What questions have people who don't know football asked that make you laugh and cry?

1. What is offside?

This is often asked, they will ask you, sometimes because the attacker is only one person in front, he is sentenced to offside, sometimes he runs into the other side offside, and sometimes he runs into it without offside. What is offside?

What a great opportunity! Hey, why doesn't he play?

-Offside ...

-Huh? Huh? Offside?

-It was just a moment. He is too active.

-Not in the front? Then stop kicking!

-No, there was no defender in front of him when he passed the ball.

-Not without a defender? A good chance is a foul?

Well, there must be a defender closer to the goalkeeper than he is. ...

2, ask how many games to win.

Even after watching a 90-minute ball game, he suddenly asked you: did you win a game? I am really speechless. I also asked if the red team won in the first half (he didn't know the name of the team) and the blue team was off work. That is 1: 1. Do you want overtime or the second half? Second half! Second half! I was drunk, too.

3. Ask where Yao Ming is.

what can I say? I can only say that Yao Caiming plays on the indoor court, while Yao Ming doesn't play on the outdoor court. Anyway, it's a basketball-sized game, which belongs to Yao Ming!

4. There are always people who think that the Luo family is a family.

? ? Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho, why don't the three brothers play together ... ?

I want to know what so many referees do.

6. Others can't tell which one belongs to which team.

......

Watching football with people who don't know football sometimes makes me really tired. Of course, it is also very fulfilling to show them about football.

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