A man died in the desert. Ask him how he died.

I was so thirsty that I had no water to drink and had an abortion.

I found enough water and I had another abortion.

After drinking enough, I was suffocated by urine (because there was no toilet) and then I had an abortion.

I found the toilet (toilets are forbidden) and then I went to have an abortion.

I found a toilet and couldn't help using it (my belt was not untied) and hugged a baby tightly.

I found a toilet that I couldn't help but use, and the belt was untied (suddenly I found two beautiful girls, choking shyly). The frequency of reincarnation is too fast, and I will throw it again after 654.38 billion years.

Poor thing