Here's one I wrote and posted in the post bar, but it's just a spoof. ...
I hope you can be satisfied!
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Spoofing! Death vs. Snow White
In other words, because its president loves sweets and cakes, and its members drink a lot of chrysanthemums from Matsumoto, there is a serious shortage of funds. Therefore, Ise Nanao, vice president, decided to select suitable talents from all death groups to star in a very classic fairy tale Snow White, which will be shown in the soul world, so as to solve the funding problem of the Women Death Association. The selection method of actors is-drawing lots. In order to ensure the box office, the film also invited other popular leading roles with certain appearance conditions, and the director volunteered by anxious Shiba Kukaku. Because the camera work was hard and tiring, there was no appearance rate, so no one wanted to take this hot potato, and finally they had to throw it to Yamada Hanatarou, the number one loser in the spiritual world. Now ... let's uncover the RP scene of blood and fire.
character introduction
Snow White: Marubeni Silver (Silver)
Prince: Matsumoto disorderly chrysanthemum (chaotic chrysanthemum MM)
Witch: Kenpachi Zaraki.
Magic mirror: eight thousand deer
Seven Dwarfs: Hitsugaya Toushirou, Edward, Allen, Ted, Ryoma Echizen, Edogawa Conan and Naruto Uzumaki.
King: the first night of Sifeng Courtyard (the first night queen)
Queen: Urahara Kisuke (Uncle Manager)
Samurai: Soi Fon
Owl: Kuchiki Rukia.
God: Unohana Retsu.
Narrator: Kuchiki Byakuya.
Director: Shiba Kukaku
Camera: Yamada Hanatarou
Part 1
Kuchiki Byakuya: In a faraway country, there lived a king and a queen who longed for a child. So I sincerely pray to God.
Uncle manager: "Oh, my God! We are all good kings and queens, please give us a child! "
Empty crane: "Why only the queen?" Where is the king? "
Night Queen (black cat form): "Eh ~ ~ It's going back to its original shape again ..."
The white light flashed and the fog cleared away. ...
In the fountain of nosebleeds of men's death ................
Empty crane (black line): "Can't you change it earlier the first night!" " ! "
Bai Zi: Not long after, the queen gave birth to a lovely little princess. The girl's skin is as white as snow and her cheeks are as red as apples. The king and queen named her "Snow White".
The people of the whole country deeply bless Snow White.
"If only Captain deadwood's voice was as pink as his spirit knife ..." Death lit a fire to keep warm.
Bai Zi (air conditioner on): "Let's go, Qian Ying ..."
Empty crane (the veins stood out): "Quiet! ! ! ! ! "
Bai Zai: With the love of the king and queen, Snow White grew up and finally became a beautiful girl that everyone loved. Snow White is very kind and considerate. She often plays with animals. Animals in the forest, such as deer, rabbits, squirrels and birds, like to get close to Snow White, because Snow White will give them food and tell them stories. Snow White, as kind as an angel, lives a happy life.
It's so cold ... the voice of the dead. ...
Yin Fang Zijie Yinqiangchuan Animal Barbecue ing
Empty crane (veins stood out+crossroads): "Shit! I want you to play with them, not eat them! ! You are an angel snow white now. Ah ah! ! ! "
Silver (squinting innocently): "But Snow White will be hungry, too. Besides, the animals must be happy to die for the princess."
The empty crane ran away: "Flower crane cannon! ! ! "
The set was full of smoke.
Yamada Hanatarou tearfully cleaned up the mess. ...
In two hours, we will start shooting again.
Bai zai: however, the good times did not last long. Snow White's mother fell ill and died.
Uncle manager: "Eh, Eh, died so soon? Don't play? "
Empty crane: "Shut up if you die! ! "
Uncle the store manager (with his head on the ground and yawning with a straw in his hand): "Eh ~ ~ Why don't you play a trick on Hu Yi ~ ~"
The empty crane ran away again (learning from the lesson that the machine gun was too destructive to shoot on the set last time, picking up the camera): "Get out! ! ! "
Uncle manager disappeared. ...
Hua taro tearfully recycles camera waste. ...
Bai Zai: The king married a new queen for Snow White, but the new queen is a witch who is proficient in magic. Although she is beautiful, she is proud and irritable. In particular, she hates others being more beautiful than her.
Queen's Night One (only asking that there is no sound): "This is your new mother ..."
Empty crane: "Where are you?"
Hua Taro (opening weakly): "It seems ... I'll go after Mr. Urahara at once ..."
Empty crane: "... my God ... my God ... my God ... my God ... my God!"
Bai Zai: When the king introduced the new queen to Snow White, she still felt sad for her dead mother.
Silver (squinting like a fox): ...
Empty crane (black line): ...
Silver (strange smile): " .....................................................................................................................................................................
Empty crane (black line): ".........."
Silver (weird smile): "........................"
Empty crane (black line, black line): .............. "
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
The empty crane ran away for the third time (grabbed the camera): "You should be sad! Do you know sadness? ! What are you laughing at? Laugh! ! ! "
Silver (flashing flying objects easily and smiling strangely): "I'm really sad now ~ ~ ~"
Empty crane (continuous black line ing): "! "
Hua taro continued to recycle in tears.
Bai Zai: The new queen has a strange mirror, from which you can get all the answers you want. Therefore, the queen often asks in the mirror. ...
Kenpachi Zaraki (ancestral grave trampled): "Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world ..."
Eight thousand grass deer (sweet hands): "The most beautiful woman in the world is you, queen ~ ~ ~"
There was silence for 30 seconds ...
Death rolled around, laughing till he burst into tears.
Kemba (mental stress rises sharply): "Shit! Why should I read such disgusting lines? ! ! ! ! "
Empty crane (fried hair): "Shit! How should I know! ! Blame yourself! ! ! "
Kemba: "Woman, fight with me!"! ! ! "
Eight thousand streams (cute): "Then ~ ~ Xiao Jian seems very happy ~ ~"
Empty crane (grabbing the camera): "What a battle! ! Give me a good performance! ! ! "
The taro was recycled with tears again. ...
Bai Zai: But one day, when the queen asked the mirror the same question again, the mirror replied. ...
Eight thousand streams (cute and sweet): "Now Snow White is more beautiful than you ~ ~ ~"
Bai Zi: The new queen is very angry.
Kemba (owing 5 million): "Damn it, how can anyone be more beautiful than me? I must get rid of her! " ! ! "
Eight thousand Liu (pouncing on Jian Ba and dangling on his shoulder): "Yes, no one is more beautiful than Xiao Jian ~ ~ ~"
Kemba (silently): "…"
Empty crane (the veins stood out): "Follow the script for me! ! ! "
Bai Zi: So she ordered the court warriors.
Kemba (constipation): "I don't want to see Snow White again. You find an excuse to take her to the forest and kill her secretly. After you kill her, bring her heart and tongue back as evidence that you killed her. Did you hear that? There can be no mistakes ... "
Soi Fon (deadpan): "Yes, Queen."
Bai Zai: After hearing this, the samurai really took Snow White to the forest. When the samurai drew his sword to kill the princess, he saw the princess picking flowers, pure and kind, like an angel. The soldier couldn't bear to kill her, so he said to Snow White. ...
Soi Fon (still expressionless): "The queen ordered me to kill the princess, but I really can't stand it, so you'd better escape to the forest."
There will be times when you can't stand it ... death spits out ing silently.
Bai Zai: After that, the warrior returned to the palace and Snow White went deep into the forest. As she walked, she heard an owl.
Kuchiki Rukia (eyes wide open, mouth bulging): "Goo goo-goo goo-"
It's really like ... the inner theater of the god of death ...
Bai Zai: Snow White, who heard the hooting of owls, thought the forest was terrible as she walked.
Silver (still smiling strangely): "…"
Empty crane (still black line): "! "
Bai Zi: Suddenly, a cabin appeared in front of me, and I cried with surprise. ...
Silver: "Ah ~ ~ it's a cabin ~ ~ ~"
Bai Zai: Snow White knocked at the door in a hurry, but no one answered the door in the house.
She opened the door without authorization. After entering the cabin, there are seven small beds neatly arranged inside. Snow White was very tired after running in the forest for a day, so she lay on seven small beds and fell asleep unconsciously.
At night, the seven dwarfs came back with hoes and found someone at home, so they slept in their own beds. Everyone thinks it's strange.
Hitsugaya Toushirou: "..."
Edward: "…"
Allen: "..."
Ted: "…"
Ryoma Echizen: "..."
Edogawa Conan: "..."
Naruto Vortex: "…"
Empty crane (the veins stood out suddenly and violently): "Hey! Where is the line? Lines! ! ! "
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Qian Yue, Conan and Naruto (collectively exploding Mao): "Why do I have to play the dwarf?" ! ! "
Empty crane (disdain): "Who told you to grow so short!" " "
Dong (Sichuan eyebrows burst, ice wings stretched behind him, wrapped in frost maggots, and the temperature in the studio plummeted, freezing and freezing): "Call me Captain Rivan Gu! ! ! Got it! Mahapadma Ice Ring! ! ! "
Edward (high-fiving with both hands, propping up the ground, and the reinforced concrete on the set floor is full of thorns): "Who do you think is drowned in the dust and crushed by one foot?" ! ! "
Allen (the left eye turns on the magic state, and the left arm emits strong white light, turning into a sword to break the magic, and the clown's belt stretches infinitely): "My name is not bean sprout dwarf! ! ! Holy! Start it! ! ! "
Ted (hands clasping the scepter, surrounded by several empty spells, Mikel's pupils burst open and his eyes turned red): "Long-winded! ! ! ! ! "
Qian Yue (holding the racket with his left hand, sideways, throwing the ball high, jumping up and playing the outside spin serve): "I won't grow taller immediately if I drink more milk!" ! ! "
Conan (pressing the button on the belt, the football inflates and pops up, bending down to turn the amplifier of the right shoe, lightning, shooting): "It's not my fault that my body is getting smaller! ! ! "
Naruto (quickly printing and changing shadows, gathering hands in chakra, emitting strong blue light): "I am taller than woody cherry." ! ! Dayu spiral pill! ! ! "
The empty crane ran away again (grabbed the camera): "Shit! What are you short people doing? ! Read me the lines! ! ! "
Once again, the set was filled with smoke.
Recovery, repair and cleaning of taro with tears ...
In two hours, we will start shooting again.
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Conan, Naruto (in collective refrigeration):
"Who is this beautiful girl ..."
"She slept soundly ..."
"This little girl is really beautiful ..."
Bai Zai: The voices of the dwarfs woke Snow White.
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Qian Yue, Conan and Naruto (in continuous collective refrigeration): "Why did you break into our house ..."
Yinyin (laughing): "gentlemen, I'm really sorry ~ ~ because I got lost in the forest, and I'm really hungry and tired." Seeing this hut, I came in to rest ~ ~ ~ "
Bai Zai: Snow White told the dwarf the story in detail again. Hearing this, the dwarfs were very sympathetic to Snow White's plight, so they left her behind. Snow White was very happy to hear that the dwarf was willing to take her in.
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Conan, Naruto (Refrigeration ...): "You can stay here ..."
Silver "Thank you so much ~ ~ ~ I am willing to cook, make the bed, wash clothes and clean for you here, and I am willing to do anything for you ~ ~ ~"
Bai Zai: Snow White cleans this hut very clean every day. After the seven dwarfs came back from the forest, there was a delicious dinner waiting for them. In this way, day after day, Snow White and the Dwarf lived a happy life.
Empty crane (thick arm): "Good! Let's call it a day! "
All death (except silver and taro) disappeared in an instant-I don't want to stay for a second. ...
Silver (touching his chin and sighing): "Yale ~ ~ Yale ~ ~ is not fun when everyone is gone ~ ~ Forget it, let's play a trick on Lu Xiao ~ ~"
Huatai langhai broadband tears cleaning
the second part
Bai Zai: The new queen thought Snow White was dead, and one day she asked the magic mirror again.
Sword eight (tangled) "mirror ... mirror ... who is the most beautiful person in the world ..."
Empty crane (the veins stood out): "You stammer! ! ! "
Kemba (soaring mental pressure): "Shit! ! ! I've seen it. What's your problem? Ah ah! ! ! "
Empty crane (refraining from smashing the camera): "! "
Eight Thousand Flows (Cute): "Queen ~ ~ You are beautiful ~ ~ But Snow White is more beautiful than you ~ ~ She is now living a happy life with the seven dwarfs in the forest ~ ~"
Bai Zai: After listening to this answer, the queen realized that Snow White was not dead. She felt very angry.
Kemba (black face): "Damn it ... Snow White must disappear from the world ..."
Bai Zi: The evil queen has an idea. She smeared the poison she prepared on the bright red apple to poison Snow White.
Kemba (disgusting): "Hey ... Hey ... if Snow White eats this poisonous apple, she will die ... by then, I will be the most beautiful woman in the world ..."
Bai Zi: Then the queen dressed up as an old woman and went to the forest with a basket of apples.
Sword Eight (woven by Henaan with flowers from Kyoraku Shunsui ...): "..............."
Empty crane (dissatisfied): "Hello! Your face! ! "
Kemba (takes off the blindfold and unlocks the seal): "Why am I dressed like this?" ! ! "
Empty crane (grabbing the camera impatiently): "Shit! You're an old woman now, old woman! ! It's called clothing! ! Do you know how hard it took me to borrow that old song? ! ! "
Kemba (Ling pressure completely released): "Woman, fight with me!" " ! ! ! "
Eight thousand streams (sweet and confusing): "Then ~ ~ Xiao Jian seems very happy ~ ~"
The studio continues to be full of smoke.
Hua taro was still in tears, recycling, repairing and cleaning.
In two hours, we will start shooting again.
Bai Zai: The bad queen came to the dwarf's hut with a basket of apples.
Kemba (severe constipation): "lovely little girl ... do you want to buy a red and fragrant apple ... ah ... I'll give you one to eat ... I'm sure you'll like it ..."
Bai Zai: Snow White, who likes apples very much, is very happy to see big and red apples.
Silver (squinting): "Wow ~ ~ How cute this red apple is ~ ~ ~ It must be delicious ~ ~".
Bai Zai: So Snow White reached out and took the apple. As a result, Snow White took a bite and immediately fell to the ground, unconscious. The evil queen saw her fall to the ground and laughed.
Kenji: "Ha ... Ha ... Snow White has disappeared from this world since then ..."
Bai Zai: When the dwarfs come home at night, they see Snow White lying on the ground as if she were dead. They immediately carried her to bed and tried their best to save her, but Snow White still didn't wake up. The dwarfs put Snow White in a glass coffin full of flowers with tears in their eyes, preparing for a grand funeral.
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Qian Yue, Conan, Naruto (collective refrigeration ing): "..."
Empty crane (blue veins standing out): "Hey! You guys! ! Why don't you cry! ! ! "
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Conan, Naruto (... in refrigeration ...): "..."
Empty crane (pressing the veins stood out and crossing): "Hey! Hua taro! ! Eye drops! ! ! "
Hua Taro (silently handing eye drops and whispering): "What's the difficulty of crying ... and using eye drops ..."
O, eye flow, immediately shoot seven sharp eyes ... Hua Yu shut up and shed tears silently. ...
Bai Zai: At this time, the prince of a neighboring country happened to pass by the forest and saw the beautiful and lovely princess in the glass coffin, as well as the dwarfs and small animals mourning beside him. When the prince knew what had happened, he looked at Snow White sadly with tears in his eyes.
Chaos chrysanthemum MM (sad): "poor princess, if you can come back to life, it would be great!" " "
Bai Zai: The prince presented a bunch of flowers to Snow White and stared at her affectionately.
Chaos chrysanthemum MM (affectionate): "Her skin is white and her cheeks are rosy. She seems to be asleep, not like a dead person at all."
Miss Zhu Zhu, you are a born actress ... and death feels it. ...
Bai Zi: Finally, the prince couldn't help bending down and kissing her.
Chaos chrysanthemum MM (blushing ... turning to look at the crane): "Do you have to kiss?"
Empty crane (arms around, sinister smile ing): "of course!" " "
The gods of death polished their eyes flashing with gossip and took out all the facilities with camera function, such as digital cameras, video cameras and mobile phones. The deadwood family spent huge sums of money to invite the soul of David Watkin, the best photographer in contemporary Hollywood, to shoot, and Aizen also sent Urziola to the soul world for live broadcast. At that time, the biggest scandal between Jingling Pavilion and Virtual Night Palace will surface in full view. ...
Huataro (looking at the crane carefully): "Miss Konghe, you tampered with the lottery ticket from the beginning ..."
Empty crane (sinister smile ing): "I'm waiting to see this wonderful show!" " "
Chaos Chrysanthemum (Silence ...): "..."
Chaos chrysanthemum (still silent ...): "..."
Chaos Chrysanthemum (Silence and Silence ...): "..."
Chaos chrysanthemum (finally tearing off the false virgin's coat and revealing her tough nature ...): "Who do you think you are talking to?" ! ! Hum! Embryo Cat! "
Silver (smiles and smiles ...): "You don't want to mess with chrysanthemums ~ ~ I'm looking forward to it ~ ~ ~"
Chaos Chrysanthemum (immediately turns into a gentle kitten, and the innocent girl blushes and shyly holds her skirts): "... Actually ... I'm looking forward to it ... but ... there are so many people here ..."
Silver (still smiling ...): "It doesn't matter ~ ~ I'll solve everyone ~ ~"
While speaking, the magic gun was drawn, his right hand was gently placed on the handle, and his blood-red eyes slowly opened.
The wind blew and everyone else on the set left at the speed of light. ...
Just kidding ... if anyone has offended the smiling fox, it is better to go directly to Shuangtou Mountain ... everyone is sweating and spitting.
As a result, this world-famous adultery exposure plan died. ...
As for what the two protagonists in this story did on the set, they also kept their mouths shut and lost their imagination. ...
Of course, these are stories. ...
Half an hour after everyone cleared the scene, Yin released Hellfire Butterfly and started shooting again.
Bai Zai: Suddenly, Snow White spat out the apple she had eaten. It turned out that the prince's love for the princess made the poisoned apple ineffective, and the princess gradually recovered her body temperature and opened her bright eyes.
Silver (squinting): "Do you want me to open my eyes?"
Death (shaking like chaff): "Don't ... use ..."
Empty crane (black line ing): "! "
Bai Zi: The dwarfs jumped up with joy and shouted excitedly. The prince was so happy that even the animals nearby chattered.
Dong Shilong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Qian Yue, Conan, Naruto (... refrigerated ...): "Wow ... look ... Snow White is still alive ... Snow White is still alive ..."
Chaos Chrysanthemum (full of joy): "Great!" Snow White is reborn! "
Bai Zai: After explaining his life experience to Snow White, the prince held the princess's hands.
Luan Ju (clutching silver with both hands, full of expectation): "Princess, would you like to go back to the palace with me to be my princess?"
Silver (holding messy chrysanthemums and smiling): "I am willing to ~ ~ ~"
Scratching, dazzling white light flashed ... all the tools of crime disappeared.
Oh, ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ That's settled! Let old man Yamamoto and Blue Dye do it early ... empty cranes akimbo and smile at the sky.
Hehe ~ ~ This time, I didn't know ... I took a wedding photo. If I couldn't kiss the scene ... everyone smiled insidiously.
Bai Zai: Dwarfs and animals in the forest, some dancing and some singing, celebrate the prince and Snow White.
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Conan, Naruto (... collective refrigeration ...): "I wish the prince and princess ... happiness forever ..."
Bai Zai: The prince rode a white horse with Snow White to bid farewell to the dwarfs and the animals in the forest. They kept turning around and waving goodbye to the dwarfs.
Chaos chrysanthemum (waving back to wipe tears): "dwarf, thank you for taking care of me." I will always remember you. "
Dong, Edward, Allen, Ted, Conan, Naruto (undoubtedly in collective refrigeration ...): "I wish you happiness ... Goodbye ..."
Bai Zi: After they left the forest and returned to neighboring countries, they were immediately welcomed by the people of the whole country. In the eyes of ordinary people, they are really made for each other.
Bai Zai: Since the evil queen poisoned Snow White, she thought Snow White would die, so she was very happy. One day, she confidently asked the magic mirror.
Kenba (suicidal): "Magic mirror ... Magic mirror ... The most beautiful person in the world now ... should be me ..."
Eight Thousand Flows (Lovely Lolita Sweetheart): "You are the most beautiful person except Snow White ~ ~ But ~ ~ Snow White who lives in a neighboring country is ten million times more beautiful than you ~ ~"
Bai Zi: The queen felt very strange. She doesn't think she killed Snow White. But I think Snow White has always been very lucky.
Kemba (the grief and indignation of serfs oppressed by landlords): "It's really irritating. I don't believe I can't kill Snow White! "
Bai Zi: The queen was originally a witch, so she flew to neighboring countries with a magic broom and a magic sword to get rid of her eyesore. When she flew over the neighboring country, suddenly a flash of lightning struck the bad queen and knocked the witch queen off the broom. The witch queen was finally punished by God, ending her evil life.
Captain Geng Mu probably wanted to die long ago ... the last words of death. ...
Hairy flowers, the virgin smile, tea and the sky.
Captain Mao Zhihua, I almost forgot that you are playing God ... you are just a vase ... the last words of death. ...
Bai Zai: At this time, the prince's country is jubilant, because the beautiful Snow White has agreed to the prince's proposal and is holding a grand wedding. Dwarfs and forest animals were also invited to the wedding. With the blessing of the whole country, the prince and Snow White will live happily together forever.
Captain deadwood, I have to say ... you happy and cold man ... the last words of death. ...
Empty crane (can't bear to run away to grab the camera): "Are you finished?" ! ! Give me a break! ! ! "
Huatai langhai broadband tears cleaning ing alone
the end