500 won't lose money. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.
Empty happiness is waking up in the morning and feeling taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal.
3. unpacking a bag of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in people's square, and carrying a bag of paper towels in school is like handing out leaflets in city square.
The most shameful thing is to discuss salary with several classmates. I thought they were talking about annual salary, but later I found out that it was all monthly salary.
5. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she cut herself into pieces and applied it to her face.
6. The most useless thing in the world
Three sentences: 1. Policeman: Don't run!
2. National Football Team: Win!
3. Teacher: Students, don't sleep!
7. No.1 in the world
Second, it's useless
Three sentences: 1. Patient: Doctor. Please be gentle!
2. Parents: Stop it, son.
7. Criminals: I am wronged!
Eight. first in the world
Three is useless.
Three sentences: 1. The sentence "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette case.
I can understand how you feel.
3. "Sorry" when breaking up.
Nine. Secret love is not equipped with anti-aircraft guns radar, silently locked enemy aircraft. 10. Walking on the road, suddenly a little girl rushed over and hugged my leg and proposed to me. Just when I was proud of my handsomeness, his mother came running: "Even if you get married today, you have to go to kindergarten!" " 1 1. When I was a child, I saw my parents' wedding photos on the wall and always thought it was because I was too young to climb such a high wall!
You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to cover your eyes.
Thirteen. When I was a child, I had a worry, that is, when I grow up, should I go to Tsinghua or Peking University? When I grow up, I finally don't have to worry anymore.
14. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, which is the legendary high cold.
15. The teacher said to bring everything.
The four words "three points of water" must all be related to water, such as rivers, lakes and seas. Xiao Ming suddenly realized that it is no wonder that the teacher spits every time he tells me to roll!
16. I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, I haven't received it yet, and there is no seller show!
17. If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only see it, but also look around.
18. Over the years, I have met countless swindlers, but I have never been cheated of a penny. Many people ask me about my experience. In fact, I have a strong anti-fraud consciousness guiding me, called "poverty"!
19. It's not that I want to smoke. It's just that the harm of smoke is so great that I can't help but want to "smoke" it hard!
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10. Many tragic love is a process from "wanting to die" to "wanting to die".