2. The first time I went to the bank to apply for a card, the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I filled in was rectangular.
As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.
I often see you on the bus, and you often see me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you were clutching your wallet.
5. The old couple went to take photos. The photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, back light or full light?" My uncle said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt?
6. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.
7. The doctor said that it is not good for your eyes to watch your mobile phone while walking. Now I run to see it.
Eight. Fat, let go of my waist and come to my chest if you can.
Customer: Boss, do you have rice noodles? Boss: Yes. Customer: How much is a bowl? Boss: Six dollars. Customer: Give me two steamed buns ~ Boss: ........
10. Just now, someone told me that "you will be the richest man in the world", and it felt like life was spoiled. I am bored to death.
1 1. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.
In math class, the teacher asked to answer questions, and all the class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order?
Thirteen. From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.
14. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.
15. I am in a hurry to go out today. I drove a little faster and accidentally knocked down an old lady. I quickly got off the bus and said, "Sister, are you okay?" The old lady got up and patted the clothes and said, "The young man has a sweet mouth. I'm fine. Go! "
What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.
17. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are so many things on my mind that it's hard to lose weight.
18. Ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.
19. Young people should never lose confidence because of a math class. You are not alone in this issue. The goddess is getting better and better to me. Now that I give her a gift, she will be afraid that I will waste money and say to me, "Save it!" " "2 1. My wife is pregnant. I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!
Twenty-two Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, it's still a shame to learn from others. If you're not smart, you're still bald.
Twenty-three I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
24. I won't step on your aj. If I don't step on your Balenciaga family, can I sit on your throne and kiss you gently?