1, a fan asked God when Inter could win the Champions League, and God blurted out "Tomorrow".
The fans were puzzled and asked, "Are you kidding?"
God turned around, sighed helplessly and said silently, "You made a joke first!" " "
2. Q: What did Inter Milan fans do after seeing their team win the Serie A championship, the Italian Cup, the European Champions Cup and the Toyota Cup?
Answer: Turn off the ps3 and go to bed!
3. Customer: Why is this game (Milan vs Inter Milan in 2003/04) only in the first half?
Shop assistant: Because it is published by Inter Milan Club. (In the first half, Inter Milan led 2-0, and in the second half, Milan counterattacked. )
4. The meaning of happiness
Lao Mo gave a banquet and invited all the players to attend. During the dinner, everyone began to get together and talk about what happiness is.
China boy spoke first: "I think the salary is high and I am happiest without taking part in the competition."
The king looked at him disdainfully: "It is the happiest to eat, drink and be merry without training."
Materazzi laughed: "I think the happiest thing is that I scolded others, but the referee gave them a red card."
Lao Mo patted the old horse on the shoulder and said, "What is that? The happiest thing is that the league ranked third, but finally got the championship trophy! "
The team members said in unison: "The chairman still has connotation!
We have been making progress.
After the first leg of the Italian Cup final in 2006-07 season, most fans of a purity team left the stadium dejected and swearing, but only one old fan wearing a blue and black jersey was extremely happy.
The fans were very angry and surrounded him: "We all lost like this. Why are you so happy? " ? ! "
"You are still young, don't know history? That year, we 1: 9 lost to Juventus and lost eight games. Later, 1: 7 lost to M? nchengladbach, 0: 6 lost to Milan, only lost 6 games; Now we 1: 5 lost to Arsenal and 2: 6 lost to Rome, only losing four games. What a great progress this is! "
Hearing this, the fans suddenly became happy.
"So we have been making progress! ……"
6. Do you like football? Yes, I like it very much.
A: Then which team do you support?
B: Inter Milan. (5 seconds later)
Didn't you just say that you like football?
7. What did you see when you came out of the dentist's office?
B: I saw a Juventus fan's teeth dyed black and white. A Roman fan smiled and saw a small yellow and red tooth.
A: Then what? ...
B: A Milan fan, his teeth are a little red and black when he smiles.
A: Then what? ...
B: Finally, there is an Inter Milan fan, but he can't see the color of his teeth clearly because he hasn't laughed for a long time.
8. After meeting the players, the chairman met with the senior leaders of the three clubs. He also specially appointed Moratti who had "abdicated". He asked everyone to introduce his most regretful moment.
Juventus coach Moggi first said: "I have no regrets and no pain. If I have to say it, it is the last 15 seconds of the Champions League final. "
"I have no regrets." Galliani said, "Except for the last 15 seconds of the Toyota Cup."
Finally, it's Moratti's turn. "I don't have any pain or regret, except for the recent 15 years."
The chairman asked again, "What would you do if another main defender was injured and you wanted to buy someone?"
Moggi first replied: "I will buy a new defender, you know, big names are expensive!" " "
Galliani said: "I will buy a veteran, ginger is still old and spicy!" " "
Moratti looked at the two men contemptuously and shouted confidently: "Buy another striker!"
9. recoba anxiously said to Moratti, "Boss, please be sure to win the league championship. This is my first time. "
"Shit, do you think I'm the second time?" Moratti replied.
10 One day, I was late for a date with my girlfriend. She said that if I couldn't make her laugh in four words, she would break up with me. After careful consideration, I whispered four words: "Inter Milan." So, it's calm.
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Watching Juve games is often more surprising.
Watching Milan games often will make you more awake.
Watch Inter Milan ... Sorry, I don't watch it very often.
Watching Juventus is like watching an opera, cheering when you score a goal and regretting when you lose a goal.
Watching the Milan game is like reading a novel. Even if the ending is decided, you will want to read it.
Watching Inter Milan is like talking to an illiterate. If you say it, don't say it
It's sad to miss five Juventus games.
It would be a pity to miss five games in Milan.
Inter Milan, if you miss it, you will miss it.
Juventus lost the game, because losing is losing.
In Milan, Carlo Ancelotti will say that it is not the fault of the players when he loses. .....
Inter Milan's game, if you lose, say that other teams won because they bribed the referee!
Juventus champions can't do without faith and spirit.
Milan's championship is inseparable from stars and tactics.
Inter Milan champion can't have Juventus and Milan without penalty!
In Juventus, we often don't know how much we won until the end.
Milan's game, often watching half can not guess the ending.
There is nothing to guess about the Inter game.
Juventus player, we cried for a long time after Peruzzi left.
Milan player, it is memorable to let costacurta retire.
Inter player, Cristiano Ronaldo? No matter who you go to, you are used to it.
Juve's teams and ordinary players often show great potential.
Milan's team, ordinary players often make wonderful moves.
Inter's team, big-name stars often become useless waste.
The expectations of Juventus' teams and fans are the motivation of the players.
The happiness of Milan's team and fans is the goal of the players.
The support of Inter Milan's teams and fans is a burden to the players.
When you are a Juventus fan, you know that excitement comes first.
As a Milan fan, you will know that surprise comes first.
When I was an Inter fan, I knew patience was the first priority.
Look at Juve's record and you will know what is the king of the league.
Look at Milan's record and you will know what a European champion is.
Look at the record of Inter Milan, and you will know what is the king of team warfare.
Only by looking at the history of Juventus can we know what a dynasty is.
Look at the history of Milan and you will know what a giant is.
Look at the history of Inter before you know what division is.
Knowing Juve, you will know that Juve is more than just a club.
If you know Milan, you will know that Milan is a very strong club.
Understand Inter Milan, and you will know the importance of packaging and boasting.
Look at Juve and you will find out what a giant is.
Look at Milan and you will find out what a strong team is.
Looking at Inter Milan, I really didn't find anything.
12, we have not been demoted.
Juventus fans: We won 27 league titles.
Milan fans: We have 17 league titles.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans: We are the first team in Europe to win a Grand Slam.
Milan fans: We have seven European Champions Cups.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans: We have won seven Golden Globes.
Milan fans: We also won seven Golden Globes.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans: We have won five games in a row, ranking first in Serie A.
Milan fans: We won three league titles in a row and were unbeaten in 58 games.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans: We hold the record of the biggest score in the Champions League and have reached the Champions League finals seven times.
Milan fans: We successfully surpassed the Independent Team and became the team that won the most Toyota Cup in the world.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans: Our total record against you (Inter Milan) is 94 wins, 49 draws and 63 losses.
Milan fans: We once beat you (Inter Milan) in one season and swept you 6-0.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus fans:. . . . . .
Milan fans:. . . . . .
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.
Juventus and Milan fans walked away helplessly.
Inter Milan fans: We have never been relegated.