2. Drink less blood and wine, you can't live if you drink too much.
You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.
4. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?
I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.
6. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.
7. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?
Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.
9. Miss, two pots of wine.
10. I've been making trouble these years and I've been in a daze for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
1 1. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]
12. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
13. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.
14. Two cups a day, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't drink it. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.
15. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
16. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.
17. Such a good wine will make you live forever!
18. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
19. Wine nourishes the spirit and water, and you won't come back until dawn.
20. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.
Humor, raise a glass and drink the second part, 2 1. Once I had a drink with leaders and others, and I drank too much. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"
22. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?
23. If you can have a drink or two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;
24. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!
25. If you can drink a bucket and a jar, the director of the winery will let you be it!
27. Lead the whole process and lead the future.
28. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.
29. How about two bites?
30. Ordinary people are unhappy without drinking.
3 1. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.
32. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.
As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.
I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.
35. Don't be too tired to drink today.
36. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.
37. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.
38. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
39. All anti-drinkers are tigresses!
40. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.
Humor, raise a glass and drink. Part 3: 4 1. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you turned around.
42. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.
43. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.
44. To make the guests drink well, drink well first!
45. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.
46. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Who's afraid of drinking now?
47. Whoever is not drunk sleeps on the side of the road!
48. The masses are blind and the unit lacks funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!
49. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.
50. From now on, throw away the wine.
5 1. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;
52. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.
53. Wine is a pack of medicine. You can't sleep without it!
54. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.
55. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.
56. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!
57. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.
58. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.
59. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
Toast the leader on the wine table. Humorous pleasantries are short, simple and atmospheric toasts for leaders to eat and drink.
1. Everything grows on the sun. Without the sun, there would be no light. Without your leadership, there would be no prosperity for the people. I propose a toast to you on behalf of everyone. 2. Winter goes and spring comes. My blessings come from all directions. The east sends you a cash cow, the south sends you well-being, the west sends you a prosperous career, and the north sends you money.
I believe everyone has party member! We should know the party's call, one center and two basic points. To this end, let's raise our glasses and wish official luck, wealth and peace.
4. I wish female leaders: May your life be as beautiful as amber, your temperament as extraordinary as chrysanthemum, and bring you a big cup of tea. I wish you good luck and happiness.
5. The state leads the people's elections, and the public servants are the people. Here's to you. I wish the leaders good health.
6. If the leader drinks this cup of wine, he will make progress.
7. Excited heart and trembling hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't drink me ugly. The lady toasted the leader.
8. The leader is above and I am below. Say it a few times. The lady clinked glasses with the leader.
9. My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! Women propose a toast to men.
10. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. A toast song of grassland people in Inner Mongolia.
1 1, with deep feelings and shallow feelings. Toast a friend
12, at sunrise, the river is full of flowers. I wish you more prosperous business. Buy a drink for people who do business in the sea.
13. Make new friends, but don't forget old ones. Let's drink to our old and new friends.
14, thank you for giving me this opportunity. I will make good use of it. Please rest assured that I will work hard and never live up to my expectations.
15, local development depends on the government, and policies should be led. When the whole people are rich, people will always remember you and drink to show respect. Wish you all the best.
16. When leaders drink this glass of wine, their population, families and officials will flourish.
17, people have three treasures, essence, qi and spirit. You see that your heaven is full and your face is red, which means that you are in a golden age. Here, I propose a toast to you, wishing you a smooth career, a rapid rise and a better life.
18, count romantic figures and watch the current leaders have a drink. I wish you great achievements.
19, you are led by: your career is at the moment, your body is as strong as a tiger, your spring breeze is more proud, and the good things must belong to you.
20. Until I raise my glass and ask the bright moon, I propose a toast to you three, wishing the three leaders a smooth career and everlasting friendship.
2 1, leadership, leadership, now with your leadership and guidance, we have a happy life today. Here, I want to give you a glass of wine and say thank you. You have worked hard.
22, you give your subordinates selfless care, infinite warmth, meticulous care, you worry about the world first, then the world is happy, you lead a totally clean life, not to stay in the world, just for innocence, here, I bring you a glass of wine with reverence, I hope you can jump into the sea and soar in the sky. Wish you all the best.
23. Excited heart and trembling hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly.
24. I wish you a successful career and a happy family;
25. I wish you a higher sesame blossom year by year; Career beyond Hongta Mountain, financial resources across the Pacific Ocean;
26, I wish you, beautiful 100%, beautiful without discount. White and red, different; Jade is always there, and youth is brilliant.
27. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea and longevity as the South Mountain; As strong as a tiger, the money is countless.
28, I wish you, the rising sun in full bloom, ambitious; The career is thriving and the family is happy and healthy.
29. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business.
30. People have three treasures, essence, qi and spirit. Look at the leaders. Your heaven is full and your face is red, which shows that you are in the golden age. Here is a glass of wine for you. I wish you a smooth career, a fast rise and a better life.
3 1, count romantic figures, and watch the current leader drink a glass of wine. I wish you leap-forward development and cross-century achievements.
32. Until I raise my glass and ask the bright moon, I propose a toast to you three, wishing the three leaders a smooth career and everlasting friendship.
33. Leadership, leadership, now with your leadership and guidance, we have a happy life today. Here, I want to give you a glass of wine and say thank you. You have worked hard.
34. You give your subordinates selfless care, infinite warmth, and meticulous care. You worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world. You lead a clean life, not to stay in the world, but to be innocent. Here, I bring you a glass of wine with reverence. I hope you can jump into the sea and soar in the sky. Wish you all the best.
Share classic humorous quotations about drinking.
Classic humorous quotations about drinking 1. Everyone is tired if he intends to live, and drunk every day if he does not intend to live. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!
I will never be your name when you are drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.
3. Who respects the leader's wine, the leader may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.
5. Be happy and touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.
6. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.
7. Drunk and awake, the mentality is different!
8. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
9. Miss, two pots of wine.
10. The preemptive strike can be a surprise victory, and the late strike can dominate the whole situation.
1 1. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.
12. Give up drinking once and you will fail.
13. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.
14. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.
15. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.
16. I will drink half a catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!
17. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
18. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
19. To make guests drink well, drink well first;
20. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
Classic Humor Quotations on Drinking Part II 2 1. If you drink today, you will get drunk today, so don't be too tired in life.
22. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.
23. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drinking affection, and being drunk is love.
24. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.
25. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.
26. Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!
27. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
28. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.
29. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, and I have to wait on them.
30. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
3 1. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.
32. The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.
33. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.
34. Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!
35. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
36. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.
37. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.
38. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
39. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.
40. Promotion is too early.
Classic Humor Quotations on Drinking Part III 4 1. Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.
42. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?
43. Sing a song about wine, Life Geometry.
44. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?
45. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.
46. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.
47. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.
48. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!
49. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.
50. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.
5 1. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where can I put it?
52. Men can't make good friends without drinking.
53. I used to drink too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"
54. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, who's afraid of who drinks? One for you and one for me. Now, who's afraid of who drinks?
55. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.
If you can't reach the food, stand up.
57. It rains and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.
58. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.
59. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.
60. Don't cry if you blow, and you won't get drunk if you drink.
Humorous imitation of drinking.
Humorous copy of drinking 1 Wine makes a hero, but his wife doesn't care.
2. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!
Red wine, white wine and wine, our friendship will last forever.
I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.
5. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without drinking too much.
6. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and there is no clue at all.
7. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
8. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.
9. How much sorrow you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.
10. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.
1 1. Move your ass to show respect.
12. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.
13. The preemptive strike can be a surprise victory, and the late strike can dominate the whole situation.
14. If you stand on your feet, drinking doesn't count.
15. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
16. If you blow, you won't cry, and you won't get drunk.
17. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]
18. Standing on two legs does not count as drinking.
19. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.
20. Years of acacia, add two or two white wines, and you can tell this acacia.
The humorous copy of drinking 2 2 1. Wine is a pack of medicine, you can't sleep without it!
22. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!
23. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;
24. virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.
25. If you can't reach the food, stand up.
26. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
27. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.
28. The key is the right atmosphere.
29. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.
30. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last long. Nothing can be done without wine.
3 1. I want to cry. Tears are in my eyes. I want to laugh. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.
32. Drink less blood and wine, and you can't live if you drink too much.
33. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?
34. Drinking shows friendliness. This man is a brother.
35. Feelings are iron and you can't help drinking.
36. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
37. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.
38. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.
39. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.
40. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.
Humor and funny copy of drinking Part III 4 1. Run away as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.
42. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.
43. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;
44. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.
45. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!
46. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.
47. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;
48. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.
49. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.
50. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.
5 1. I've been making trouble for several years and I've been in a daze for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
52. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, who's afraid of who drinks? One for you and one for me. Now, who's afraid of who drinks?
53. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.
54. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.
55. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.
56. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!
57. It is good to drink for a while, and it is also good to drink all the time.
58. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.
59. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;
60. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.