Bayern: Weins Tiger-Robben Pig-Peter Pan Ribelli-Ska
Manchester United: Van Persie-{General, Robin Hood} Walcott-Tiger Kilwignau-hot bird Podolski-Prince Polti [not yet arrived, but signed] Alexander Song-Cosmos' School' Prince Wilshire-Wei, Master Wei.
Real Madrid: Higuain-smoker Cristiano Ronaldo-Gao Shuai Fodimaria-Angel Ozil -272 big-eyed Nemo granero-Pirate.
Benzema-Big Ben casillas-Saint Iger
Manchester United: Rooney-chubby Babel Hernandez-Pea Giggs-Wang Laoji Scholes-Ginger Head Berbatov-Park Ji-sung, you can't run away.
Chelsea: Drogba-World of Warcraft Lampard-Essien-African Buffalo Torres-El Nino
Barcelona: Messi-Harvey Flea-Ventilator Iniesta-Little White Busquets-Movie Emperor Puyol-Golden Lion Villa-Huluwa, there are probably many things that can't be done at once!