As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.
Today, at the company dinner, the leader praised me in front of everyone, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this activity.
My king didn't play well before, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.
5. I am thin and fat after leaving home, and my local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.
6. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on whether I can get it!
7. It is an illusion to think that the other person likes you. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true.
8. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it switched from sucking blood to sucking fat!
9. I asked my son why he smoked secretly. The son said meaningfully: Because I grow up, I want to find a woman who is worth quitting smoking. I haven't recovered from this obsessive-compulsive disorder for a long time Fortunately, my wife appeared in time and said to her son in slippers, don't look, in fact, I have been with you.
10. Handsome people are called girls, and ugly people can only be called hooligans.
1 1. Although the school is poor, it is never stingy to print papers, which makes me deeply moved.
12. The best thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
13. If I had worked harder, I might have graduated from primary school.
14. The so-called dilemma is to look up and double chin!
15. I heard that you want to see the snow. I silently saved dandruff all winter.
16. Don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.
17. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
18. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you will have more money.
19. Don't think that you can get everything with money, like Li Ka-shing, who is 87 years old and doesn't have my WeChat.
The purpose of installing mirrors on school stairs is to tell us that ugly people should read more books.
2 1. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.
22. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart!
Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
24. Me: "I fell into the water with Wang Sicong. Who will you save first? " Girlfriend: "You are not qualified to fall into the water with Wang Sicong." I ...