Han Qiaosheng's Classic Quotations

Han Qiaosheng's Classic Quotations

1, I remember that at the Olympic Games on 1996, Han Dazui broadcast the diving competition live: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is the British referee standing on the stage now!"

2, good! The striker volleyed vigorously with one foot and the ball went into the net! The score is still 1: 1. At the moment when the ball flew into the goal, the referee's whistle sounded and the ball was counted. Not offside, the score became 2-0, and the team was one point ahead.

3. Be sure to make good use of the width of the field, play more behind the back and play more direct passes.

4. "The Crystal Palace team played 7 games, with 2 wins, 2 draws and 4 losses ..."

5, 42 (Wushu Competition of Asian Games) "When the China athlete appeared, she danced like a dragon out of the water, and a tiger gave birth to wind. Can't help but remind us of Changshan, Fei and Guan Yunchang ... Guan Yu used a knife "(looking away from the manuscript in his hand and glancing at the stadium)" Oh, I'm sorry, she used a stick ... "

6. On September 27th, China played away against UAE: goalkeeper Yang Pu conceded the goal.

7. On September 27th, China challenged the United Arab Emirates away: Qatar made a breakthrough on the sidelines.

In the men's 4x200m relay race, the United States won the first place and broke the world record. Han Qiaosheng gave up the competition and studied the characteristics of the Water Cube: Why can the world record be broken in the Water Cube? Because the water in the swimming pool is good, the purified water can be used not only for watering, washing clothes and washing floors, but also for washing streets and buildings three times. The female companion corrected immediately: It is because the Water Cube swimming pool is 0% deeper than the others. 5 meters, other swimming pools 2. 5 meters, water cube 3 meters. Han Qiaosheng added, Oh, it's five meters deep. User comments: How did the lovely Uncle Han learn arithmetic? It is true that no matter how nervous the game is, he can talk less nervously.

Today's broadcast is a game against Utah Jazz.

10, China away to UAE on September 27th: This is China's first shot in the first half … except for the free kick.

1 1, xx scores with the volley. This is his first 13 header this season.

12, Maldivian team played 150% over the top today, I really don't know how he worked it out!

13, Shanghai Shenhua Team 14 Shenhua volleys!

14, "If China can qualify tonight, it can be said that Milu is the first coach in the world to lead five national teams to the World Cup 16 … Oh, to the final".

15, * * * at lightning speed. ...

16, "Nice offside … Oh, no, it's useless …"

17, I saw the X team striker like two kitchen knives. ...

18, now the game has reached the 46th minute of injury time.

19, "The goalkeeper signaled the game to continue ..."

20. "The ball was blocked by the goalkeeper's hind leg! ! !

2 1, XX players are as brave as Zhao Yun, who was sworn in as the third master of Taoyuan, and are worthy of being a victorious general.

22. The weather in Shenyang is very cold, so the Oman team should have a gradual adaptation process.

23. The Italian player in the first group is obviously No.581Stifano baldini, and he is talking about No.598 Lyon, giacomo.

24. "I saw the forwards of Team X like two kitchen knives ..."

25. Hit the ball into the gate with one foot, … Let's watch slow motion, … Oh, … with the top of your head.

26. There is another suspense, that is, after China entered the top ten, he never scored in the first half of a game, and neither home court in Shenyang scored on this side of the goal. Let's see if China can break this suspense today (don't sell that bad suspense in your pocket)

27. On September 27th, China challenged the United Arab Emirates away: pass the ball to No.3 (Pu) ... (Yang Chen has left).

28,65438+10 7 China vs Oman:10 Yang Chen headed the ferry and grabbed points in the heel and 20th (also Yang Chen).

29. Since trapattoni coached Florence, ...

30. "China scored a goal and was bravely saved by Chuliang Ou ..."

3 1, the head coach of the other team is very active and arranges troops in the backcourt on a large scale. How could he take the initiative? Jump into the field? )

32. The score became 2: 0, and the team was one point ahead. "

33. "Fiorentina foul in midfield, no, foul on the top of the free throw arc in front of the penalty area, …"

34. "Shoot the ball into the gate with one foot, … let's watch the slow motion, … Oh, … with the head."

35,2001a live broadcast, the score between Shenyang team and another team was broadcast at halftime, maybe the director suggested that the score was wrong. Han dropped his pen on the table, which startled Wu Jinxiang.

36. I saw a two-legged defender, two four-legged players and three eight-legged players …

37. It's the second half match between Shaanxi National Power and * * *, and the score on the field is still 0:0. This goal was scored by teenager Chang Hui in the 26th minute of the first half.

38. "Every inch of land is in fierce competition ..."

39. "The player who cleared the clearance was supposed to kick the ball out of the baseline, but I didn't expect the ball to make a big spin and actually go out of the baseline ..."

40. Goalkeeper Angie participated in the World Table Tennis Championships held in Mexico this year.

4 1, the goalkeeper passes the ball back to the goalkeeper …

42. Brazil's defense lines are all Brazilian players.

43. (Bundesliga) "There is a strong smell of gunpowder on the field now. The players of the two teams compete with each other on the court, and the coaches of the two teams are also jealous off the court.

44. "Players must strengthen physical fitness and antagonistic training in normal training to adapt to the intensity of the game, otherwise they will fall like a tumbler ..."

"The defender of team XX made a serious foul, and the referee sent the striker of team XX off."

46. Teacher Han held the live broadcast of Serie A and Inter Milan for a while, and Zhang Lu was silly for a long time. Then Lao Han told Wei Aili that Wei Aili is the most expensive player in the world. There was a pause, and the tone was particularly alarmist: "Nine trillion lira!"

47.AC Milan currently leads by 1:3 …

48. Always create opportunities for players when they can score.

49. "Chongqing team has used up three substitution places ... how can Chongqing team change people?"

50. On September 27th, China changed to 10 to strengthen the attack in the center and frontcourt against UAE.

5 1, a national team competition, Teacher Han said: The peak is China's kitchen knife (sharp knife).

52. "18 passed the ball, Zhang jumped up and headed the goal, and the goal was18 Zhang."

53, 2000-200 1 season, the Bundesliga, an unusually loud hiccup, was full of surprises.

54. The ball was blocked by the goalkeeper's hind legs!

55. It seems that coach Zaccheroni needs an antivirus hard disk! ! …"

No.56 and No.6 Sun Jihai; Number 7:? ;

57. At the World Athletics Championships this morning, Comrade Han Qiaosheng said, "The number displayed on the display board is the distance between the jump point of XXXX (triple jumper) and the pedal, that is, he took off at a distance of 15 meters from the pedal." (it should be 15cm)

58. Comrade Han Qiaosheng said, "Let's look at the Serie A rankings (www. com) (xing)。”

59. "pagliuca once again defused Ronaldo's threat to shoot." (pagliuca is the goalkeeper of Inter Milan, and Cristiano Ronaldo is a member of Inter Milan)

60. andriy shevchenko of AC Milan topped the scorer list with 7 goals, while Crespo and vieri tied for second with 6 goals. (The picture turns page at this time), Buddy ranked fourth and scored six goals.

6 1, "The head coach sent off the referee of team xx ..."

62. "The UAE's long-range shot is of high quality ... The UAE team strengthened its long-range shot in order to make China goalkeeper Yang Pu lose his hand ..."

63. This goal is scored! Ginger is still old and spicy, and the 10 teenager of the * * team has made new contributions.

64. Explain the match between Iran and Thailand. Changed the venue, both sides can't even tell who is who.

65. "... Ladies and gentlemen, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will pay tribute to your old age ..."

66. "The temperature in Shenyang today is 1 1 degree, the humidity is 70%, and the heat is 99%, which will reach 100% in the future", "Now the heat has reached 200%"

67. "If we win this game, we can say that the China team has gone crazy."

68. andriy shevchenko of AC Milan topped the scorer list with 7 goals, while Crespo and vieri tied for second with 6 goals. (The picture turns page at this time), Buddy ranked fourth and scored six goals.

69. In a Saudi team game, Teacher Han said: The coach of the Saudi team wore a green hat on the sidelines.

70 ... A fan ran to the center of the stadium and kicked the billboard over! ?

7 1, good shot! "Forward" Fan Zhiyi steals the ball before the opponent.

72. I saw batistuta of AC Milan break through Maldini, kick in the air and be saved by the referee.

73, "... a fan ran to the center of the stadium and kicked the billboard over!

74. That was the report of Team A, but I don't remember when. Teacher Han said, "Team X was in a downturn at home and beat Team X 4-0.

This is an old athlete. His weight is 30.

76. "The goalkeeper returns the ball to the goalkeeper ..."

77. In the first half, Guoan team tried to play golf, and in the second half, they could try to hit the ground.

78. This is Ming Hao Bo, isn't it? breakdown

79. "... with the goalkeeper's whistle, the game is over ..."

80. Juventus threw the football to Ortega.

8 1, XX player shoots from 30 kilometers away!

82. Next, Sun Jihai throws a foul ball.

83. "Fans like me are all white-haired now."

84. "good! The striker volleyed vigorously with one foot and the ball went into the net! The score is still 1: 1. At the moment when the ball flew into the goal, the referee's whistle sounded and the ball was never offside.

Before the competition, Comrade Han Qiaosheng said, "Today, a singer from the entertainment circle also came to Xi to cheer for the China national team. "

"Just last week, a special wedding was held."

The player's height reached 1.90 cm.

88. "This goal is scored! Ginger is still old and spicy, and the 10 teenager of the * * team has made new contributions. "

89.AC Milan is like a computer. Its memory is quite large, as big as Pentium II, but it doesn't run fast. It may be infected with a virus. It seems that coach Zaccheroni needs an antivirus hard drive! …

90. "Foreign players are very dedicated, such as matthaeus, where children play three months after birth."

9 1, "Now China goalkeeper Fan Zhiyi kicks a free kick ..."

92. (Volleyball) "The setter passed a ground ball ..."

93,41"You see their shorts are also very interesting. Tennis players' shorts are special, so you can put a few balls in without falling out. Oh, they are wearing skirts. "

94. The atmosphere of Bahrain's main stadium is average, and the surrounding buildings are not very high, most of which are buildings below one floor.

95. "It's like a spring gale, which blows at night. The top three defenders in Serie A ..."

No.96 and No.9 Via shot, and goalkeeper Via saved the ball. What a close call!

97. Today's passing accuracy rate reached 90%.

98. "Baggio rushed into the penalty area with the ball, with the pursuer in front and the interception behind ..."

99. Although Rembado is bald, he is only 25 years old and full of energy. ...

100, the referee on duty said it needed 2 minutes to make up the time.

10 1, China VS Saudi Arabia 1995 competed for the Olympic soccer qualifying rights. At that time, Dosari of Saudi Arabia met several people in the restricted area of China. Han Dazui was amazed and even praised: "There was no road on the football field, but he made a road for himself with his legs! ! ! ! "

102 morning, September 1, Qatar scored in the second half: "Wonderful free kick directly broke the net, oh! There seems to be an obvious change in the middle. "

103,82 We can see that Oman is an amateur team. Although there were several chances to shoot, the accuracy was very good ... So far, China hasn't shot yet.

104, "China goalkeeper Yang Pu kicked the ball to the frontcourt with a big foot. Sorry, China goalkeeper is Yang Qi. "

105. At this time, Martin, the referee from Singapore, blew the whistle at the end of the first half of the game (10 minutes ago, his name was Martin).

106, "Because Li Jinyu is shorter than the opponent, his elbow touched the opponent's face when fighting."

107, "Forget the goal, the referee ruled it invalid ..."

108 Because Zhang can't adapt to his new position, he often can't find anyone. Fan Zhiyi and Sun Jihai often have to face each other's goalkeepers directly.

109, because Oman's offensive is very fierce, so the China team must not be sloppy.

1 10, "No.23 plays a great role in the second half ..." In the first half, it was changed to "No.23 can take the ball and pass the ball ..."

1 1 1, (in the case that Oman coach has been mentioned many times) said that Oman coach XX er, oh no, it's Jabbar.

1 12, "Maybe some spectators just opened the elevator. Let's score ..."

1 13, Sun Jihai seems to have magic. He broke the ball without seeing it ... You said I didn't have eyes in the back of my head. Why did you send it to me?

1 14, "XX player shoots 30 kilometers away!"

1 15, * * as fast as lightning. ...

1 16, Yang Pu has been broken three times by XXX, first half 1 time, second half 1 time ... actually outside the finish line ... "

1 17, "AC Milan currently leads with 1:3 ..."

1 18. Because Li Jinyu is shorter than the opponent, his elbow touched the opponent's face during the fight.

1 19, Han Dazui explained that the Bundesliga said, "I counted the total number of goals scored and goals conceded in the first eight rounds, and I was surprised to find that there were just as many coincidences."

120, facing the other two four-legged people, Sun Jihai passed the ball out (the fact is that the other three people defended, and Teacher Han suddenly felt that it was a bit vulgar to continue talking about three six-legged people ...)

12 1. Lian VS went to Hong Kong this year and said, "Rankovic shot with one foot and saved the ball."

122, China vs UAE on September 27th: From the first half, the UAE team's two shots were outside the doorframe. (Off-screen English statistics: 2 beats, door frame 1 time). Fortunately, Han Dazui's English is solid and has changed.

123, well, goalkeeper Angie came to catch the moon in the sky and held the ball firmly in her hand.

124, four teenagers in China are in Europe ...

With the passing of 125 and 18, Zhang jumped up and headed the goal, and Zhang scored.

126, 2000-200 1 season, the Bundesliga, an unusually loud hiccup, surprised everyone.

127, this is a Guangdong player from Hunan.

128, fans from both sides entered the stadium to warm up and prepare for the game, which is about to start.

129, Manchester United beat Barcelona 3-3 at home.

130, "I saw a two-legged defender, two four-legged players and three eight-legged players ..."

13 1, the head coach took the door crab of team xx off the field …

132, "Many clubs have expressed their desire to buy Piero. Lazio bid $30 million, and Manchester United bid higher, $28 million. "

133, the player who cleared the clearance was supposed to kick the ball out of the baseline, but I didn't expect the ball to make a big spin and actually go out of the baseline …

134, you can change the player list 6 hours before the game, oh no, 60 minutes before the game.

135, after this round, Lazio ranked first with 6 wins, 3 draws 1 minus 2 1 points, followed by Juventus with 22 points.

136, if Phelps is an alien, then the American team is a group of aliens led by Phelps.

137, "Fan Zhiyi still had a high fever a few days ago, with a high fever of 36 degrees 8; Goalkeeper Chuliang Ou is 1.82 meters tall and weighs 28 kilograms. "

138, "AC Milan is like a computer. It has a lot of memory, the size of Pentium II, but it doesn't run fast and may be infected with a virus.

139, now it's the second half match between Shaanxi Guoli and * * *, and the score on the field is still 0:0. This goal was scored by teenager Chang Hui in the 26th minute of the first half.

140, "Quanxing team xx serves a corner kick and Huandao team xx heads the ball!"

14 1. According to the technical statistics of the two teams, the shots of the two teams are almost the same ... foul is the advantage of the home team.

142, it's like going back to the moment when China lost to South Korea four years ago! (crow mouth! At this time, the final of China archery women's team has not yet started)