2, others are one year older, I am different, one year younger!
How can I tell others with a straight face that today is my birthday?
Congratulations, I have taken another small step towards menopause!
5, others eat longevity noodles, I eat dried noodles.
6. Life experience value+1.
7. I have been retired for almost a year.
8. What day is it today? I keep getting presents.
9. I'm one year older. It's time to be a big brother!
10, today is my birthday, or you can kowtow to me.