Classic funny nouns about the ultimate three kingdoms

Brief introduction of Eastern Han Academy

★ It is a school directly under the whole school alliance. Admission requirements: Anyone who is an aristocrat or half-brother of an aristocrat or has made great contributions to the college can enter unconditionally.

★ * * * There are five grades, including English, Ming, Shen, Wu, War, Nothing, Nothing and Victory.

Five Tigers & Liu Beixiu &; Little Joe&The Story of Desing &; Sun Shangxiang and the newly transferred Zhuge Liang: a one-year war lesson

Cao Cao&Lu Bu (transfer student)&Da Qiao (transfer student): Two-year God class.

So so (the most classic! )

When you want to tell a story, you often use such and such words instead of the whole process.

Bashanmen Jin Suozhen

According to the records of the National Wushu Archives, the Eight-door Jin Suozhen was designed by Zuo Ci, a great demon legalist, ranking first in the world. The so-called eight doors are closed, open, injured, Dumen, Jingmen, dead, surprised and open. There are surprises behind every door!

Campus autonomy law

For a law under the pretext of implementing academic freedom, all political, military, police and prosecutors were completely withdrawn from the campus, the Ministry of Education was abolished, and the army, police and prosecutors were not allowed to get close to the campus 100 meter.

National school alliance

As the leader of the whole school alliance, it can rule and dominate all schools and resources in the country, and its status is extremely lofty. It is the throne that everyone wants to seize in the silver time and space. At present, the leader of the whole school alliance is Liu Bian, chairman of the Eastern Han Academy, known as the leader of the young emperor.

Seven days bitch

According to the data of the National Wushu Archives, the arrows with arrow bones are all made of human bones. After being poisoned by the arrow bone for seven days, it will immediately become a despicable bone, which will make people do despicable things in seven days and can't control the limbs of the arrow. After seven days, they will die of poisoning, leaving a lifelong stigma.

Beautiful women have fun playing with potato chips

After being implanted by this chip, the power will be turned on every time you clap your hands, and the chip will be officially turned on after clapping your hands for ten times. The words and deeds of the implanted chip will be completely controlled by the remote control.

Children's drama series one, two, three, Woodenhead powder

A tasteless white powder, when the user hears the word Woodenhead, he will immediately be unable to move like Woodenhead.

I can't say, the secret chip

Anyone who is implanted with a secret chip that can't be told will faint as long as he tells the secret that can't be told.

Muggles, Muggles, you fool, I'm smart and poisonous.

It is a colorless, odorless and tasteless gas. I don't feel it when I first inhale it, but the toxicity will get stronger and stronger. The poisoned person will be paralyzed, like a fool, at the mercy of his opponent (it has little effect on people with slow breathing, such as Huang Zhong).

Blindly beating

According to the records of the National Wushu Archives, the so-called blind shooting is only used by real masters in fighting, that is, two people fight through imagination, and virtual fighting is one move and one style.

Hello! poison

The poisoned person will faint as long as he says hello. There is an antidote (Li Luota's Baijie Boxing).

Easy to handle capsules

Developed by Hua Tuo, it can be easily disguised as someone else. A * * * developed 2000 capsules, and only one capsule succeeded (enhanced version, which can also imitate sound).

Ten evil students

That is, rebellion, rebellion, disrespect, evil rebellion, immorality, unfilial, disharmony, injustice and civil strife. Violation of these is the so-called "heinous"

Lock Maria

It's a chip that makes people lose their martial arts. John and Maria are a loving couple, but Maria often bullies John. John is often beaten because he doesn't know martial arts.

So John invented it-locking Maria and making her lose all her martial arts. Later, Maria poisoned John, and only the unlocking device could be released. The password is John loves Maria.

Dark truth sutra

Protected by the Pang family, it is a martial art prohibited by the whole school alliance. Practitioners of the Dark Sutra can freely enter and leave the underworld, and their skills are enough to compete with the magic statue, but those who are not of a specific constitution cannot practice the Dark Sutra. The Dark Sutra has nine kinds of martial arts. User: Students will be expelled and wanted for heinous crimes. Teachers and principals will be fired on the spot and will never be teachers and principals.

Wanted order for heaven and the world

This wanted order can rally people from various regional alliances to arrest these people together. It is difficult for anyone who is wanted to escape the control of the whole school league. Cao Cao, Guan Yu and Wang Yun are all wanted.

Providence clause

That is, draw lots to decide a student before he dies, one dies, the one who is drawn is released, and the one who is drawn dies immediately.

Forget the East, forget the West.

Hua Tuo's latest research results can make people forget some things. Solution: pee)

U-pod operation

It is a power skill of the Iron Space-time Power Walker. Performers can drive and connect any device with speakers, and use these devices for amplification and eavesdropping.

Divine wind trilogy

They are Pure Yang, True Yin and Promise, all of which were handed down by Hu Yanjue's Roche family.

Nightmare curse.

Anyone who has been cursed in a nightmare, as the name implies, will have cursed nightmares in his sleep. As long as he has been cursed in a nightmare, he will dream of what he fears most.

Crime of circulating fake cigarettes

As the name implies, no matter whether you are a person who makes fake cigarettes or not, as long as you use fake cigarettes, you are guilty!

Time shock

It is an illusion produced by the destruction of the order of time and space. Once involved in the time earthquake, there will be life-threatening, even if there is no life-threatening, it will fall into the rift of time and space and be transmitted to any of the twelve time and space.

Song of soul washing

"Soul-washing Song" is one of the trilogy "True Devil", a family heirloom of Ye Henala, the most demonized family in iron and blood time and space. Its function is to help power walkers or muggles wash away the magic possessed by magic, but the power of power walkers to wash away magic is different from that before being controlled by magic. ...

Song of introspection

Sousou is one of the true magic trilogy owned by the Yehenala family. It is said that searching can bring people back to life, but the lead singer must have strength and focus. If he is seduced by the magical melody, he will be intoxicated, and the soul of the lead singer will be sucked into the music score and imprisoned forever.

requiem

Requiem is one of the trilogy of town magic owned by Yehnara family. It can help people who are washed away by soul-washing music and soothe the injured body and mind. Playing requiem within 24 hours after playing soul washing music can restore the soul memory before demonization and restore all martial arts. If it exceeds 24 hours, you must play it again with more than 80 thousand skills, which will lead to the devil's self-attack. If the listener stops forcibly, the player will be hit hard and the listener will accelerate aging. The last rest deliberately drove away all the demons.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

The winner of "I wake up easily this morning in spring" will fall asleep and won't wake up until tomorrow morning. It is a powerful "sleeping pill" that makes people fall asleep!

The Eastern Han Academy was in a hurry.

As the name implies, in an emergency, the headmaster has the right to issue an emergency decree to force all students to leave the campus in a hurry, and all students in the school must unconditionally abide by it.

Mom, pull over, flash jellyfish bomb.

The stinging cells of jellyfish are used to release venom to start the countdown timer of the bomb. Jellyfish in the jar will release venom all over the glass column. Venom is not only the power of a timer, but also the pain of electric shock when touched. This is an inaccessible version. The ultimate bomb that is bound to detonate after being dismantled.

Wei Yuan woke up.

Pills that can condense combat effectiveness and increase explosive power in a short time. After eating, you can instantly concentrate your internal skill to one point, giving each other a fatal blow. Side effects: I feel pregnant after eating for three days. )

Fog will get bigger &; explain

"Fog, will be big" is an array spell designed by Dong Zhuo to deal with Cao Cao, Liu Bei and the Five Tiger Generals, while "explanation" is to soak a boy's urine under a pillar with this spell (according to the records of martial arts database, the boy's urine is very masculine and energetic, which has the effect of exorcising evil spirits and breaking the array), thus solving the problem of "fog, will be big".

Cats can't be revealed or exposed.

The secret can't be revealed. Dew is developed by the noblest chicken spirits. Drinking it can enhance people's concentration, make them unforgettable, make progress in learning, and get 100 in the exam. Appeared in episode 38, and was given to Zhuge Liang by the captain of Chicken Essence, thanking Zhuge Liang for helping him stop the caravan for three seconds. So far, the effect of this dew has not been tested.