I didn't expect Big V to go back without swearing, and staged a textbook-level Weibo scolding war.
Netizen a: I am sick. I know why you are called a parrot, because it is not an authentic human language.
Parrot Shi Hang: Not everyone can understand you, and you haven't fully evolved.
Netizen B: That's why Jing M counts money at home now, while you can only count fans in Weibo.
Shi Hang Parrot: You are using ten hands to index your IQ.
Netizen c: five words for you: inferiority and narrowness.
Shi Hang Parrot: If I really want it, I will like Tiny Times very much.
Weibo V, who was deified in World War I, is a famous bookworm, a famous screenwriter, a patient with severe word dependence, and a million fans of online celebrities in Weibo. His name is Shi Hang.
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Shi Hang, a native of Changchun, Jilin, was born in an intellectual family in 197 1. His father is a psychology professor in the philosophy department of Jilin University, his mother is a doctor who studies lung function medicine, and Shi Hang has a brother named Shi Jin.
1977, 6-year-old Shi Hang entered primary school. As the youngest in the class, he was always bullied by naughty children, but he couldn't beat others, so he had to find a way to "outsmart" himself-when someone tried to beat him, Shi Hang quickly reached out and stopped him: "Stop! Why did you hit me? Let me tell you a story. "
Although he is young, he tells stories vividly, and the boy who picks up things listens with relish. Since then, this pupil who protects himself by selling stories has never been bullied again. In order to tell more stories, Shi Hang has an indissoluble bond with reading.
However, Shi Hang's reading career is "upside down". Most of his peers are still reading fairy tales, but Shi Hang's reading enlightenment is "violent".
At that time, in addition to A Dream of Red Mansions, his family was almost full of books on psychology and medicine. Shi Hang is not interested in these things at all, so he goes to his classmate's house to "catch books" every day.
My classmate's father is a law professor, and his family is full of books such as The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Democracy and the Legal System, which are all about various cases of murder, explosion and poisoning.
"The world scared me, but I found a corner." These reading experiences made his understanding of the world particularly specific at the beginning, and at the same time he developed the habit of being good at observation and association, which laid the foundation for him to become a screenwriter later.
In junior high school, Shi Hang began to contact science fiction. After learning that aliens might attack the earth, his academic performance plummeted-what's the use of being the first in the exam? Maybe the earth will be destroyed before he goes to high school. The infinity of the universe, the smallness of the ego and the sudden sense of nothingness make Shi Hang feel that he doesn't need to make any demands on himself, and he wants to live willfully in this world.
Many years later, when talking about his worldview, Shi Hang quoted a passage from Wang Shuo's novel: several unruly landlords were chatting, and an old man next to him patted the table, took a sip of wine, got up and checked out, leaving a sentence: "Waste of time!" -everything is in vain, purely in vain.
In high school, Shi Hang entered the liberal arts class. There are 70 people in the class, more than 50 of whom are girls. In order to attract the attention of female students, Shi Hang started to set up The Cape of Good Hope magazine. The magazine was well run and won the favor of many students when he graduated, which doubled his confidence.
Shi Hang believes that literature can make himself a mediocre fat man more mysterious and profound.
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65438-0988, Shi Hang was admitted to the Department of Drama and Literature of the Central Academy of Drama. Shi Hang felt lonely when he came to Beijing from Changchun alone. At that time, he was addicted to spy novels. He treats himself as a spy everywhere, and everything around him is intelligence, so even a person has a good life, much like Jin Yong's "old urchin."
1992, after graduating from Chinese opera, Shi Hang contentedly stayed in the library as a librarian. For him, with books, such a life is enough. Like Edison, he began to read one book at a time, and even a boring book would turn over a few pages to gain some knowledge.
The following year, a classmate wanted to go abroad and gave Shi Hang the job of six TV dramas. At that time, writing a TV series could earn 1000 yuan, which was equivalent to Shi Hang's salary for seven or eight months. He thought it was easy to make money and decided to keep doing it. Since then, Shi Hang has embarked on the road of screenwriter.
Although Shi Hang has earned enough money as a screenwriter, he still hasn't given up his job in the library. No matter what dirty work he does, he is willing to do it for eight years. In 2000, with the arrival of the new century, Shi Hang officially resigned from Chinese opera, and he wanted to welcome the 2 1 century with a free body.
Some people laugh at his stupidity. At that time, he only needed to stay for another month to get a house in Beijing. But Shi Hang is very disdainful. Tolstoy once said, "Property right is the root of all pain and evil". When he studied Tolstoy in junior high school, he felt that it was a last resort to own property before his death, and it was a great shame to leave a legacy after his death.
In the Millennium, Shi Hang's screen names "Northern Shadow Warrior" and "Northern Shadow Warrior" were mixed in communities such as Xici and Tianya. Because "Shadow Warrior" and "Parrot" are homophonic, a group of people in Shi Hang opened "Parrot Shi Hang Bar" for him, and the name "Parrot Shi Hang" has been used by him ever since.
In 200 1 year, Shi Hang participated in the script creation of Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth, and then created works such as Thunderstorm and Legend of the Condor Heroes, and his fame gradually spread. He made a guest appearance in the play from time to time, and also appeared in a wonderful story. In addition, he co-wrote many plays with Meng Jinghui, such as Magic Mountain and Murder in Hanging Gardens.
Nine times out of ten writers procrastinate, and Shi Hang is no exception. An editor cried and called him everywhere in the middle of the night. The magazine must be sent to the printing factory, but Shi Hang's manuscript has not been handed in yet. In 2003, Meng Jinghui even moved to a historian to stare at him, forcing him to finish writing the maze.
On one occasion, Shi Hang was locked in the crew to write a script, and he couldn't leave until he finished it. Who knows that when he was filming a big scene, he ran away among the extras and took a group performance fee of 50 yuan. This has happened more than once. Shi Hang, who earns millions of dollars, said that when he quits, he will quit. He said that he has never taken a detour in his life. As long as he feels unwilling to make a decision and carry out his "willfulness" to the end, he will give up.
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Shi Hang wants to prove that he has good eyes rather than a good work. So he wants to make himself more famous and then recommend what he likes. If he can attract hundreds of people to spend, it is success.
Since middle school, he will put many books in his schoolbag and recommend them to his classmates. After becoming famous, Shi Hang has more ways to recommend his favorite books, among which he is most grateful to the Internet.
As a patient with severe network dependence who can't wait to implant his mobile phone into his body, it is rumored that he should bring eight charging treasures when he goes out in case his mobile phone is turned off without power. From the earliest forums and post bars to Weibo now, Shi Hang has always been a real chatterbox.
He said that Weibo was the most suitable position for him to speak. At first, I played this game to help my friends quarrel. When he finished, his friend's anger subsided and he began to use it to copy books.
It's hard to look back at the sentences written in the notebook, but the excerpts posted on the Internet were commented after half a month. After discussing with others, excerpts from the book were really absorbed and memorized, which made Shi Hang feel a little interesting.
Later, Shi Hang criticized Jing M.Guo's Tiny Times in Weibo, and he was also known by more people because he didn't swear words. Now he has more than 3 million fans, and he still maintains frequent interactions in the online world, sending several tweets every day to recommend books, movies or netizens.
Just like his favorite animated film Snow Child when he was a child, Shi Hang said that he was a man who would melt at any time, but he refused to stay in a safe area of ice and snow, so he couldn't help going to some busy places, and even if he was hurt or misunderstood, he couldn't help keeping warm.
Shi Hang, 50, still stands firmly in front of the proletarians, preferring to rent a house rather than buy one. And as soon as I rented it, I rented two sets, one set of 100 square meters for self-occupation and one set of 200 square meters for book cats.
At most, he kept 13 cats, some left by his ex-girlfriend, some born by big cats, and some homeless people from outside. The cat did a lot of damage in his house. Mr. Huang Yongyu's portrait was colored by several cats, and Mr. Cao Yu's autograph book was torn up by cats.
"What is luxury in the world? Just don't treat cheap as cheap, don't treat precious as precious, this is luxury. "
So many important things were destroyed by the cat, and the wayward Shi Hang let the cat do whatever he wanted. His interpretation of this is also quite interesting: in the final analysis, it is all because of loneliness. He thought the cat knocked down something he cared about and broke it to see if he would look back at the cat. "Their loneliness equals my despair. How can I criticize them? "
Shi Hang is so willfully cynical that he regards "happiness" as the key word of his life. He said that if he died now, the epitaph would say: this man lived a circle, and most of the time it was four, not five.
Shi Hang, who travels all over the world, is just like the portrayal of Weibo, the first article in his life: He is complete when people play, and he plays when people are complete.
Author: Luye. Be your own lamp, focus on your heart, and illuminate the road with words.