My father is not humorous, but he often does something interesting.
I remember one Sunday, my family had breakfast together. Dad stared at the morning news on TV, still eating bread, eggs and soy milk. After the news of the conflict between Palestine and Israel was broadcast, my father turned to us and said that this egg was so powerful that it blew up the whole building at once.
As soon as my father finished, my mother and I both laughed our heads off. I was eating egg yolk and almost choked on my own laughter. It turned out that dad mistook the Israeli grenade for the egg he was eating. After we finished laughing, dad didn't know he had slipped his tongue and looked at us stupidly.
Once again, my mother and I cut watermelon and ate it for a while, and asked my father, who was busy drawing engineering drawings, to come and eat watermelon. Dad said, I don't have time. You can bring me the watermelon skin and throw it in the trash can. This time, my mother and I laughed again. Dad actually wants to eat watermelon skin?
Another time, my father came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and said to my mother and me, go and take a shower. I'm going to take a bath. After that, my father went into the study, turned on the computer and played games online. Alas, this forgetful father forgot that he had just finished washing and wanted to go online, but said he was going to take a shower. This made my mother and I laugh again.
My father
In my life, I have a father who cares about me in every way; In study, I also have a strict father; In the game, I have a father who will never grow up.
My father has two greatest advantages: first, he is willing to contribute to the country without asking for anything in return; 2. Very concerned about the study and life of the next generation.
Previously, my father was repairing the railway in Turpan, Xinjiang. He works day and night, 365 days a year, eight or nine hours a day. Three meals a day are steamed bread, and meat and rice are rarely eaten. Life is hard. I only slept for five or six hours at night, and I had to get up the next morning, full of blood. But he still refused to give up this glorious job and was later transferred to be a taxi driver.
My father not only works hard, but also is strict with me. Once, I didn't do my homework and two reading notes, but my friend told me to go out and jump rubber bands. I couldn't resist the temptation of rubber bands and jumped up in the yard: "Car, Didi, Malanhua 21 ..." Just as I was jumping, my father came back from work and asked: "Yuanyuan, have you finished your homework?" I replied, "Right away, when I jumped, I was making those two reading notes." At this time, my gentle father suddenly became serious and took me back to the study like an eagle catching a chicken. I have to do my homework. He didn't open his brow until I finished. At this moment, my father said, "Let me jump rope with you. Your father is still a master of skipping rope! " With that, he jumped up.
Ah, dad, you are the enlightening lamp in my study and life, and always inspire me to move forward. Ah, dad, I will study hard and repay your selfless love for me.