20 friends circle funny copywriting.

1. You said that ice is sleeping water, but I only remember that fart is a shit.

2. I am single, I am proud, and I am a condom of the country.

These days, no one is embarrassed to go out without a fat wife.

4. People who regard themselves as onions are especially good at pretending to be garlic.

Speaking of it, people who even eat and drink water are really shameful. Only after I shit.

I saw an aunt burning paper that day. While burning, she muttered: Don't buy a fund if you receive it!

7. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot!

8. You don't have to be the same as the secular, and you shouldn't be different from the secular. You don't have to be flattering or disgusting to do things.

I don't like talking about love, I just like talking about money. 10. I carry everything by myself. What's the harm of being a little bitter and tired? 1 1. It's all you, occupying my heart, leaving no gaps.

12. Dai Xiao played well and Zhen Xuan didn't play well.

13. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

14. Quiet, quiet, above the court, you are not allowed to quarrel here, but go home and quarrel.

15. Past lives

Review 500 times. But in exchange for a "rogue" in this world!

16. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and lacking money.

17. I will not pay attention to you, so please ignore me.

18. It means good medicine tastes bitter. Why didn't it work?

19. I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

20. If Snow White's shoes really fit, they won't fall off.