In the car, my husband asked me to take the driver's license test. I said excitedly:? Then will you buy me another new car? He said: well thought, your driver's license is used to deduct my points. . . Is it funny? Take a look at the couple's 100 thousand cold jokes and break your stomach!
Husband and wife laugh a hundred thousand cold jokes and break your stomach (1) 1. The wife says to her husband, Do you know how to stop me?
Husband:? Don't you know?
Wife:? Do you want to know?
Husband:? Yes, why not?
? Shit, you're so capable, you still want to stop me? Well, it's good for you, isn't it
I'm going to visit grandma's grave tomorrow. I told my husband: I got my driver's license. Congratulations, you can take my car to visit grandma's grave tomorrow.
Husband: I just want to visit my grandmother's grave and don't want to go down to accompany her. . .
3. I came home from the night shift in the morning and found that there was a thousand dollars on the bedside, so I asked my wife what was going on! Brother Wang next door gave it to me.
My wife saw that my face was wrong and said, I'm joking with you. How can he give so much by himself? ?
Husband: Wife, if the courier and I fall into the river at the same time, who will you save?
Wife. . .
My wife took my shirt and asked me suspiciously. Say it? Why are there lipstick marks of women on the collar? .
? I can explain! ?
? Needless to say, I know that this color number and smell are mine. You put it on purpose for me to find out, which looks very popular. In fact, you will always be a diaosi that nobody cares about! ?
Me. . .
Couples break your stomach with a hundred thousand cold jokes (2) 1. My husband told me that day: I always wanted to make money before I met you. Later, when I married my wife, several girls took the initiative to chase me, but I didn't want it. Later, I found it too difficult to make money, so I'd better marry my wife first!
. . . You make me sound lucky!
2. Today, my wife asked me: Husband, do I have big breasts?
Husband: Then you have to compare with men or women!
The wife said angrily, where have you seen other people's breasts?
Husband: Bath center.
3. My husband is away on a business trip, and he calls his wife for post inspection at night. Has he heard from his wife? UH huh? A grunt.
Husband asked: What's the matter?
The wife said, it's so cold. I'll make you a hat!
4. At the meeting, after dinner, she said, Hey! Go and wash the dishes. This young lady will make you have a good time tonight. I am excited to rinse dishes and chopsticks. . .
After marriage, after dinner, she said, go and wash the dishes quickly, and I will let you go tonight. So I went to rinse bowls and chopsticks excitedly again. . .
Last night, my wife suddenly said: Honey, if you go to the hospital to check your sperm, can I go in with you?
I paused for a moment, then said simply: no, there are nurses inside! ?
Husband: Wife, wife, come out quickly. I'm on TV. . .
My wife happily ran out to have a look: Nima, what are you smoking? Get down quickly. You crushed the TV, loser ~
My wife kicked me out of my house because I didn't use up a bottle of water (cosmetics) for several months.
Today, I was found pouring water into the bathroom.
I went to bed early last night. My wife went to bed after watching TV and saw me fall asleep. A slap woke me up.
I said angrily, I didn't provoke you. Why did you hit me? !
Hearing this, my wife hit me twice and said, if you don't mess with me, I can't mess with you? !
I'm speechless. . .
I want to buy a car. How about asking my wife to buy golf last night?
She doesn't know, it's too small, and some corners will touch when the car vibrates, which hurts to death.
I thought my wife was so considerate, but when I think about it carefully, it seems that we have never had a car shock.
There was nothing when I first met my wife, because the conditions at home were not good.
The family was crowded into a room of 30 square meters. . .
After hard work, I am married now, and I have a house of 130 square meters. Open Q5!
Thank you, my wife, for fighting with me. I just want you to know that it's good to have a rich father-in-law! ! !
6. I gave birth to two girls. My husband once asked me: Didn't people say that my daughter was my father's lover in his last life? I don't have any fucking gay friends. . . ?
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