1. Who can stop the ball to the foot 100 meters and form a defender who shoots and forces the opposing goalkeeper to make a save? He is an athlete from China.
2. The players who can accurately make a long pass 50 meters away and find teammates on the field are British players; The player who can make a delicate 2 1 within 5 meters is an Argentine player; A player who can make a short pass within 5 meters, and a defender and a striker can play a game every 50 meters, is a China player.
3. Why can the national football team knock over the corner flag when taking a penalty? The reflex arc is a little long.
4. The player who can bring the ball from his baseline to the other half is a Dutch player; The player who can bring the ball from his own bottom line to the other's bottom line is a Brazilian player; It is China who can steal the ball from his players' feet and bring it into his own goal.
5. What is the first thing Arsenal fans do after winning the league title? The answer is to turn off the game machine and go to bed.
6. It is African players who regard football as their life; It is European players who regard football as their job; South American players who regard football as a game; It is China players who treat football as a joke.
7. Smoking is harmful to health and watching football is harmful to life.
8. Watching the Premier League demands money, and watching football almost kills me.
9. Proper use of digital TV sets can effectively prevent TV screens.
10, fear of playing football is not a disease. Playing football is killing me.