What? This is not a biscuit. This is a compressed towel.

Defense cake is an implicit expression of shit cake. This stalk comes from an employee of Xuan department store. His job is to sell compressed towels. Because they look like knife elder brother and Ke Jie, they are called their illegitimate children. Coupled with the height of less than two meters, it is very grassy and eye-catching. The shit cake comes from a classic sales slogan of this blogger: What? This is not a biscuit, but a compressed towel. It gets bigger and higher when it meets water. Among them, getting bigger and taller was intercepted, turned into a shit cake, and was played in various ways.