"What do you do?" Grandpa shouted.
"I am a mobile boss, and I have something urgent." Zhuguli
"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Grandpa.
"Ok, how much is it?" Zhuguli
"50 points in, 30 points out." Grandpa looked at him.
"Do I have to pay for everything?" Pig coulee froze.
"See what see, we implement two-way charges here. If there is a toilet package, you can charge one way. " Grandpa, stand up.
"All right, I'll pay." Pig Guli took out ten dollars.
"Shit or pee?" Grandpa asked with money.
"Shit, hurry up."
"Well, do you need a set meal? 50 stools at a time, you can get a discount and defecate 30 times. " Grandpa said.
"Stop it, I'll go in first and come out to pay the money right away." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and took a long time to come out.
"Sir, you chose No.5 pit, and you need to pay 50 cents for the choice. When you lived in it, you didn't say not to play music, so you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your discharge occupies our sewer bandwidth, please pay it to 50 yuan every month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. " Mr. Pig Guli has been staying there.
"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 cents in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, a late fee of 3/1000 will be charged on a daily basis. We will not inform, and we will appeal through legal means when it reaches 1000 yuan. " Just after my uncle finished, Mr. Pig Guli plopped down in the urinal.
At one time, low-cut dresses were very popular in a small town ... so a short woman came to the tailor's shop ... When she saw Master, she said, Master ... Can you customize a low-cut dress for me? The master looked at her and said, I can't look at your figure ... my opinion (or suggestion) is ... there is a set of sample shirts next to it ... try them on.
So, the woman excitedly walked into the fitting room with a skirt ... and soon came out ... She was surprised ... and asked Master, Master ... Do you think the chest of this dress is too low? The master looked at it and asked, is your chest hair long? The woman immediately stared at each other and said, how is that possible? Then the master said, oh, that may be really too low! At one time, low-cut dresses were very popular in a small town ... so a short woman came to the tailor's shop ... When she saw Master, she said, Master ... Can you customize a low-cut dress for me? The master looked at her and said, I can't look at your figure ... my opinion (or suggestion) is ... there is a set of sample shirts next to it ... try them on.
So, the woman excitedly walked into the fitting room with a skirt ... and soon came out ... She was surprised ... and asked Master, Master ... Do you think the chest of this dress is too low? The master looked at it and asked, is your chest hair long? The woman immediately stared at each other and said, how is that possible? Then the master said, oh, that may be really too low!
One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.
Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."
Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."
No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."
Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."
Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."
Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "
Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."
Devil: "Oh, my God! 」
God: "Who called me? 」
Who: "Nobody called you ..."
Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」
Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」
Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. 」
Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」
Which one: "I'm not who. 」
Who: "He's not me. 」
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」
Lively: "What do I have to see? 」
God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " 」
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」
Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」
Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」
Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」
What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」
How dare you: "I didn't? 」
Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "
Shit: "What am I doing? ...」
Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」
You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」
I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」
I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」
Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」
I didn't say, "Who called him? 」
Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."
I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."
You: "I dare you. 」
I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」
Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」
I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」
My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... and I will be called."
Ah ... "
Who: "I want to leave this troublesome place quickly."
True or false: "So this is my place."
I am nothing &; No: "Don't make any noise. We are talking. "
Don't argue with Allah: "I'm not talking ..."
I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」
I am nothing: "-_-\ \" ... Let's go ... Let's talk outside ... "
Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"
I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)
It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."
Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."
I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"
None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」
Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."
Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "
Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v *" (\ \" Who \ \ "collapsed)
None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」
It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."
For a long time: "I'm not here ..."
Devil: "Are you finished? 」
Endless: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I just said, "Who said that? 」
Who: "What do you want me to do? 」
Do you want to fuck me? 」
You: "I won't fuck him."
I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」
Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "
He said, "What should I do? 」
? "You two are shameless! 」
You two: "I want it! I want it! 」
Face: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I don't want it."
Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."
Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "
K: "Who wants to see me? 」
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」
He said, "Don't trust me."
Me: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "
One: "Don't arrest me."
Me: "I've had enough, too. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go! 」
Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」
Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」
Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」
Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」
What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」
What is there to see? "Brother, let's go out and talk. 」
Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement meeting ..."
From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia …