A man was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what meat to eat for this meal. When a friend said it was goose, he cried. Why did he cry after eating goose?
A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat.
My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. My friend refused to eat goose and starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.
This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.
Jump on the train
A person went to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and all recovered after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?
A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. Unable to bear the blow, he committed suicide.
This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.
Three. water plant
A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man didn't have any weeds. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?
A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.
This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.
Four. The story of the funeral
There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister and asked why.
A: Because one more person dies in the family, you can have another funeral, and the pp man will come again.
Attend the funeral and my sister will see him again.
This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.
5. Half-court game
There was a man in the desert who died head down, with several suitcases scattered around him. The man had no hands.
He held half a match tightly in the room, thinking about how the man died.
Several people traveled in a hot air balloon and crossed the desert. The balloon is leaking, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw away all their luggage.
If you go down, it's not enough. You are going to throw a man down, and everyone decides to take some matches. Who drew half a match?
Throw who? That's what happened.
This story tells us that when riding a hot air balloon, you should prepare a long match in your pocket.
Just in case.
6. There are woodcuts all over the floor
There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs a dwarf and a horse.
Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the troupe, the better. The two dwarfs decide who is shorter than them, and the taller one will go.
Suicide. However, the day before the date, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, was already at home.
He committed suicide in his own home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Why did he kill himself?
Answer: Because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. Dwarf star
I do not see any at all. When I touched the furniture, I suddenly became much shorter. I feel taller and lose my competitive advantage.
Nowhere to make a living from now on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office charts, never.
Not the best actor in Cannes, everyone stopped screaming hysterically after watching his performance; he
It can no longer represent the development requirements of advanced social productive forces and the direction of advanced culture.
In the future, it can no longer represent the fundamental interests of the overwhelming majority of the people. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.
This story tells us that when you feel that your work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others recently, you should find out if your colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.
7.knocking at the door in the middle of the night
A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but no one answered, and so on several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?
Answer: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down. So many times, I broke the valve and died.
This story tells us that even if you ask for help in an iron shirt, you should start from the window.