2. If my face is mixed-race, at most, it is a mixed-race of Vietnam and Cambodia.
Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.
There are too many unreasonable things in this world. After giving me a bath in the bathtub, I have to take a bath. —— Zhou Yunzhe
I hope I die of old age, I don't want to bow my head in front of horses and chariots. Car dust and clues show things, and wine is hidden in snuff. If the revealer is compared to a hermit, one is underground and the other is in heaven. If we compare Hua San to horses and chariots, I will have no leisure.
6. I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.
7. Time will give you the harshest slap in the face and the best medicine. Go through it bravely. Nothing can make you back down.
8. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.
9. You gave your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, and your luck to koi fish, and then you said to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.
10. If the person I like also likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!
1 1. My proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.
12. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!
13. Not only have you never run your youth, but you have never run your weight. On the court, galloping is accompanied by the jitter of the meat, and the drama of chasing the ball is staged.
14. Probably I will never fall in love with anyone again in my life, because there is no superficial love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.
15. People like me are not handsome, short, have bad hobbies and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How can I expect you to like me? Ha ha.
16. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.
17. Regret and guilt are fluctuating in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.
18. When you stop yourself from missing someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.
19. You call me ugly, but I tell you, I am old and talented. Why do you think this is?
20. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.
2 1. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.
Self-mocking copywriting after working late at night (2). If you are happy, you will not be happy. If you get cheap, you will lose it.
23. After experiencing prosperity, glory is added to the body, fame and fortune is the crown, and power is the scepter. Who knows the loneliness behind me?
24. I will eventually delete what I try to leave behind.
25. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
26. I may be proud of what you saw, but I feel very sad.
27. Without love, I would be like a lonely boat. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?
28. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?
29. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. Lost, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.
30. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.
3 1. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?
32. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.
33. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !
34. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.
Don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid your first passion will end in indifference.
36. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install software, system, computer, debris and junk files. At first, I thought this girl was too stupid, but now I know that I am too stupid.
37. Please be old and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It breaks down every once in a while.
38. You can't even control when you go to bed. Do you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.
39. There are few dreams this year, so everyone must do well. Shi Hang
I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.
4 1. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable, at least no one takes a shit on his head.
Summary of some humorous sentences about boys' self-mockery (43 sentences)
Some humorous sentences about boys laughing at themselves (I) 1. 1 100 million children died in paper and were busy moving bricks after dinner. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I shouldn't know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly came home, his clothes were messy and he was making up his makeup. There is nothing to say, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected to sell souls every night, Durex and Jasper.
I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me all my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.
3. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.
Time will give you the harshest slap in the face and the best medicine. Go through it bravely, and nothing can make you back down.
I will eventually delete what I try to leave behind.
6. The right way in the world is vicissitudes, don't be too arrogant.
7. If you are happy, you are unhappy. If you get cheap, you lose.
8. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying, "I still love you, stay."
9. People like me are not handsome, short, have bad hobbies and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How can I expect you to like me? Ha ha.
10. There is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid. I really want to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!
1 1. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.
12. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.
13. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are the endless luxury and prosperity of the upper class, and it is difficult to tell whether things are warm or cold.
14. Shame, regret, regret, regret, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, blame yourself.
15. When will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.
16. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".
17. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.
18. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
19. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.
20. I feel regret when I think of pranks in grade one or two. I always want to have a chance to send her a gift, apologize and relieve my inner guilt.
2 1. I don't want to study for 30 days a month.
22. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.
Some humorous sentences about boys' self-mockery (part two) 23. We are often deceived by what we cling to; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go is not equal to giving up, and persistence is not equal to persistence.
24. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.
25. This appearance has the greatest impact on the network speed, and it consumes a lot of memory.
26. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.
27. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is our mouth and face (wrinkles) and our mouth and face (acne).
28. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?
29. Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.
30. How time flies! You will be one year older, but your naive thoughts have never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.
3 1. I met the right person in the most absurd years, and there was no ending after all.
32. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.
33. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
34. Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented!
35. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.
36. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.
37. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.
38. If you finally get tired of me, be sure to tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.
39. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.
40. You called me ugly. In fact, I told you I've always been talented. Why do you think this is?
4 1. Some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care.
42. I'm drinking a lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.
43. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.
Late night Netease cloud emo copywriting
Late at night, Netease Cloud emo copy (I) 1. I always thought that as long as I worked hard, you would eventually see me.
I thought you were different.
He came back from playing around and found that you'd better cheat.
There is no sunshine in the streets of the old city. You and I have a similar dream.
I don't know if you are young, but the world is full of cold and heat, sunrise and sunset. Things that take a long time to understand when people gather and disperse will always be overthrown because of occasional emotional loss of control.
6. The best thing I have done for so many years is to deceive myself.
7. What about you? Did you come out? Are you ready to accept new people?
8. Memories always make people relive happiness, and at the same time, they keep uncovering scars with a smile.
9. Don't say that staying with me for a long time is a lie to children.
10. "But I have never seen you again except in my dream."
1 1. Interesting things should not be shared with perfunctory people.
12. "I can't even get her. She stood there easily and he ran towards her. "
13. Do you still remember me waving goodbye?
14. I have too much to say, but I always lack the courage to speak.
15. I am too greedy to let him find fault with me. I'm a little sad. But what did he do wrong? He just thinks that people who usually chat don't like to talk.
16. You cheated on love, but I don't hate you.
17. Who is the person in the dream?
18. I just don't know how to express it, but you can't say I don't love you.
19. "During the 30 seconds when I make a wish, are you worried that she will be afraid because of the power failure in the library, or do you want to spend my birthday with me every year?"
20. I am clean, and only one love has blossomed. When it is wrong, it is also uprooted. As for how to plant it in the future, I don't want to.
Late at night, Netease cloud emo copy (part 2) 2 1. Who hasn't tried gangsta rap every heartbreaking night?
22. "Love fades, roses are not romantic."
23. The most painful thing is that you are obviously an emotional person, but you have been forcing yourself to look at everything rationally. It feels like holding an umbrella in the rain, but it is actually covered by rain.
24. I planted this tree. Why can't I enjoy the cool?
25. He fell asleep that day, and you were still crying, maybe even more than that day.
26. When you are in love, talk to Indians. The cakes they draw can fly.
27. If I could feel love, I wouldn't keep asking.
28. I have studied that your visitors will secretly listen to your favorite songs.
29. I also know that you have no time to reply to my message.
30. How can I use the word lick to insult my innate passionate love?
3 1. I hope I can't see the sun tomorrow.
32. Love will not disappear, but will only shift.
33. I want to say sorry. I once only cared about loving others and forgot to love myself.
34. Stay awake and don't be blinded by the world.
35. Listening to others complain about their pain is actually more painful than anyone else.
36. Do you know that the wind is getting colder and colder at night and in the morning, and the leaves are beginning to fall? Next time we meet, we should wear a coat. We will never see you again.
37. The strange wind is too gentle, like an old friend, like old times.
I lied to you, but I still hope you love me.
39. There is neither happiness nor unhappiness. It seems that it should not be like this, and it seems that it can only be like this.
40. My tears never touched your heart.