A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat. My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. My friend refused to eat goose and starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.
This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.
Jump on the train
A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. Unable to stand the blow, he committed suicide.
This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.
Three. water plant
A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.
This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.
Four. The story of the funeral
A: Because one more person dies in the family, you can have another funeral. If pp man comes to the funeral again, my sister can see him again.
This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.
5. Half-court game
A: Several people travel by hot air balloon, passing through the desert, and the balloon leaks, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw down their luggage, but it wasn't enough. We had to leave one person behind, so we decided to bring some matches. Whoever draws half a stick will be thrown down. That's what happened.
This story tells us: when riding a hot air balloon, you should put a long match in your pocket just in case.
6. There are woodcuts all over the floor
Answer: Because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. The short man can't see, and suddenly he is much shorter when he touches the furniture. He felt that he had grown taller, that he had lost his competitive advantage, and that he had no place to live from then on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office list or be the best actor in Cannes. Everyone will stop screaming hysterically after watching his performance. He can no longer represent the development requirements of advanced social productive forces, the direction of advanced culture and the fundamental interests of the overwhelming majority of the people. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.
This story tells us that when you feel that your work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others recently, you should find out if your colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.
7.knocking at the door in the middle of the night
Answer: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down. So many times, I broke the valve and died.
This story tells us that even if you ask for help in an iron shirt, you should start from the window.