Your biggest problem is not being confused about the future, but not getting up.
My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.
My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?
I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.
6. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display!
7. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
8. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?
9. I think that year, when my sister was the thinnest, she was only six and a half pounds!
10, I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.
1 1. When others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.
12, the so-called true love is that when two people are so ugly, they are worried that the other person will be taken away.
13, don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.
14, I won't bend over if a pie falls from the sky, because I won't even fall from the sky, let alone lose money.
15, when there are few girls, it is actually a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold.
16. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.
17, you don't thrush or wear bean shoes. You told me you wanted to be a good woman. Come back, sister, more than 1000 younger brothers are waiting for you to shake your head!
18, I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
19, I was bleeding when I translated English, and you were black and blue when I worked out the mathematical equation.
20. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.
2 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
22. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie!
23. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
24. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible is more reliable!
25. It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.
26. It's starting to cool down. You can hug me.
Ghosts are very afraid of death, because when they die, they will become people.
28. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.
29. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.
30. I have a friend's birthday today, and I can't buy him anything. When I am capable in the future, I will find another friend.
3 1, don't always stay in the room, go outside occasionally, living room, kitchen, bathroom.
From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
33. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that cannot be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.
34. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No
35. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner!
36, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.
37. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.
38. If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to be stupid. Anyway, if you are idle, let him play!
39. In my life, it is sweet when I have you, and salty when I have you.
40. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. In the face of such a lovely me, he can still lose his temper and be speechless.
4 1, bask in the sun more, and no one will call you an idiot if you bask in it.
42. I'm a little bitter, just one bitter.
43. The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.
44. Don't be polite to me. Sooner or later, it will be an account.
45. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.
46. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt!
47. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss, there must be a group of unlucky employees.
48. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.
49. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.
50. When I was a child, I was always disobedient, fond of playing and sabotaging. My father hit me, and I forgot how many slaps I slapped, but I never admitted my mistake. Later, my dad got tired of playing, so he patted the wall and let me play by myself.
In fact, you should have become a great scientist, but you were delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.
52. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.
They are used to criticizing you behind your back, because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.
54. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.
55. Whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.
56. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.
57. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.
No matter how big the world is, I just want to revolve around you.
59. My mother said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.
It's great that you have a boyfriend. Now I only have one rival in love!
6 1. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.
62. Homework always accompanies us when we grow up.
63. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common, and they refuse to admit that it is a face problem.
64. What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.
65, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.
It's no use having eyes when you are blind.
67. If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.
68. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.
69. I like to eat with learned people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, the food will be mine for the next two hours.
70. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.
7 1, although you are not a woman, you are 38.
Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
73. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.
74. Since I met your sister, I have settled down your brother.
75. Didi, I like you very much in today's report.
76. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.
77. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.
78. Every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.
79. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.