20 funniest copywriters

1. Check my nephew's homework. He saw the word "cloud", and I think he wrote "Ma Yun". I want to say that you can't combine words with names, so I ask you if you still know "Ma Yun"? Little nephew said it was a "dark cloud".

I suddenly want to grow some food in the yard this spring. So I called my mother for advice. Q: Is it enough to spread seeds on the ground? You are feeding the birds!

Today, a patient said to me with a heavy heart, "I only have."

I have six months to live. I didn't know how to comfort him and said, "Nothing,

Six months passed quickly. Be strong. "

The business of a booth is very hot, so I'll go and have a look. I heard shouting over there: oranges are on sale, one yuan and two Jin. Two dollars

Three catties,

Three dollars

Four catties ......

Five yuan

Six catties, come and buy it. It's too cheap. I'll spend it decisively.

I bought it for five yuan.

Six pounds, and my daughter-in-law praised me for buying it cheaply when I came home.

5. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

Intransitive verb today

Now, please take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

I said, "There is a life outside of work!" So, there is overtime.

I admire myself so much. Sometimes I want to kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

9. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

I fell in love with two classmates of Tenuto and was called a parent by the teacher. Later, the parents of both sides talked very well and got engaged in front of the teacher. 1 1. After many years abroad, I finally returned to China. As soon as I got off the plane, my buddy was going to take me out, saying that a new high-end restaurant had been opened and he would take me to try it. When we got there, it turned out to be western food!

Twelve. Lying in bed with a fever, my mother reached out and touched my forehead: "It's so hot." Dad rushed over and said with distress, "What happened to my wife's hand? Have you ever been burned by this prodigal girl? "

Thirteen. The male god asked me to swim. He can't swim. Let me teach him. Finally, he drowned. I quickly dragged him ashore for artificial respiration. Later, we got together. Later, I heard that he was a good swimmer since he was a child and won many trophies!

Fourteen. The streets are full of beautiful women and ugly men, and suddenly I feel very sad. Why do I grow up like this and still have no girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

I didn't know that dinosaurs were not completely extinct until I met you.

Sixteen years old. The trash can of a class reflects the economic strength of this class.

Seventeen. I didn't like eating when I was a child, and I grew short. Only later did I realize the seriousness of the problem. I am a glutton and never picky about food. As a result, I am not only short, but also very fat.

Eighteen. Every day, I draw circles on my calendar. Until this week

At the age of six, I found that my life had become an ellipsis.

19. Some things are like a grain of rice under your feet. It's hard not to take it. You can't eat it if you take it.

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10. No matter how much makeup you wear, you can't hide it.

Weighing 200 Jin; No amount of hair can change your appearance at the scene of the car accident.