Funny copywriting that makes people happy in an instant

1. Good-looking collarbone is the same, and interesting stomach jumps.

She was angry and ran out of the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back.

If I hadn't met a hair stylist who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

4. Some people, the exam depends on strength, some people, the exam depends on vision, and I, the exam depends on imagination.

When I was a child, I drew lots and grabbed a handful of sand. My family thought I could be an architect, but I became a sand sculpture!

6. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat! Boss, another cage of steamed bread!

7. Don't look down on my incompetence, but there are many people I despise.

7. It is said on the Internet that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head when I was taking a shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower! 0

9. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

1? It is unlucky not to laugh, but it is a big face to laugh.

1 1. I never lose my temper easily. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that others will hit me!

12. In fact, every time I finish quarreling with you, I especially regret it. Really, I should have hit you!

13. After you left, I was not sad, but very happy. Otherwise, I have been worried that you have problems with your legs and feet and can't walk.

14. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

15. A shy boy asked a girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: It's very congenial. The boy asked with a sad face: can't the head be flat?

15.? The teacher asked, "Who can translate Sparrows Know Swan's Ambition into modern Chinese? You don't understand your brother's world.

17. Xiaoming is sitting at the door eating ice cream. Not far away, a little boy in rags was watching him eagerly, drooling. Xiaoming sympathized with him and beckoned the little boy to come over. Then he handed him a bench and said, "Come, sit and watch!" " "

18. A fashionable woman walked lightly on the bus. When she saw an empty seat, she took out her napkin and wiped it for a while before sitting down. Unexpectedly, she farted. A man next to him said with a smile, I'm Cao, so clean, I'll blow it after I wipe it!

19. Lu Xun said: As long as you spend money frequently, your troubles will be reduced by 80%, your emotional intelligence and IQ will be improved, and you don't like fire, but where does the money come from? Lu Xun didn't say! I asked my roommate that day, "What if I want to eat stinky tofu but I don't have enough money?" That idiot casually said "buy a piece of tofu to eat in the toilet" 2 1. When I was in middle school, a classmate in my class lent me a CD, which said "Minors are forbidden to watch alone". Very clever. I asked my parents to watch it together. My face was swollen that day.

22. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

23. Fraternities betray you, women will leave you, money will tempt you, and life will make things difficult for you. Mathematics alone is impossible, impossible and impossible to learn.

24. Some people say that I am shameless. When I heard this, I was jealous. So handsome, how can I refuse?