When I was taking a nap, I dreamed that many colorful clouds were flashing, which was very dazzling. Then I took out my mobile phone to shoot, but it was too dazzling for me to open my eyes.

1. You should pay attention to your image in the future. You're an adult. Don't be the same as before Drink less wine. Last night, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouting, Are you a brother? If you are a brother, do it! Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, if you pay for dating, your sweet words will be remembered. Pay your salary every month, don't expect feedback, it's all your fault. I miss you. Every night for you, I will accumulate a meteor and finally gather into this meteor shower ... I can't believe I can't kill you! 4. In fact, you are very touching. You always hit people. In fact, you are very cute, and no one loves you even now. In fact, you are infatuated, and you are the most stupid in feelings. I was at a loss when I met you. I can't avoid my affectionate eyes. I know your heart, run hard, but you follow closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business? 6. A diner deliberately made things difficult for the store and ordered a scrambled egg with duck eggs. Listen to the second chef shouting: "The guest officer who is reading the SMS is an asshole." 7. After so many years, do you know how hard it is for me to find you? I traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours! This is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time! 8. If we go back in time, we will all go back to childhood. I will definitely play with you, hide and seek with you, catch fish in the river, make you cry, then pat your little face to make you laugh, and then hit you ... 9. See you for the first time! I like you so much! You noticed me, too. You smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging you! Cute lucky cat! 10. I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere. 1 1. When you see this message, please do the following actions: hold your right ear with your left hand, hold your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money! 12. I feel very sad, tears are pouring down my face, and my character is good. Why do you love others and not me, my dear RMB! 13. You are an ugly duckling in my pond. You are a silly crow in my old tree. You are the truth when I am drunk. Oh, what are you laughing at? 14. How to make leaders obey you? It's actually quite simple. Send him a message! 15. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In short, you are nothing like a human being! 16. I've known you for so long, and you've always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. I will pull weeds for you in my next life! 17. You are the playboy of 10. You often play with 9, 8 can't have hundreds of millions of money, abandon it for more than 7 years, reach out for 6 all day, look for prey, 5 need to ask more questions, but 4 don't change, you are still half-hearted. You are definitely not a good person. 18. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. It's a pity that you are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Oh, what a pity! 19. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. Stop looking and wipe your nose. 20. You are under our surveillance, don't look around! You can only put your mobile phone on the ground now, and then go forward, and you can't look back! 2 1. Yesterday, I saw that your model of mobile phone radiated a lot on the Internet, which scared me! I was just about to inform you that I was relieved to see that people with IQ below 20 were useless. Don't worry, keep using it! 22. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast! 23. Are you lonely? If there is, buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. When people ask you what to do, you can say, "I'm having a seizure." 24. The sun comes out to climb the telephone pole and climb up to reach the mobile phone. Suddenly, there was electricity, and a short message came: "Fool, don't play with your mobile phone, I'll electrocute you next time." 25. Now, please touch your face. Ok, our lecture on raising pigs is over! 26. What are the two things that pandas want to do most? One is to have a good sleep and get rid of dark circles. The other is to take color photos. 27. Think when you are lonely. Come and see me when you miss me. When you look at me, take fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you hurt me. Bananas mean you miss me. Apple represents that you love me! 28. Warning: Your mobile phone has undergone drastic internal changes due to overload and is about to explode. After reading this tip, please put it in an empty place immediately ... 29. I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other! 30.thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for your message. Here's 12 thousand gold, plus naked dream man If you want to ask me how to receive the prize, just look in the toilet on the corner! 3 1. Donor: Hello! We are the Tibetan Buddhist Committee. When you receive this message, we have deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this bureau grants you the highest legal number-mental retardation. 32. The secret of free phone call: If a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ringing, and the call will be free at this time. I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I was afraid you said April Fool's Day was still early. I want to tell you today, but I'm afraid you'll say happy holidays! I want to talk about it tomorrow, in case you say the holiday is over! I want to ask when it will be agreed, in case you say no! According to inside information, you plan to plot against me on April Fool's Day. You are now ordered to send me a bouquet of roses every day from today to April 1 day as a sign of repentance, otherwise you will bear the consequences! 35. According to the survey results of 178 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 379 1 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year. 36. Chinese classes in primary schools.