Are there any super funny jokes for primary school students? urgent

Not all the people riding white horses are princes, but also Tang Priest. You are a handsome boy, and your family is full of handsome boys. What's your mother's name? Fuck, don't swear ... Q: Do you think my avatar is awesome? A: Yes! Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible! The following joke is the best to laugh ... wait a minute, let me laugh first ... I can't breathe ... Hahahaha ... It's so funny ... Hahahaha ... Why don't you laugh ... Hahahaha ... Come on! Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and children live in the air from now on, so I'm not afraid of your cats. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child! Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a black shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while, saying, Shit, Yang Liwei ... A banana gentleman was dating his girlfriend and walking in the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down ... Cold drinks were sold and new products were sold: "The feeling of heartache. The little white rabbit met a wolf while walking in the forest. He came up to give the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter, so trust the organization." "On the same day, the tiger found his partner, the wolf." It's wrong of you to do so. It is very difficult for me. " Then he wiped the ash off the table: "Do you think this will work? "You can say, tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. Reasonable and powerful. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" The wolf listened, his heart sank and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman." Tutu asked, "So, do you like plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat." Two stories about mental illness It is said that two mental patients managed to escape from the mental hospital. But when you get out of the door, you have to climb over the wall of 100 to reach the expressway. They climbed 60 walls together. One of them was mentally ill and asked the other, "Are you tired, man?" The other replied that he was not tired. He said that it was very tiring. Let's keep turning. When turning to the 99th wall, a psychopath asked another psychopath, "Are you tired, man?" The other replied, "I'm tired! Let's go back! " So they returned ... Chu Yangxiang: I failed the arithmetic exam today. Dad: Why? Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6. Dad: That's right! Chu Xiang Yang: The teacher asked me how much 3x2 equals. Dad: What the fuck's the difference! Chu Xiang Yang: That's what I said. It is said that a little boy rushed to the police station and said to the police: no, no, my father had a fight with his neighbor! Go now! Or someone will die! The policeman asked: When did it start? Almost half an hour. "Then why didn't you report earlier?" Dad always got the upper hand just now, and now I think he's going to suffer! Barry: I seem to be in love with a dog. Fairy: What? A male dog? Barry: Of course it's a bitch! You think I'm a pervert? Abby and Artie go to a bar to drink. There are only two female guests in it. Abby, the leader, suddenly jumped out and whispered to Artie, "Let's go! I can't believe my wife and mistress are in there. " Ah Di looked at the probe and his face changed greatly: "Strange! My wife and mistress are also in it. Once upon a time, two people lived on both sides of the river. They have bad ears, but they are both polite. One morning, Hexi people saw Hedong people go out with sickles and shouted at each other: Hey! I said, are you going to mow the grass? When people in Hedong saw people in Hexi shouting at him, they knew they were concerned about what they were going to do, and they shouted, Oh, no, I'm going to mow the grass! Seeing the people on the other side of the river yelling at him, he knew that the other side had answered himself and said politely, Oh, really, I thought you were mowing the grass! An American hacker threatened to hack a China website. As a result, he was infected with four or five viruses as soon as he opened the webpage ... A woman is so ugly that she can never get married and hopes to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her home. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus, and the kidnapper leader gritted his teeth and stamped his feet and said, fuck, let's go! No car! ! 1. Subject: When ... Child: He undressed while wearing pants. Teacher's comment: Is he going to take off his clothes? Still have to wear it? 2. Topic: Among children: One of my left feet was injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3. Topic: Children: After work, Dad goes home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4. Topic: Sad child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is sad. 5. Topic: Another child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6. Topic: Babysitting: What are you looking at? Never seen it? Teacher's comment: Don't put it off too far. 7. title: prosperous children write: prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8. title: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher: ... 9. Title: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive 10. Title: Sure enough, the children said: I ate fruit yesterday. Then I drank cold water. Teacher's comment: it's a phrase, which can't be separated. 1 1. Teacher's comment: ................. 12. Topic: Besides, children: A train passes by, besides, teacher's comment: I am dead. Forget it. 10 A name that administrators can't stand. 1 "I don't know" whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Who?" Whistleblower: "I don't know. Administrator: "-roll-""That's me" Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, I will report it." Administrator: "OK, who is it?" Whistleblower: "That's me. Administrator: "Very well, it's all yours, seal it!" " Whistleblower: "-Help-""Please wait" Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone is using the plug-in, and I want to report it." Administrator: "Report again, who?" Whistleblower: "Please wait a moment." Manager: "OK, hurry up." A minute later, the administrator: "Who is it?" Whistleblower: "Please wait a moment." Administrator: "I'll wait for you." 4 "Not me." Whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Who is it? Whistleblower: "Not me. Administrator: "Who is that?" Whistleblower: "Not me. Administrator: "You are talking nonsense, not who you are?" Whistleblower: "Really, it's not me." Administrator: "Fuck you." 5 "Hee Hee Hee" whistleblower: "Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I report it." Administrator: "Report again. Tell me who it is. " Whistleblower: "Hee hee hee. Administrator: "Who is it, please?" Whistleblower: "Hee hee hee. Administrator: "Somebody, call the mental hospital." "I am your father. "Whistleblower:" Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it. " Administrator: "Who! ？” Whistleblower: "I am your father. Administrator: "I'm your grandfather." "7" Liar "Whistleblower:" Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I want to report it. Manager: "Tell me your name." Whistleblower: "I lied to you. "Administrator:" I have nothing to do when I am full. Go home and drink milk. "8" I am dead "Whistleblower:" Administrator, someone uses the plug-in, and I report it. "Administrator:" Boy, I've been played all day. If you report a false case, I will kill you. Tell me who it is! " Whistleblower: "I am dead." Administrator: "You-what's the trouble if you die? Come to me when you are alive. "9" administrator. "Whistleblower:" Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it. " Administrator: "Say it! ! ！” Whistleblower: "Administrator. "Administrator:" Is it necessary for me to use the plug-in? Ruin you! "10" killed me. "Whistleblower:" Administrator, someone uses a plug-in, and I report it. " Administrator: "Come on! ! ! ! ！” Whistleblower: "I won't say anything when I die." Administrator: "You-you have nothing to do when you are full, get out!" " "A group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to launch, and some of them had to launch. The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water. So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . . The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water. The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish. Chickens are afraid, even the cleverest monkeys can't escape this fate. . . Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke? The pig said, the cat joke is really funny. . . 2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "The ugly man sent ninety-nine roses to his beautiful female colleague. Marry me! I love you! Woman: Forget it! I have no feelings for you. Man: Please tell me that's not good, and I'll replace it. W: What do you like about me? One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: silly child, how can you be a silly child? Thief A: Count how much money was robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow. Mother: Everything has gone up in price, including water, electricity, gas and air pollution. Son: There is always something to go down! Mom: What about my humorous and clever son? Son: Look at my report card Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child! People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. 3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent. 4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles. 5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave. 6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it! 7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture. 8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick. 9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, this can be done, I said, this really can't be done ~ ~ A mental patient ran out of the hospital and hijacked a young man with a real gun. He asked the young man, "1+ 1=?" The young man thought for a moment and said nervously. . . . "As a result, he killed the young man. Why do you ask? Oh, before he killed the young man, he said to the young man, "You know too much …" Two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them dragged his tongue and said, "What I see now is double-layered." The other man quickly took out a 10 dollar bill from his pocket and said, "Here's my $20." Dialogue between daughter and father 1. The daughter said: Dad! I found ten yuan at school today, but I returned it to that man! Dad said: Goog girl! Did that brother say thank you? The daughter said: No! He pulled my ear and I returned the money to him. How can he say thank you to me? 2 Daughter asked: Dad! If there were a five-dollar bill and a ten-dollar bill on the ground, which one would you take? Dad replied: Sure, take ten dollars! The daughter said: Dad! You are so stupid! Why don't you take both? 3 Daughter asked: Dad! Why are other people's houses so big and ours so small? Dad replied: Dad has no money! The daughter asked: How can I have a big house? Dad replied: You should study hard. When you grow up, you can earn a lot of money and live in a big house. The daughter asked: Then why didn't you study hard when you were young? .