Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is a humorous story (generally 10) I compiled for you, for reference only, I hope it will help you!
Humorous joke short story 1 It's pretty good if it comes true.
My classmate told me a dream that I had once dreamed that I married a very rich Gao Fushuai man. The wedding banquet was very extravagant, with 60 Lamborghini cars. After drinking the church toast, this guy woke up when he got married. When I woke up, the goods burst into tears, not because it was just a dream, but because I woke up and remembered that I was a man!
What I can't get, no one else can get.
There is a female colleague in the office, generous and lovely, and she has a very good relationship with her husband. Once we talked about mistress at dinner, I asked her: If your husband had an affair, would you divorce him? She squinted at her husband and said simply, I have never been divorced in my life, only widowed!
Did you wash the dishes later?
I just had dinner at the hotel and asked my boss for the WIFI password. The boss said LYP82NLF. I said it was too hard to remember, and the boss replied with a smile. A bottle of 82 Lafite is easy to remember! I watched and typed in my password. Just after I finished typing, I heard a bang. The waiter smiled and said, your Lafite is 32,000 yuan, thank you. ...
Humorous joke short story 2 success
Bernard is a famous French writer and occupies an important position in the history of French film. Once, a French newspaper held an award-winning quiz. One of the questions is: If the Louvre, the largest museum in France, caught fire and only one painting was allowed to be rescued, which one would you rob? Results Among thousands of answers received by newspapers, Bernard won the prize for this question with the best answer. His answer is: "I grabbed the painting closest to the exit."
The best goal of success is not the most valuable goal, but the most likely goal.
Humorous joke short story 3 success
In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat.
"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?"
"No, I'm not." The man replied.
"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "
truth
It proved not easy. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.
Humor joke short story 4: The man proposes, and the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion worth 20 million;
Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing but the baby in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left.
The important revelation of this matter: the core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have their own in key positions.
There are a pair of lions and their mother on the grassland. The little lion asked the lioness, "Mom, where is happiness?" The lioness said, "Happiness is on your tail." So the little lion kept running after his tail, but he couldn't bite. The lioness smiled and said, "Fool! That's not how happiness is obtained! As long as you walk forward with your head held high, happiness will always follow you! " .
It is better to be brave than to pursue it deliberately. How far is success?
There was a blind girl who had nothing but her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "If your eyes get better, can you marry me?" The girl agreed. Soon, the girl can transplant a new fluoroscopy film and recover her eyesight soon, but she finds that her boyfriend is also blind. Her boyfriend proposed to her, but the girl refused. Finally, the boy only said, "Take care of my eyes."
Take care of my eyes.
The father was washing the car, and the son picked up a small stone and scratched it on the door. Seeing this anger, my father picked up a wrench and hit it. Later, his son was taken to the hospital to confirm that his finger was broken. Facing his father, the son whispered, "Dad, your finger will be fine. Don't worry. Father is extremely self-blaming. In a rage, he rushed back to smash his car. He saw the trace of his son scratching: Dad, don't worry. "
Is it better to see some things clearly before making a decision?
Humor joke short story 8 My son couldn't afford to support his elderly mother, so he decided to carry her up the hill and throw her down. In the evening, my son said that he would carry his mother for a walk up the mountain, and her mother climbed up his back with difficulty. He wants to climb higher all the way before leaving her. He saw his mother secretly scattering beans on his back and asked angrily, "Why are you scattering beans?" As a result, his mother's answer made him burst into tears: "Silly son, I am afraid that you will get lost when you go down the mountain alone."
The love of parents will accompany you all your life, even when they are old.
He abandoned his fiancee to go abroad seven years ago, and now he has a successful career. He began to feel guilty. He heard that her life was bad and wanted to make up for it. He went to her fish stall, and she squatted on the edge of scraping fish scales with a baby boy who looked a bit like him. His heart was shocked. She suddenly stopped and pointed to the man in the booth next door. Why don't you cook for the children? He breathed a sigh of relief and turned around.
She handed a cigarette to the man next door: I'm sorry just now
I don't want to be your burden, and I don't want you to live with guilt.
One day, the female secretary said with a dignified face: Mr. Wang, I am pregnant. Wang continued to look down at the file,
Then smile: I had a vasectomy. The female secretary stared blankly for a while and smiled. I'm kidding you! Wang looked up at her, took a sip of tea and said, me too.
The important revelation of this incident: people who mix in rivers and lakes should not panic when something happens, let the bullets fly for a while first.
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