Why is it called Inter Milan Dog Chicken Team?

Inter Milan live in jealousy.

The most frustrating thing in the world is that he has been looked up to, but now he thinks he has completely surpassed his old feud. When he was ready to look down, he found that he had reached another mountain peak and smiled sarcastically at you from a higher place.

League, Champions League, Coppa Italia, Toyota Cup, League, World Club Cup, European Super Cup, all the champions that come to mind seem to be against Inter Milan, and no event has more champions than rivals in the same city.

When he stole the title of "Italian Derby", AC Milan was playing a European Derby with Real Madrid. When his king was still working hard for the best foreign aid in the Italian league, Kaka was already the double champion of Mr. World and won the 13 super prize. When I waited for 18 years and finally won the league championship unconvincingly by eavesdropping, Inter Milan's cousin AC Milan had already won the European Championship and the World Championship, and his European Championship was still far away, as if waiting for another 45 years might not have a result.

What makes me even more embarrassed is that this striker, who was scolded as rubbish by Inter fans at Juventus, has now become his own king. After coming to Inter Milan, their fans immediately changed their names to "King", "World's No.1 Center" and "Shooting Machine". How ironic this is. However, it fully shows the strong and abnormal jealousy of Inter Milan Club and its fans. This mentality has led to a great change from garbage shooter to shooting machine and from diving king to king overnight.

Because of jealousy, Inter Milan's distorted mentality from club president, coach to fans is even more abnormal. Therefore, the argument that "the World Club Cup is only a friendly match in Japan" comes from the brainless mouth of their chairman and head coach. As a result, the whole world was shocked and people looked at Inter Milan with contempt. When the Champions League was drawn, Champions League officials said that the World Club Cup was the most important event for clubs in the world. When they thanked Milan for bringing honor to Europe, Mancini and Moratti were probably cursing their father.

Jealousy and anger make people lose their minds. When Inter Milan dream, they always shout "We haven't been demoted" three times and then laugh, and embarrassing things happen to them. Guoan fans, who are the first in the Super League every year but never the first, disdainfully told Inter fans: "Our Guoan not only didn't get relegated, but also got the last place in the league, not to mention bribing referees to send them gyms and gold watches ...".

As European and world champions, Milan fans are very generous. Milan fans never often mention that they killed Inter Milan nine times in a row, or they often mention that they killed Inter Milan twice, three times and four times. However, the twisted mentality of Inter Milan fans led them to tell others that we killed AC Milan. This distorted mentality and jealousy make his thoughts extremely sick. When Milan derby 6-0, Inter Milan has been echoing in their hearts.

Inter Milan will never give you more champions than anyone else, because the number of champions is one order of magnitude less than that of cousin AC Milan. What makes them even more depressed is that all the shame records have been preserved by them. The biggest losing record in Milan Derby is 0: 6, the biggest losing record in Italy in Europe is 1:7, the biggest losing record in the league is 1:9, and the biggest losing record in the Italian Cup final is 2: 6. The shooting ratio and possession ratio in Europe are the biggest disparity. Milan derby's longest losing streak, 9 losing streaks and so on, all drive them crazy. They feel extremely inferior inside. Thus, extreme inferiority leads to jealousy.

Extreme jealousy and inferiority have created their dark side. "Why didn't Vieri go next door to win the championship? If you come to us, you must eavesdrop. " . So they bugged all Vieri's phone records. This reminds people of a husband who is incapable but has a wife as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. Good things turned into bad things. A husband with extreme inferiority looks at his wife every day. Before going to bed every day, he would think, "I have no ability." Why did my wife marry me? " Moratti has the same heart.

Extremely despicable to win the Serie A championship, I was about to show off in front of the Milan club with the trophy, but I saw Maldini coming to me with a European Cup trophy three times bigger than himself. At this moment. Moratti is crazy, Mancini is crazy, their eyes are black, and Mourinho's words come from their ears: "Their (Inter Milan's) champion is only printed on the jersey." .

In the new season, Inter Milan tirelessly tells others every day. We are the strongest team in Europe, and both teams can win the Serie A championship. As if telling others, don't mess with me, I am a strong team. Something unexpected happened to them. In Europe, most teams regard them as their dream lovers. Valencia came up to them with a smile. The head coach of the yellow submarine greeted them and Barcelona waved to them. Bayern Munich expressed everyone's feelings sourly: "Winning Inter Milan is equivalent to advancing to the next round in advance." Mancini was angry and shouted, "Aren't you afraid of us?" . Bayern Munich coach Magat replied: "Afraid? They are not AC Milan. "

Yes, Magat's sentence "Afraid? They are not AC Milan ",which has become the eternal pain in the hearts of Inter Milan fans. Mourinho's phrase "their champion is only printed on the jersey" makes Inter fans feel inferior forever.

Inter Milan fans are extremely abnormal in their hearts, cursing Milan's unbeaten home all day, as if Milan's poor performance could comfort their jealousy. Maybe the eagle sometimes flies lower than the chicken, but the chicken always flies higher than the eagle. Inter Milan, the hen, can only start her own Milan derby in inferiority. Think back to 0: 6 with trepidation.

Inter Milan live in jealousy.

Note: This article was written a few years ago, so at that time, Inter Milan didn't steal so many champions, Kaka was also from Milan, and so on. Inter fans don't need to say so many disgusting words, and the article doesn't have such foul language as you, so you are not so disgusting, thank you!

Since you like to play jokes on Inter Milan so much:

A fan asked God when Inter could win the Champions League, and God blurted out "Tomorrow".

The fans were puzzled and asked, "Are you kidding?"

God turned around, sighed helplessly and said silently, "You made a joke first!" " "

Q: What did Inter Milan fans do after seeing their team win the Serie A championship, the Italian Cup, the European Champions Cup and the Toyota Cup?

Answer: Turn off the ps3 and go to bed!

Customer: Why is this game (Milan vs Inter Milan in 2003/04) only in the first half?

Shop assistant: Because it is published by Inter Milan Club. (In the first half, Inter Milan led 2-0, and in the second half, Milan counterattacked. )

The meaning of happiness

Lao Mo gave a banquet and invited all the players to attend. During the dinner, everyone began to get together and talk about what happiness is.

China boy spoke first: "I think the salary is high and I am happiest without taking part in the competition."

The king looked at him disdainfully: "It is the happiest to eat, drink and be merry without training."

Materazzi laughed: "I think the happiest thing is that I scolded others, but the referee gave them a red card."

Lao Mo patted the old horse on the shoulder and said, "What is that? The happiest thing is that the league ranked third, but finally got the championship trophy! "

The team members said in unison: "The chairman still has connotation!

We have been making progress.

After the first leg of the Italian Cup final in 2006-07 season, most fans of a purity team left the stadium dejected and swearing, but only one old fan wearing a blue and black jersey was extremely happy.

The fans were very angry and surrounded him: "We all lost like this. Why are you so happy? " ? ! "

"You are still young, don't know history? That year, we 1: 9 lost to Juventus and lost eight games. Later, 1: 7 lost to M? nchengladbach, 0: 6 lost to Milan, only lost 6 games; Now we 1: 5 lost to Arsenal and 2: 6 lost to Rome, only losing four games. What a great progress this is! "

When the fans heard this, they suddenly became happy.

"So we have been making progress! ……"

Do you like football? Yes, I like it very much.

A: Then which team do you support?

B: Inter Milan. (5 seconds later)

Didn't you just say that you like football?

What did you see when you came out of the dentist's office?

B: I saw a Juventus fan's teeth dyed black and white. A Roman fan smiled and saw a small yellow and red tooth.

A: Then what? ...

B: A Milan fan, his teeth are a little red and black when he smiles.

A: Then what? ...

B: Finally, there is an Inter Milan fan, but he can't see the color of his teeth clearly because he hasn't laughed for a long time.

After meeting the players, the chairman met with the top leaders of the three clubs. He also specially appointed Moratti who had "abdicated". He asked everyone to introduce his most regretful moment.

Juventus coach Moggi first said: "I have no regrets and no pain. If I have to say it, it is the last 15 seconds of the Champions League final. "

"I have no regrets." Galliani said, "Except for the last 15 seconds of the Toyota Cup."

Finally, it's Moratti's turn. "I don't have any pain or regret, except for the recent 15 years."

The chairman asked again, "What would you do if another main defender was injured and you wanted to buy someone?"

Moggi first replied: "I will buy a new defender, you know, big names are expensive!" " "

Galliani said: "I will buy a veteran, ginger is still old and spicy!" " "

Moratti looked at the two men contemptuously and shouted confidently: "Buy another striker!"

Recoba anxiously said to Moratti: "Boss, please be sure to win the league championship. This is my first time. "

"Shit, do you think I'm the second time?" Moratti replied.