Are you erb (1 level)? The first question: Cowardly men and women met sharks while kayaking at sea.

1, the captain said: I saw that man cut his wrist with a knife. While rowing, he let blood flow into the sea to attract sharks, so the sharks bypassed you and chased the smell of blood, so you survived. He loves you very much!

2. The man sent a little boy who had an accident to the hospital 10 years ago, and he saw the little boy again 10 years later, but he just couldn't remember it at the moment. Suddenly, the news of the plane crash came from the radio in the car, and the man was so scared that he was sweating. He smiled happily because he knew that the little boy's soul was grateful.

That man is waiting for his girlfriend in the bar. When he saw the electronic clock on the ceiling, he found that the time displayed on it was countdown! He remembered that there was no clock in the bar. So it's a timer, Bob! ! ! It's about to explode. The man didn't want his girlfriend to have an accident, so he took his mobile phone and told her not to come. But there was no signal on the fifth floor underground, so the man collapsed in the last five seconds and ran away calling for help.

4. The princess killed the prince, and the blood was red.

The gardener gutted the flowers.

Xiaoming held the gangster's hand (as if it were his mother) and hugged it desperately. The gangster cut off his hand to escape.

7. The veteran actually suffers from sleepwalking. During his service, he suffocated his comrades with a pillow because of sleepwalking. After he woke up, he dismembered the body of his comrade-in-arms with a saber and threw it into the toilet to wash it away. After disposing of the body, only the green military uniform of the comrades is left. That night, when his wife went to the toilet, she helped their son knit a small green military uniform (there should be a son) and left her clothes in the toilet. The veteran got out of bed and didn't see his wife, because she knew her husband was sleepwalking, so she slept alone on the sofa. The veteran mistakenly thought that she had killed her wife and son, so she was punished by her heinous KB.

8. This man is a Roman. He uses an electronic watch with Roman numerals. The 7 o'clock position 12 is VII XII, which is shaped like a selection button with a tick. He went to Greece, which is spelled HellAs in Greek. There will be hints on airport signs and airport broadcasts. Plus, when he boarded the plane, it was dark a few hours later. People who haven't adjusted the time difference feel puzzled.

The insurance salesman wants the girl's parents to apply for insurance with him. So he killed the girl. He wanted her to be covered in it because he wanted everyone to know that the girl was killed by him, not by accident. The murderer took everything from her, including the key. Then the girl's parents will know that the key has fallen into the hands of the murderer, and they will be afraid to rule out the possibility of accidental loss, because the murderer may use the key to sneak into their home, and the insurer can persuade them to buy insurance at this time.

10, when the girl saw the image of the dog, she found that she knew the dog and its owner (the owner of the dog tore himself in half because he didn't want people to know her past), and she always thought that the owner of the dog was dead (the cause of death may be directly caused by the girl). The girl was scared to death because she suddenly found that the owner of the dog was not dead. The owner of the dog is now her boyfriend, whose pursuit is to get back at her. But at that time, girls didn't find this because boys had plastic surgery, so there were only half a photo.

1 1. The reason why I didn't draw colors is because my mother can't tell the colors. She is red and green color blind. According to the recessive inheritance law of partner X, if the mother is color blind, then the boy must be color blind. But he knows that he is not color blind, so he is not the child of his mother, but the child of his father and his Filipino maid ... which is unbearable for him who is proud of his bloodline.

12. That man is a professional killer, and his net friend is the contact person who introduced him to business. Every time he needs to kill someone, the gesture made by netizens is to put on a dirty black suit head. And professional killers change into white suits every time they kill. Because white is easy to get blood, you must throw it away after killing someone and buy it next time. So, when he saw the netizen put on a black suit, he immediately knew that he was going to perform the task, so he bought a suit.

13. When she was treated in the hospital, she lost part of her sense of smell and taste because of medication mistakes, so she couldn't taste the abnormal taste in cola-she didn't smell the air leakage of the water heater when she took a shower.

14, the blind man likes puppies very much, because puppies bring him a lot of happiness in his lonely life. Even when he sleeps every night, he reaches out from under the bed and lets the dog lick his hand. After turning off the lights and sleeping that night, as usual, the blind man's hand was licked by the lovely wet small tongue, which was very satisfying. But the next day, he realized that his dog was not at home last night. Then he remembered one thing: people have been robbed in this area recently. It is said that the thief is a cunning and abnormal guy. Thought of here, the blind man's stomach churned.

15, the fat man is called wax gourd. In the toilet, I heard a woman next door say: wax gourd is really rubbish ... so the fat man thought it was ... so he killed her. ..

16, there are many mice in the laboratory of female experimenters. Although she has long been used to dissecting them, she will inevitably feel sorry for these innocent little creatures. When a woman gets married, she finds that her husband likes to go to her lab, but every time she sneaks around, it makes people feel suspicious. In fact, she didn't know his past: it was a shipwreck, and all the sailors were trapped in the sea, and there was no way to escape. In a few days, all the food and water in reserve were eaten up. In order to survive, sailors have to drink their own urine and eat rats in the warehouse. On this day, in order to explore her husband's secret, the woman sneaked into the laboratory, only to see a terrible scene: her husband stood by the mouse cage with fierce eyes and a bloody half mouse in his mouth.

17. A woman is a patient, and she will only choose to silently endure her husband's infidelity again and again. Finally, she couldn't stand it. She is completely desperate about her marriage and life. She took out the poison that had been prepared long ago-the poison hidden in the cupboard, covered it up in an ordinary bottle and took the medicine. She waited for death, but her body showed no signs of pain. On the contrary, there is a subtle anxiety on the rise. At this time, his first love boyfriend arrived in a hurry. When the woman saw her boyfriend, she was very enthusiastic and took the initiative to have sex with him, which was very rare for her timid character. In another corner, when the woman's husband and mistress are about to stage another drama, the man takes out the secret weapon prepared in advance-the * * hidden in his closet and put in an ordinary bottle to cover it up. For many years, men have been philandering everywhere and made a splash with this secret weapon. This time, he swallowed one as usual, but before long, he suddenly had a spasm all over his body, his expression was extremely painful, and he died after a while.

18. This woman is a poor person. Her husband was a gambler through and through. Whenever her husband wants to pursue a big gamble with a large sum of money, she feels as if her heart is twisted. Once, the husband had a whim and bet on who had more lice. The stakes were all his property and his life. However, the result is very unfortunate. On April 7, the day of gambling, her husband was defeated by a louse. I'm willing to gamble. If I lose, my husband's life will be gone, and my home will be empty. The woman cried for three days and nights and finally decided to stand up for her son. But her heart has become extremely fragile and can't stand any trouble. On this day, she read her youngest son's diary. What she saw really stimulated her fragile and devastated heart.

19. He has severe depression. On this day, he decided to commit suicide. After a long journey to the track in the wild, he knew it when he heard the train whine. He was highly nearsighted, but now he is too tired to see clearly. At this time, he vaguely saw the trace, so he lay down, took some sleeping pills and fell asleep. He waited for the train to end his painful life, but he didn't know that he was actually lying on a ladder that fell to the ground.

The doctor told him that his leg had recovered and he could be discharged tomorrow. He is too excited to sleep alone at night. In order to prove his recovery, he pinched his leg, but he didn't feel anything. He was anxious and squeezed hard, but he still didn't feel anything. He became more and more anxious, so he picked up a fruit knife next to him and stabbed himself in the leg, but he still didn't feel anything. He became hysterical and stabbed himself in the leg with a knife. He felt nothing, nothing, nothing. How can you feel it? The thorn he pinched was part of an arched sheet. But he doesn't know. Finally, he went crazy, desperately picked up a fruit knife and stabbed himself in the heart.

2 1. Another dwarf sneaked into the dwarf's house in the middle of the night. Cut the feet of all the furniture short. The blind dwarf gets up in the morning. When I touched it, everything became shorter. I thought I had grown taller. Suicide in despair.

22. Someone was seriously injured. Finally climbed to the door of the hut. Master, open the door. Knocked him down again. Climb again. Open again. I was beaten again. Repeat this way. At last he swallowed his last breath.

23. For some reason, the couple quarreled in the house. The female victim got angry and started throwing things. The man was angry and resentful at the moment. So, the right hand grabbed the sharp weapon on the thin side, and the left hand pulled out his wife's tongue and cut off her tongue, so that she could no longer make any noise. During the whole process, the victim's tongue was pulled out, so he couldn't make a sound for help, and the sharp weapon with thin blade didn't make a big sound when cutting his tongue, so the neighbors didn't hear this passage. The host then cut off her arm with a sharp axe and told her not to throw anything, because the axe usually makes a loud noise when chopping meat, so the neighbors can hear it. After the murder, the man saw this terrible scene because of impulsive and sudden atrocities. After the murder, he was stunned by his abnormal atrocities and bloody scenes, and his mind was blank. His wife escaped from the door in a sudden disaster and panic. At this time, because she lost her arms, her wife lay on the grass and bit a lot of grass in her mouth, trying to stop the bleeding of her tongue. This is the origin of the sound of cows eating grass, and then she was afraid that her husband would run after her and rushed to the neighbor's door for help. She can neither shout nor knock at the door, but she can only hit the door with her body. That's why neighbors only hear someone knocking at the door, but they don't hear voices or knocking at the door. Imagine that he didn't even hear the grass. . However, the neighbors ignored it, and the victim lost too much blood in his arms. He slammed the door hard and accelerated the blood loss, so he quickly fainted to the ground and eventually died of excessive blood loss. Her husband woke up later and immediately realized that he was doomed to escape the punishment of the law. Instead of chasing his wife in front of his neighbor's house, he quickly fled his home. The next morning, the neighbor opened the door and saw that the victim had no arms and there was blood all over the floor, which was not miserable.

24. It's because women are shorter and men are taller. On the second roller coaster, the steel wire cut off the boy's head. The steel wire was installed in the tunnel when the girl first played.

25. That man is the one who looks after the lighthouse. The newspaper said that the ship had an accident because the light of the lighthouse was not turned on. The man climbed the lighthouse, turned on the light, and then committed suicide.

26. This man is the news anchor of the radio station. He carefully planned a murder case. He killed his wife. He used a pre-recorded tape to play when he hosted the program. At the same time, he went back to kill his wife, drove back and listened to what he recorded in the car. But the broadcast was interrupted for a few seconds, but his recording didn't stop, which immediately erased his alibi, so he jumped out of the car and committed suicide.

27. Sleeping Beauty is old, but the prince is so young, afraid that he will change his mind.

28. The living officer suffers from sleepwalking because he is in a trance. He was startled when he dug up the body of his companion while sleepwalking at night.

29. The dripping sound is the sound of the dog's blood dripping. The girl's hand was licked by the murderer who killed the dog.

30. The female boss is a murderer. The news said that the shopkeeper was killed and her head was missing.

3 1. After pulling the hostess for some distance, the guest told the hostess that there was a man under your bed with a kitchen knife trying to kill you.

32. This man was shipwrecked while traveling with his girlfriend when he was young. His girlfriend cut off her own flesh to save him. Lie to him that it is seagull meat. Only men were saved.

Many years later, people began to taste seagull meat. It tastes different from what I used to eat. So he knew that it was his girlfriend who saved him with her own body. Suicide.

That man turned out to be blind. After treatment, I finally saw the light. It was already dark when we crossed the tunnel. He thought he had escaped again. In desperation. Died of suicide.

When the boy jumped into the water to save the girl, the girl's hair entangled the boy's legs and feet. At that time, the boy thought his legs and feet were entangled in water plants, but he didn't know it was his girlfriend's hair. When the boy learned that there were no aquatic plants in the river, he suddenly realized that his girlfriend was by his side, but he didn't save her, so the boy had a nervous breakdown and committed suicide by jumping into the river.

35. My sister killed her because she thought she could only see the man at the funeral.

36. He was riding a hot air balloon with his partner, and something happened on the way. He had to lose weight, so everyone drew lots to decide who would make the sacrifice and jump off the hot air balloon. Unfortunately, the man struck an ominous half match and was thrown down with his luggage.