I have an Olympic screenwriter: Yan Qiang program introduction: Olympic tickets are on sale, which indicates that the Olympic Games is getting closer and closer to us. Xiao Qiang, who has a business mind, naturally won't miss this opportunity to make money. This is his "national industry", which makes everyone feel a little surprised. Zhu: Eat. Juan: Yes, do you want to eat? Zhu: Do you have any money? Give me some. Juan: Not at all. Zhu: That's rude. Please buy me something to eat, and I will repay you tomorrow. Juan: Thank you. I don't ask you anything in return: it's still Juanzi, but I don't ask anything in return, because I didn't give you anything to eat at all. Juanzi, you treat me to snacks, and I treat you to the Olympics. Zhu: Ah, I called to book a ticket. Juan: Don't keep it from me. Open subscription, draw lots to confirm that you may not be there. Zhu: I ordered everything. Don't believe me. Juan: How thoughtful of you. Please show me the Olympic column: of course, sincerely. Zhu, finally let me have a earth-shaking change for you. You are no longer a stingy person. C: here, have some. Juan: Come, read your filial piety to me: What? Juan: No, it's love. Zhu: Hey, you finally understand my heart. I want to say thank you every day of my life. Juan: Don't be disgusting. Do you still eat? Eat, eat. Eat more. Juan: Well, I haven't eaten yet. Save some for me. I invite you to watch the Olympics, and you still care about this snack. Juan: I remember you invited me to watch the Olympic Games. I remember, I forgot my name. I can't forget this either. Hey, Juanzi, do you have any money? Juan: What? You won't even take me. What do you mean, take it? I borrowed it. I never said I wouldn't retreat. Juan: I haven't seen your column back: Please, I invite you to watch the Olympics. Just lend me 50 yuan. Juan: If I knew, I wouldn't let you eat it. After eating, I went to borrow money. I'll bring the wolf into the room. Column: What does it mean to invite wolves into the house? This is called throwing bricks to attract jade. Juan: Here, write it down. Zhu: What do I remember? Can you write it down? Juan: If you borrow money, you don't keep it. Column: If I remember anything, the borrower must be anxious to remember Juan: OK. Good for you. Let me ask you something. What kind of game do you want me to watch? Zhu: Mountain bike Juan: Why? Is it interesting? Zhu: Of course. Juan: How much is the fare? Zhu: 30 Juan: Huh? The cheapest one. I want the best ticket. C: OK, I've already asked around. The uniform price of mountain bike competition tickets is 30. Juan: Juanzi, Juanzi, why don't you have a long memory? Lei Lei leijin: Zhu Zi, grabbed Juanzi's snack and ate Zhu Zi: Lei Lei, watch your language. This word grab is an insult to my personality. Lei Lei: So serious? Juan: Lei Lei, it really wasn't the post that robbed me this time. He has played me a mean trick. He lied to my girl's snack post with sweet words: Is this snack delicious for me? Ray: dirty tricks, but commendable spirit and persistence. You and I are poor, but we forget the business. Have you ever seen hadron? Juan: Manager Qiang didn't come, did he? I haven't seen Zhu: No, maybe I'm dating that female classmate again. Zhu, what did you say? Zhu: I can't stand such a man. Ray: Did you see that? Zhu: I infer from my behavior towards Mr. Qiang. Anyway, my hobby is dating Juan: vulgar. Hadron went in and was soaked to the skin. Jon: It's all here. I am freezing to death. Ray: Hadron, what's wrong with you? Did you fall into the ditch? Zhu: Manager Qiang, was it a hero who saved the drowning woman? In brackets is a beautiful woman Juan: strong manager, or someone threw her into the water because she didn't pay for playing mahjong, and then a beautiful woman came to save you. Jon: Third, can you give me a chance to speak? Ray: Tell me what happened. Qiang: I learned to swim. Ray: Swimming? Go out and learn to swim before dawn? Jon: Isn't it? On my way home yesterday, I saw swimming in Chang 'an Park. I said I would learn an Olympic event anyway. Foreigners meet me tomorrow, and I can learn from them. At that time, I made up my mind to learn to swim. Ray: Then you don't have to exaggerate. You are all wet. I just don't want to. I got up violently and forgot my swimming trunks. Ray: I'd better wear this dress. I didn't want to wear it at first, but I thought about it later. Not appropriate. Column: That's quite inappropriate. Juan: So you chose to get dressed and jump? Qiang: I chose the former between jumping with clothes on and being treated as a hooligan without clothes on. Column: awesome. Juan: Level. Ray: Nervous. Qiang: It was better when I first jumped. I just found out when I came up. I'm freezing. Ray: Have you learned? Jon: No, I practiced for half an hour, and then I came back. Look at Mr. Qiang. The key to learning to swim is persistence. Success belongs to the persevering. Jon: I want to insist, but I really can't drink any more. I also saved breakfast and drank enough water. Zhu: I called yesterday and booked some tickets. Juan: I don't care. Please give me my money back quickly and give me my snacks at once. Zhu: Well, I can pay back the money, but how can I pay back what I ate? Juan: Buy me a new one. Zhu: Oh, I thought you wanted the original. My heart says it's all digested. Juan: You are boring, so I won't bother you again. Zhu: Don't always speak foreign languages. Lei Lei leijin: Juanzi Piller, has Hadron been here? Zhu: No, are you dating that female classmate? Zhu, shut up. I said it yesterday. Ray: Did you see it or not? Juan: No, when did you find the missing Ray: This morning, there were always six alarm clocks, but now this guy gets up earlier than the alarm clock. Woke up in the morning and disappeared. Don't worry, Lei Lei. She must have gone to the swimming pool in the park to drink water. It doesn't matter, so I don't have to make breakfast. I can get full every morning. Juan: Oh, you have to pay attention to hygiene. You can't keep drinking that water. Ray: No, I did. I looked for a big circle, but I couldn't find it. Zhu: Maybe it's lurking in the water. Ray: Come on, what you just learned yesterday is useful, but you can lurk today. Juan: You must have learned to swim. Look and look there. Ray: You don't know, Juanzi. The pool is full of men. I stood by and watched them swim. What have I become? It's all here. Ray: Hadron, stop it. Jon: I haven't moved yet. Ray: What did you do? Juan: It's not like swimming. Look at the dry pillars on you. Maybe I'm wearing swimming trunks this time. Jon: Don't make fun of me. I'm going on a business trip. Ray: Business? Qiang: Olympic tickets have been sold out. What does this mean? The Olympic Games is coming, Alei: What's so strong? As China people, we are extremely excited and proud. Of course, I called to book a ticket yesterday. Juan: Don't say that your ticket of 30 yuan is better. But this is the difference between a boss and an employee. Ray: What do you mean by strong? I just bought tickets for the Olympic Games, but I saw business opportunities. Zhu: Why? Ray: Stop arguing and listen to Hadron. What business opportunities? Qiang: At the Olympic Games, that foreigner was indispensable. Alei: Needless to say, Qiang: What do you think they do besides watching the game? I know. I also took part in the competition. Juan: Poor IQ. Qiang: I'm going shopping. This is the business opportunity. Zhu: Oh, manager Qiang, who doesn't know what's the mystery? You're welcome to say that all our pets know this Juan: Is your pet a dog? Ray: Is it human? Can you compare people with dogs? Qiang: This is the difference between a boss and an employee. Employees only learned irony from it, but I saw money. Hey, hey, where is it? Come on, I can't wait to hear about the money. Qiang: At that time, we had to make some national characteristics, and the national characteristics were the world's Alei: So, you found a way to make money. Qiang: My daughter-in-law is a scholar. Juan: Not really. Zhu has been with you for so long that his IQ tends to shrink. Zhu: I can't say it unless I mention it, can I? Ray: Stop talking nonsense. It's all about finding money. Say what's wrong with you, hadron? I went out in the morning to do this. Qiang: Of course, at first I wanted to express my love for the Olympics by swimming, but later I thought it was more cost-effective to help the country earn some extra money in the market economy during the Olympics. Ray: Nonsense. Get to the point. Qiang: Early in the morning, I remembered a project. This project is easy to operate, and only we have thunder in the country: will it definitely make money? Qiang: of course, but I have never been involved in the production process of this craft. I have only done some research as a client before. Ray: Is it simple? Qiang: It's very simple. I've been studying all morning, and I've basically mastered Lei: So now you have the conditions to earn extra money. Qiang: That's absolutely, and it's convenient and practical. Ray: Is the competition fierce? Strong: Not much. There are at most one or two such stalls on a street. Ray: What, strong after all? I brought back some samples. Ray: Really? Come on, show us. Qiang: Come on, come on, look at the crowd: Huh? ! Pancake fruit? ! Ray: Selling pancake fruit at the Olympics? Qiang: Isn't it impossible? Ray: Hadron, why don't you continue to practice swimming? References:
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