I don't want to speak ill of others behind their backs! But since you asked, I'll give you face. ...........
One morning, I was catching fish by the river ......
Why don't you ask me to cut down trees and catch fish here?
Boss Li hasn't paid me for two months, and the phone is disconnected. Brother Qiang, I really can't talk! ! !
Just when I caught a big fish to take home, the phone suddenly rang.
Scared me to get excited, give it to the fish. ..........
Well, answer the phone first.
Hello? Who is it? I lost all the fish in the water! Hum! ! !
Yo? Logger Vick, don't you dare talk to me like that! ! ! Don't want to do it! No money, right? ! !
Oh, oh, Li ... Boss Li ... You finally called, and I can't even talk about it. .........
Let me ask you, how's it going today? How many trees have you cut down?
Boss Li, you haven't paid your salary for two months. I can't cut down trees on an empty stomach. ...............
Oh, really? Then I'll send you two boxes of instant noodles. When you are full, work for me at any time!
Li ... boss Li, where was my salary last month? ......
These two boxes of instant noodles count as your salary last month!
Dudu dudu ...........
What? Two boxes of instant noodles are enough for my salary for one month!
This ..... this is also. ..........
Well, let's eat first. ............
A few months later .........
I picked wild fruits in the forest.
You ask me why I pick wild fruits here instead of cutting down trees?
Alas, that selfish, stingy and stingy boss Li didn't pay me again this month, and the phone couldn't get through. ...........
If I can't find something to eat by myself, I can only talk to the northwest wind. ......
Just as I picked up a big, red apple to take a bite, the phone suddenly rang.
I shivered and threw the apple seven or eight meters away. .........
Hello? Who is it? I threw away all the apples! Hum!
Yo? Logger Vick? I didn't get paid. Where did you get the money to buy an Apple mobile phone? Did you secretly take a part-time job? This is a breach of contract! ! hum .......
No ..... that's not true, boss Li. Please let me explain. .......
There is nothing to explain! Hurry up and work for me! Send me a car full of wood at night!
Boss Li, I am used to the northwest wind. Do you think my salary is ok? .............
All right, all right! I understand! Stop it!
Really? Thank you, boss Li. You are really a great man! Yaoyaoyao .........
As usual, I'll give you two boxes of ham sausage. You want to work when you're full!
Thank you, boss Li. What about my salary? ...............
These two boxes of ham sausage are your salary last month. ...............