Screenwriter: Yan Qiang
Program introduction: Olympic tickets are on sale, which shows that the Olympic Games is getting closer and closer to us. Xiao Qiang, who has a business mind, naturally won't miss this opportunity to make money. This is his "national industry", which surprised everyone.
Column: Juanzi, how was dinner?
Juan: Yes, do you want to eat?
Column: Do you have money? Give me some.
Juan: Not at all.
That's rude. Please buy me something to eat, and I will repay you tomorrow.
Juan: Thank you. I don't ask you for anything in return.
Column: It's still Juanzi, who knows lovely people.
Juan: I don't ask for anything in return because I didn't give you food at all.
Juanzi, if you want to treat me to snacks, I'll treat you to the Olympics.
Juan: You invited me to watch the Olympic Games?
Ah, I'm calling to book tickets.
Juan: Don't keep it from me. Public subscription, lottery confirmation. If you order it, you may not have it.
L: I ordered everything, so I don't believe it's my turn yet.
Juan: It's very kind of you to invite me to watch the Olympics.
Sure, sincerely.
Juan: Pillar, I have finally made earth-shaking changes for you. You are no longer a stingy pillar.
Zhu: That's right. When have I ever been stingy with you?
Juan: Do you dare to be stingy with me? The money I lent you can account for 50% of your monthly expenses.
C: here, have some.
Juan: Here, remember your filial piety to me.
Column: What?
Juan: No, it's love.
Zhu: Hey, you finally understand my heart. I want to say thank you every day of my life.
Juan: Don't be disgusting. Do you still eat?
Column: Eat, eat. Eat more.
Juan: Well, I haven't eaten yet. Save some for me.
I invite you to watch the Olympics, and you still care about this snack.
Juan: I remember you invited me to watch the Olympic Games.
I remember, I forgot my name. I can't forget this either. Hey, Juanzi, do you have any money?
Juan: What? You won't even take me.
What do you mean, take it? I borrowed it. I never said I wouldn't retreat.
Juan: I haven't seen you return it.
C: Come on, I have invited you to watch the Olympic Games. Just lend me fifty dollars.
Juan: If I knew, I wouldn't let you eat, but I would borrow money after eating. I'll lead the wolf into the room.
Column: What does it mean to invite wolves into the house? This is called throwing bricks to attract jade.
Juan: Here, write it down.
Zhu: What do I remember? Can you write it down?
Juan: You borrow money, but you don't keep accounts.
Column: What do I remember? People who borrowed money must be anxious to remember.
Juan: OK. Good for you. Let me ask you something. What game do you want me to watch?
Column: mountain bike
Juan: Why? Is it interesting?
C: Certainly.
Juan: How much is the ticket?
Column: 30
Juan: Huh? The cheapest one. I want the best ticket.
C: OK, I've already asked around. The uniform price of mountain bike competition tickets is 30.
Juan: Juanzi, Juanzi, why don't you have a long memory?
Rerekin
Ray: Snacking again.
Columnist: Lei Lei, be careful what you say. This word grab is an insult to my personality.
Ray: So serious?
Juan: Lei Lei, it's really not the pillar that robbed me this time. He is cheating. He honeyed my girl's snacks.
I want to eat this snack. Is it easy for me?
Ray: dirty tricks, but commendable spirit and persistence. You and I are poor, but we forget the business. Have you ever seen hadron?
Juan: Manager Qiang didn't come, did he? I haven't seen him.
Zhu: I haven't come yet. Maybe I'm dating that girl again.
Juan: Zhu Zi, what did you say?
Column: I just don't like such a man.
Ray: You saw it?
Zhu: I infer from my behavior towards General Qiang. Anyway, my hobby is dating.
Juan: Vulgar.
Hadron went in and was soaked to the skin.
Jon: It's all here. I am freezing to death.
Ray: Hadron, what's wrong with you? Did you fall into the ditch?
Zhu: Mr. Qiang, was it a hero who saved the United States? He saved a woman who fell into the water.
Juan: Manager Qiang, you were thrown into the water because you didn't pay for playing mahjong, and then a beautiful woman came and saved you.
Jon: Three people, can you give me a chance to talk?
Ray: What's the matter?
Qiang: I learned to swim.
Ray: Swimming? Go out and learn to swim before dawn?
Jon: Isn't it? On my way home yesterday, I saw swimming in Chang 'an Park. I said I would learn an Olympic event anyway. Foreigners meet me tomorrow, and I can learn from them. At that time, I made up my mind to learn to swim.
Ray: Then you don't have to exaggerate. You are all wet.
Jon: I don't want to. I got up violently and forgot my swimming trunks.
Ray: I went in this skirt.
Qiang: I couldn't wear it at first, but then I thought about it. Not appropriate.
C: This is very inappropriate.
Juan: So you chose to get dressed and jump?
Qiang: I chose the former between jumping with clothes on and being treated as a hooligan without clothes on.
Column: awesome.
Juan: Level.
Ray: Nervous.
Qiang: It was better when I first jumped. I just found out when I came up. I'm freezing. (sneezing)
Ray: Have you learned?
Jon: No, I practiced for half an hour, and then I came back.
Look at Mr. Qiang. The key to learning to swim is persistence. Success belongs to the persevering.
Jon: I want to insist, but I really can't drink any more. I also saved breakfast and drank enough water.
C: Juanzi, I called yesterday and booked some more tickets.
Juan: I don't care. Give me my money back quickly and give me my snacks by the way.
C: Well, I can return it, but how can I return what I ate?
Juan: Buy me a new one.
C: Oh, I thought what you wanted was original, but I said it was all digested.
Juan: You are bored. I won't bother you now.
C: Don't always speak foreign languages.
Rerekin
Ray: Piller, has Hadron been here?
Zhu: No, are you dating that female classmate-
Juan: Shut up, Zhuzi. I already said it yesterday.
Ray: Did you see it or not?
Juan: No, when did you find it missing?
Ray: This morning, it used to be six alarm clocks, but now this guy gets up earlier than the alarm clock. I woke up this morning and disappeared.
Don't worry, Lei Lei. She must have gone to the swimming pool in the park to drink water. It doesn't matter, so I don't have to make breakfast. I can get full every morning.
Juan: Oh, you should pay attention to hygiene. You can't keep drinking that water.
Ray: No, it's me. I looked for it everywhere, but I couldn't find it.
Column: Maybe it lurks in the water.
Ray: Please, what I just learned yesterday is very useful. Can I lurk today?
Juan: You must have learned to swim. Look there for a while and look for it.
Ray: You don't know, Juanzi. The pool is full of men. I danced and watched them swim. What have I become?
Qiang Zijin
Jon: It's all here.
Ray: Hadron, stop.
Qiang: It hasn't moved yet.
Ray: What did you do?
Juan: It's not like swimming. Look at you. You've done it.
C: Maybe I'm wearing swimming trunks this time.
Jon: Don't make fun of me. I'm going on a business trip.
Ray: Business?
Qiang: Olympic tickets have been sold out. What does this mean? The Olympic Games is just around the corner.
Ray: What the hell was that?
Qiang: As China people, our hearts are extremely excited and proud.
Of course, I called to book tickets yesterday.
Juan: Don't talk about your 30 yuan.
Jon: But that's the difference between a boss and an employee.
Ray: What do you mean?
Qiang: I also bought tickets for the Olympic Games. Pillar only saw the game, but I saw the business opportunities.
Column: Why am I negative in every example?
Juan: Seeking truth from facts?
Ray: Stop arguing and listen to Hadron. What business opportunities?
Qiang: At the Olympic Games, that foreigner is indispensable.
Ray: Of course.
Jon: What do you think they do besides watching games?
I know. I also took part in the competition.
Juan: Poor IQ.
Jon: I have to go shopping. This is the business opportunity.
Column: Oh, Mr. Qiang, who doesn't know what's mysterious about this? You're welcome to say that all our pets know this.
Juan: Is your pet a dog?
Ray: Is that human? Can you compare people with dogs?
Qiang: This is the difference between a boss and an employee. Employees only learned irony from it, but I saw money.
Hey, hey, where is it? Come on, I can't wait to hear about the money.
Qiang: At that time, we should make some national characteristics, and what is national is the world's.
Ray: So, you found a way to make money.
Qiang: Still my daughter-in-law. If you follow me, you will learn a lot.
Juan: Not really. Zhuzi has been following you for so long, and his IQ is declining.
Qiang: This is the result of hard work the day after tomorrow.
Zhu: Don't mention what I can't say, right?
Ray: Stop talking nonsense. I've seen money change. Tell me what's wrong with you, Hadron? I go out to do this in the morning.
Qiang: Of course, at first I wanted to express my love for the Olympics by swimming, but later I thought it would be more economical to help the country earn some extra money in the market economy during the Olympics.
Ray: A lot of nonsense. Get to the point.
Qiang: I thought of a project early in the morning, which is simple to operate and only available in China.
Ray: That must be very profitable, right?
Qiang: Absolutely, but I have never been involved in the production process of this technology. I just did some research as a customer before.
Ray: Is it simple?
Qiang: It's very simple. I studied all morning and basically mastered it.
Ray: So now you have the conditions to earn extra money.
Qiang: That's absolutely, and it's convenient and practical.
Ray: Is the competition fierce?
Qiang: No, there are at most one or two such booths in a street.
Ray: What exactly?
Jon: I brought back some samples.
Really? Come on, show us.
Jon: Come, come, look.
Q: Huh? ! Pancake fruit? !
Ray: Selling pancake fruit at the Olympics?
Qiang: Isn't it impossible?
Ray: Hadron, why don't you continue to practice swimming, ok?
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