too tired. So I like a few, and I feel tired!
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10. It was also put on hold for a month. Oranges began to wrinkle and apples were rotten. Such a thick skin is of great significance to life.
It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
Thirty-two Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.
33. The most contradictory thing is to live as a pig.
Bajie's life requires the Monkey King's figure.