2. In a physiology class, a female teacher said after class, "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."
After a while, a male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher seriously: "Teacher, is it more comfortable for a man to have sex with a woman?" Or are women more comfortable? "
The female teacher thought for a moment and said, "Is your nose comfortable when you dig with your hands?" Is your hand still comfortable? "Male students thought, well, this nose is really comfortable! Sit down.
The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."
There was silence for a while, but the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, when a man and a woman make love, is it comfortable to wear a condom or not?"
The female teacher immediately replied, "Is it comfortable to wear gloves or not to wear gloves when your nose itches?" The male classmate thought, well, it's quite comfortable without gloves, and sat down again.
The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please ask questions and the teacher will answer them for you."
The female teacher asked two questions. At this time, it was the male classmate who stood up again and asked, "Teacher, why did that woman have her period?" . Can't you have sex? "
The female teacher said with a slight displeasure, "Then when your nose bleeds. Do you still pick your nose with your hands? " Male students think, well, yes!
The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please ask questions quickly."
Soon, the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, since women are more comfortable than men during sex, why do women resist when men rape women?"
At this time, the teacher was furious and said, nonsense, you were walking on the road, and suddenly someone came to dig your nose, and you didn't resist! !
I bought some persimmons today, hung bananas and put them in a bag. When I returned to the dormitory, I found that the persimmons were crushed and all were on bananas. Because I can't finish eating today, I have to clean up. So I took the banana to the water room and rushed under the tap. A buddy is washing clothes. He looked at me and said, classmate, you don't need to wash bananas, just peel them and eat them!
There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. The girl said her husband: I have a toothache! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said no! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: it doesn't hurt! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but there was nothing she could do. She stepped forward and asked the young man, young man, you are really something. Can you treat hemorrhoids?
One night in class, I felt uncomfortable, so I took my buddies to the audio-visual education on the top floor to smoke. There was no one there at night.
When we climbed to the seventh floor, we found a pair of mandarin ducks having a double communication of spirit and flesh. The girl's sweater has been pulled to her chest, while the boy is buried in his work. We couldn't help gaping, staring at the girl and screaming. The boy looked up, embarrassed. Actually, I'm more embarrassed. I don't know who squeezed out: "Dude, don't get me wrong, I just want to see if you have a light? Keep busy, let's go. " Then I didn't realize what we were afraid of until I ran to the classroom on the third floor.