At that time, there were many killers in the Jianghu, and what scared everyone the most was the evil spirit of the fire cloud (referred to as the little evil) and the breaking golden flower (referred to as the small flower).
People who eat melons are idle and their mouths are broken. They always like to talk about river's lake grievances after dinner. When there is no Weibo, everyone eats with big bowls, which is a new trend.
"Mr. xx was stabbed to death in Happiness Building, and the girl who served him didn't see the murderer. He only heard the window lattice ring and bowed his head ... "
"Hey, you are not cruel. Zhang, the escort in the west of the city, eats well at home. He began to giggle when he sneezed. Lian Xiao bled to death, scaring all the black dogs in the family and not getting fat for two or three days. "
On one side, Yi Rongcheng, a village woman, is squatting to eat a bowl of bibimbap. Hearing her praise, her lips trembled with excitement and a pig's head fell to the ground.
The women in the village will definitely pick it up and eat it! Thinking nervously, Xiaohua picked up the meat with the hands that ordinary people can't see clearly. Suddenly, the sentence I just heard rang in my ear: I can't eat fat for two or three days ... I feel sick again. I stuffed a piece of fat into my pocket at random and continued to listen to their gossip.
"In fact, I tell you, among the killers in the whole world, there are several fire clouds and Baal, as well as other golden flowers, thieves with a thousand faces, evil spirits of men and women ... all children in Baal's eyes! Don't look at the famous flowers that kill people. It's easy to kill a person once. In my opinion, it's just a makeup fan who lacks love and may have a pockmarked face. "
"Ha ha, that's not to your liking. You two will be pandering one day! "
"Then I have to make her look like Liu Yue ..."
Xiaohua listened anxiously, wishing to smash the man to death with a big bowl in his hand, but the cost of killing himself is quite expensive, so he can't take advantage of these pleasures. But I've always heard people say that the evil spirits of fire clouds are the best in the world, so I really need to meet him well so that I can teach him who is the real first.
Thought of here, Xiaohua got up to go, and the pig head in his pocket slipped out. When someone watched, the little ninja felt sick again and soon disappeared into the street.
A few days later, it was widely rumored in the city that the evil spirits of fire clouds held a small contest in the Happy Building. The winner got two thousand and the loser got one hundred and twenty. Opportunity knocks but once.
After all, we are all Jianghu people. On weekdays, we eat, drink, gamble, cheat and steal. There is still some consciousness: if we lose, do we still have the life to get the gold?
The contest was held according to the facts, and the evil spirit of Huoyun really sat in the hall of Happiness Building, accepting challenges from all sides.
However, there is no challenge, but there is a lot of ridicule. The happy building is full of songs and dances, and the peach is fragrant. Everyone couldn't help swallowing. People can't help but think that this is not martial arts, but bed skills.
A dazzling woman came leisurely and sat at the table of the fire cloud evil god. Her eyes were wide open and her lips were full of hatred. She is really beautiful.
Everyone just thinks that Happiness Building is the new leader and should drink and make trouble. The doer of good deeds shouted heartily, Why are you still staring? Show everyone the first evil chest muscle!
"bang!" As soon as the sun flashed, the shouting man flew a few feet above the ground.
"Your Excellency is the golden flower of breaking bad?" Little evil, after all, knows the goods at a glance.
"You should know why I came to see you?" Xiaohua is still angry.
"Can't we talk before we start?" Little evil eyes are like water, touch them.
"I'm here to kill people, not to date!" Xiaohua is honest and strict.
"Are you so sure you want to kill me?" Small evil is still whispering.
"It seems that you are sure not to be killed?" Xiaohua is pressing hard.
"Let me remind you one thing first." Xiao Xie touched Xiaohua with his eyes. Just when Xiaohua felt a little embarrassed, Xiao Xie said, "As an excellent killer, you must be the dragon and phoenix among people. You are beautiful and talented, but you don't know how to trim armpit hair. I just saw the hairy armpits, which is really disappointing. "
This passage stunned the onlookers, and Xiaohua was ashamed. After a second, the audience began to burst into laughter. If it weren't for worrying that the news of killing the fire cloud evil spirit wouldn't spread in time, Xiaohua would have unloaded the onlookers.
At the thought of chopping eight pieces, I immediately thought: I couldn't get fat after two or three days, and Xiaohua had a spasm in her chest, and almost spit out the mutton buns I ate at noon.
"In fact, in terms of strength, you are not in the top three of the killer list, but there are too many infatuations with you, it is difficult to create public opinion, and the popularity has been soaring." Small evil bad smile.
“NMBD！” Small flowers get dirty when they are in a hurry. At this time, she didn't care much. She stood up according to the table and said, "My fans are pollen, not anthomaniac!" "
"Your fans are all anthomaniac! Also, why don't you do it? " The little evil changed his face: "Show your weapon!"
Xiaohua put away her anger and tore off her gorgeous dress, revealing her white and delicate body.
Under the temptation of luxury, no normal man can resist the physical impulse, and most people have already gone to the toilet.
But Xiao Xie didn't go. He stared intently at Xiaohua's armpit and said slowly, "This is, too, thick and dense."
Xiaohua became angry from embarrassment, but years of killing experience made her instantly stable: "Don't think that you can hide by diverting your attention. All I can think about is San Xiao's loss. As long as I breathe, there is no antidote. In three days, San Xiao will die. Just wait for the body! "
"No wonder you are willing to show up in the happy building. You know, you can't poison me without such a close distance. " Small evil took a deep breath of luck and said in ventriloquism.
"Hum, see how long your luck can last!" Xiaohua began to scold the little evil, counting every organ on her body from the eighteenth generation of her ancestors, so much so that even the mommy in Happiness Building sighed for mercy.
Strangely, after listening to all the vicious curses, Xiao Xie was as quiet as a concert. When Xiaohua was out of breath, Xiao Xie aimed at Xiaohua's mouth, and a hot and sticky thing got into Xiaohua's mouth.
"Whoops, Cargill ..." Xiaohua couldn't help chewing, and a foul-smelling oil and gas rushed to her head, which turned out to be a big piece of fat!
In an instant, all the flavors poured out of Xiaohua's heart. She couldn't consider any more face, bent down and began to vomit wildly, as if to spit out all her internal organs.
"Do you think you are the only one who will change your face?" Little evil carefully wiped her mouth with a paper towel, and still said badly, "I haven't been eyeing you for a day or two." Taking care of you today is really worry-free. "
Xiaohua vomited so much that she couldn't stand up on the ground.
"As for San Xiao's madness and frog practice, I was harmless long before I debuted." Little evil adjusted her clothes and left.
The next day, the headline news of the whole city: the beauty killer took risks, and Jinhua Happy Building staged a self-abuse show naked.
Since then, the number of people spending in Happy Mansion has soared several times every day. In order to control everyone's desires and protect girls from being killed by customers, Happy Building even has a current restrictive policy. ...
On the other hand, in order to prevent the revenge of broken golden flowers, Happy House also found someone to develop an antidote to San Xiao's madness, which was bought and hoarded by the rich outside the city as a staple food.
Of course, the truth, the rich little evil and Xiaohua will not tell others.